SpaceX's rocket was designed to be as wide as it could be and still be transported on the roads.

So when the boss wanted to make it larger, they had to elongate it.

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Just ordered a 12” wide console table to go by our entryway door.

My daughter says it will be very soothing.

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Our microwave is at least three feet wide

I'd hate to see a regular sized wave

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What's 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy.

An empty toilet paper roll.

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👤︎ u/Derbucher
📅︎ Aug 26 2019
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Are underpants with a 3.14 mm wide crotch fabric called

pi-thongs?

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👤︎ u/slowshot
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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My roommate Esther and I wanted to get a new rug for our apartment, but we didn't have a tape measure. So we had to use Esther's height to guess the approximate dimensions we wanted. We bought a rug one Esther wide by two Esthers long. You could say we...
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Doctors are pleased at how wide-spread influenza suppression meds have been distributed, in preparation to being used...

They say it's gone anti-viral.

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👤︎ u/Naitraen
📅︎ Dec 25 2019
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My wife says that I wasted money by ordering a 3 meter wide frame for our wedding photo.

Well, I think she should look at the bigger picture.

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👤︎ u/sodomicity
📅︎ Jan 11 2019
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What do you call a stone that's exactly 1.609 km wide?

A milestone

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👤︎ u/Lordman17
📅︎ Feb 07 2019
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post 1 year old? I'm the fastest crossposter in the wide wild west
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👤︎ u/Pyrio666
📅︎ Mar 10 2019
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Pun Request: Facilities Department needs a team name for an office wide Bubble Hockey Team

Any ideas on bringing Office Management and Hockey Terms together for a good team name?

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I've been known to wear wide brimmed Mexican hats

On sombrero-ccasions

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👤︎ u/Ganders81
📅︎ May 29 2018
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Whats two feet wide and fifty feet long?

A centipede

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👤︎ u/Repzie_Con
📅︎ Oct 21 2017
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Saw 4 baby birds in a nest, 3 were close together beaks wide open and squawking for attention. The 4th was off to the side beak closed head down..

I'm no bird expert but I'm guessing 3 females and 1 male.

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why fishes have their eyes wide open?

they must be vigilant, something fishy around there...

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👤︎ u/SAIdriss
📅︎ May 08 2018
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How much dirt is in a hole that's 1ft deep, 1ft wide, and 1ft long?

None. If there was dirt in it, it wouldn't be a hole.

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Vet told me to open my mouth wide and say ahhhhh.

I said "why"

He said "because your dog just died."

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Dadjoke alert on the World wide web.

http://www.tuaw.com/2014/03/14/a-nice-sterile-eye-pad/?ncid=rss_truncated

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Wide feet

I woke up this morning and my mom was looking at my feet...

Mom: What size shoe do you wear? Me: 9.5 Wide Dad: I wear a 10.5 Wide Mom: Oh, so that's where you get your fat feet from. Dad: No, I still have mine

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👤︎ u/Benji83
📅︎ Nov 29 2013
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What's 4 inches long, 2 inches wide and drives women crazy.

An empty toilet roll.

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