A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell into a deep coma and woke up after about 6 months.
The woman asked the doctor about her baby.
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl. They're both fine. And, you're brother named them for you.
Woman: No No No! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Ohh, that's actually a nice name. What about the boy?
Doctor: deeply sighs Denephew.
I kept telling my brother not to put the Q-tip in too deep, but he never listens to my words.
It goes into one ear, and out the other.
Why are crimes in the 'Deep South' so hard to solve?
There's no dental records & all the DNA matches...
This year, my friend decided to play his string instrument with a neck and a deep round back enclosing a hollow cavity, with a sound hole in the body at the voting booths...
He was arrested for ear poll-lute-tion.
What do you call it when you catch a fish on every cast while deep sea fishing?
my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.
I told my dad that I always felt a deep sense of foreboding when we drive on the bridge over the canal
He said "That's because the canal IS for boating."
When he found out I was sick, my friend messaged me, hoping that I will quickly find a deep hole in a ground full of water.
I'm happy he wished me to get well soon.
If humans were trees, how deep would the roots be ?
Every Friday for dinner, I make everything deep fried
I had to quit my job as a deep sea diver instructor.
The pressure was too much.
Did you know that lawyers are buried 12 feet deep when they die?
Apparently deep down they are good people.
So Gandhi fasted every day. His body got weaker and weaker. His feet grew incredibly tough from walking barefoot. He was deep into Hindu spirituality. Unfortunately, he had chronic bad breath.
I guess what I'm trying to tell you is that Gandhi was a super fragile, calloused mystic suffering from halitosis.
My girlfriend’s mom is so deep in denial.
She might as well be Egyptian.
My publicist spent today taking photos of me deep within a dark cavern.
She assured me the photos would receive high exposure.
They found an alien deep underground
It was inside this world!
The old lady who lives next door keeps talking about a small deep-ground reservoir...
The joke is pretty deep....
I heard that the underwater financial department is tanking. They started using the loan sharks.
I usually sing with a deep voice. But when I wash my hands,
John Cena emerges from a deep slumber only to find he has wound up in the hospital.
JC: where am I?
Nurse: ICU.
JC: No you can’t.
I get my deep well of empathy from my mother, obviously.
What do you call a dog with a deep bark
What reality show is popular on the holodeck of Deep Space Nine?
Keeping up with the Cardassians!
My dad told me that he wished me a deep hole filled with water
I went swimming today and took a pee in the deep end
The lifeguard noticed and blew his whistle so loud, I almost fell in
Deep in the villain’s super secret base
Deep in the villain’s super secret base, he noticed that his 10” concrete filled steel walls looked bare. He asked his minions why was there no large, artistic rendering of his terrifying logo hanging behind his desk.
His minions replied, “We’ve tried everywhere, but we’ve been unable to find a sketchy artist.”
My brother and I are really competitive, and he just broke my record for deep sea diving.
After a long hour of deep internal reflection
When is being ankle deep in mud worse than being waist deep?
This pun can be very deep
A drumset is a very deep instrument
I tried zesting a lemon for my recipe, but I cut too deep...
When I was at the pool yesterday, I began peeing in the deep end
The lifeguard blew his whistle so hard I almost fell in
I gonna say something deep
A woman was 3 months pregnant when she fell in a deep coma and woke up after about 6 months.
The woman asked the doctor about the baby.
The doctor: Congratulations. You had twins, both boys. They're both fine. And your brother named them a for you.
Woman: No. No. No! Not my brother. He's an idiot! What did he name them?
Doctor: He named one of them Pete, after your deceased father as he told me.
Woman: Oh that's actually a very nice name. What did he name the other boy?
Doctor: deeply sighs RePete.
A woman who is 3 months pregnant falls into a deep coma. 6 months later, she awakes and asks the doctor about her baby
Doctor: You had twins, a boy and a girl, and they are both fine. Luckily your brother named them for you.
Woman: oh no, not my brother, what an idiot! What did he name the girl?
Doctor: Denise.
Woman: Well it isn't so bad, and what did he call the boy?
Doctor: Denephew.
Went swimming today. Took a pee in the deep end.
Lifeguard noticed. Blew his whistle so loud, I almost fell in.
Gandhi was amazing—fasted every other day, walked barefoot, deep thinker...with bad breath.
it’s true. he was a super-fragile calloused mystic suffering halitosis.
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