I saw a guy refusing to put on a mask. Then i caught the same guy shoplifting.

I said "You should be ashamed. That's bare-faced robbery!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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People who can't figure out how to keep their dang masks over their noses are mouthbreathers.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoelSOL
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09
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A person sees someone walking in the street without a mask. Frustrated, he goes up to him, stops at two meters away and angrily mutters through his mask,

"People like you make me sick!".

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πŸ“…︎ May 13
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Masks are the new Bra

They're uncomfortable, you only wear them in public, and when you don't wear one everyone notices

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckarooBanzii
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20
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How does Darth Vader eat with that mask on?

He FORCE feeds himself!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GoodChadAndUgly
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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If you wear glasses and have been required to wear a mask during the COVID pandemic, you may be entitled to condensation.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaredLiwet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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Remember to wear your masks!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LEEtheMusician
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21
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My friend from Prague came over to play D&D. Instead of just a face mask, he's wearing full body armor

The Czech is in the mail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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I've been wearing this mask for so long, I wasn't sure I'd even be able to get rid of it.

But I pulled it off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kdlaz
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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I just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room.

I just had no idea she was a superhero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Having a big nose is no excuse for not wearing a mask.

I still have to wear my underwear.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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What do you call the feeling of taking off your COVID mask when you get home?

An airgasm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majblackburn
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Why did all those dancers during the halftime show wear those masks?

The singer had a Weeknd immune system.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 08
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What city in the Middle East doesn't require you to wear a face mask?

Damascus

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 04
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My Wife is freaking out about this coronavirus. She made me promise I'd put the mask on before I left for work this morning......

Now I’m two hours late and I don’t even like Jim Carey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carpet_tart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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Karen’s refuse to wear masks

I guess they are not Karen for themselves

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why don't Feminists wear masks?

Because they're MANdated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QueenDaddy37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket..

They lied, everyone else had their clothes on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reg182
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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Just went in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask.

I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"

She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icebucketwood
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Why do people argue about wearing masks?

They worry about losing face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.

They're mouthbreathers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZilchIJK
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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Why does Santa avoid wearing masks?

Because he is Claus-trophobic!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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How to train people to wear a mask
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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A guy asks his friend, "Do you know how many people have died because of these masks?"

The friend replied, " No buddy".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AncientPhoenix98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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How come Trump doesn’t wear a mask?

He thinks he has diplomatic immunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TherapyHam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What does a vampire and a person who wears a mask have in common?

They both can't see their face in the mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gods-nutts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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If you mask debate too often, you might go blind.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypocreton
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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Elon Mask everyone
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NiisanSein
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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You should wear your mask whenever you go to a cemetery in this pandemic.

Cemeteries have a lot of coffin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/25BicsOnMyBureau
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...

It was stolen from right under my nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramzert
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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I think my eye mask is making me depressed

When I put it on I feel like I’m in a dark place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/use_no_hooks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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Presenting, Elon Mask
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_PR0T0STAR_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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A local supermarket was giving away 100% free face masks

But there were no strings attached.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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masks have some loopholes

they go around your ears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hop_Along8298
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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I told my barista I didn't think he should be wearing a face mask. 'I'm not', he said,...

'it's a coughy filter.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mish106
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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What do dad jokes have in common with not wearing a mask?

People get sick of it but they still do it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkJT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Made a Covid mask for my duck

It wasn't that well made but it fits the bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goldygold2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Started a business selling highlander themed masks but it failed miserably.

Apparently, their can be only one.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Mask Jokes

Me: Your mask looks like a diaper

Him: It's very comfortable though.

Me: Like Huggies comfortable or Pampers?

Him: It Depends....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sethg4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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I've just found some whips, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room....

Absolutely had no idea she was a superhero !!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket ...

they lied, everybody else had their clothes on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luc1113
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

If so, you may be entitled to condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tburns1469
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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Are you required to wear a face mask and wear glasses?

You may be eligible for condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bokb3o
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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I've just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room...

Had no idea she was a superhero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Do you wear glasses and a mask?

You may be entitled to condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo8551
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Are you currently wearing a face mask and glasses to work?

You may be eligible for condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crackmytoes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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