What do you call a nun with a face veil, on a plane.

A blessing in the skys (disguise)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sikarknight
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2020
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I proposed at Bridal Veil Falls today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/figgerer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Smiling like a fool, lifting her veil, looking longingly into my beloved's eyes, I whispered, "A...E...I...O...U...and sometimes Y."

The priest then turned to her.

"And has the bride prepared any wedding vowels?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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If they make it illegal to wear the veil at work...

...bee keepers are going to be furious!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geve4now
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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I just told a dad joke so shit my wife shouted at me and stormed off (not a joke)

She said I wish you would put as much effort into life as you do your shitty jokes. It wasnt even that bad.

The man on the news said "...in the run up to christmas stores are already announcing record sales" I said "thats not news HMV* announces record sales everyday".

*HMV is a music shop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mitcheg3k
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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We had an IDEA...

Back a few decades, I was working in a program with a local college in the Middle East.

The name of the program for ExPats has the clever acronym of "IDEA" (hey, I said it was clever); which stands for "Inter-Departmental Educational Adjunct". It's interdepartmental because my particular specialty not only covers field geology but also paleontology and a bit of archeology thrown in for good measure. Everyone hopes to have a good IDEA...

ahem...

Well, we saddle up and head for the Dune Sea out in the west of the country, where the Precambrian, Cambrian, Silurian, Cretaceous, Pliocene, Pleistocene, and Holocene crop out and access is relatively easy and non-injurious.

Well, we caravan out, some 30 Land Cruisers, Nissan patrol, and the odd Mitsubishi Galloper strong. We all get our maps, compasses and split up into 5 or 6 special interest groups ("SIG's"); where each IDEA has his own GPS and LIDAR laser ranging apparatus. Reason being, that there are very few benchmarks out in the des

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rocknocker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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She dreamed of the day she'd marry

to know a veil!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jefuchs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2017
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What do you call a dangerous bride?

A thinly veiled threat.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2017
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