My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night
I've started a new band called "Blanket'
What does a blanket detective do?
What did the teeny tiny blanket have over the large quilt?
Why do weighted blankets calm you down?
Because compression is the opposite of tension!
I saw an Elsa blanket
I didn’t get it though, the cold never really bothered me anyways.
You are in a cold room without any blanket and Sweater what will you do?
Go to the corners because it's 90° there.
Small Pepper needs a blanket
Dad: Can you please put a little blanket or a tiny sweater on him?
He's a little chilli!
Why does your laptop have a blanket on it?
I did because I put it on sleep mode.
Why did the kid wrap all his books in a blanket?
So that he could cover the entire syllabus.
What do you call a blessed blanket?
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
Son: Dad, do you have another blanket by you? I’m cold
Dad: Go stand in the corner son, it’s 90° over there
I'm thinking about buying a weighted blanket.
This is a most heavy decision.
I get a little shady when I'm in blankets.
My wife ordered one of those new heavy blankets off Amazon but delivery took forever...
She says it was worth the weight.
I used to hate the electric blanket
But the last few nights I’ve been warming up to it.
For the last two weeks my kids have been building a medieval blanket fort every evening to sleep in. Many nights they also stayed up past their bedtime playing fortnight under its protective cover.
It was a night knight fort for Fortnight for a fortnight.
What kind of blanket has the most patience?
A man started wearing a blanket to the office
His colleagues began to suspect he was working undercover...
last night, my wife dramatically ripped the blankets off me
I feel a bit bad for making blanket statements.....
They're my quilty pleasure
Did you hear about the guy who's blanket fell off of him in the hospital?
It was fun being a spy til they put me in a windy city with only a blanket for camouflage
My cover was blown constantly
I just saw a homeless man get arrested for cloaking himself in a blanket the cops falsely accused him of stealing...
Prosecutor: "In the case of who illegally made a blanket out of patches,
we call the defendant quilty"
What did the pillow say when the blanket asked it to come hang out
I woke up in the middle of the night and freaked out when I noticed all the blankets on my bed were missing.
"I'm going undercover" is such a blanket statement.
Besides, you should be keeping that under wraps...
My dad just handed me a pig in a blanket Dad: Would you care for one of these
Me: Only if it needed me..
Last night my bf asked me to hand him the blankets...
As I pulled the comforter over him I said, "I got you covered."
I proceeded to laugh for 1 solid minute, he did NOT think it was funny.
If you say something in bed, is it a blanket statement
I only have a few hours to finish weaving this blanket.
I started a band called "Blanket"
I'm starting a band called Blanket.
My wife traumatically ripped the blankets off me last night.
What did the blanket said when it fell of the bed?
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
I put a blanket on a small pepper
He said he felt a little chili
Last night, my girlfriend dramatically ripped the blankets off me...
Don’t worry I’ll recover.
What did the blanket say as it fell off the bed?
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
I woke up in the middle of the night and discovered all my blankets were missing.
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed?
What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed ?
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