I saw a guy refusing to put on a mask. Then i caught the same guy shoplifting.
I said "You should be ashamed. That's bare-faced robbery!"
People who can't figure out how to keep their dang masks over their noses are mouthbreathers.
A person sees someone walking in the street without a mask. Frustrated, he goes up to him, stops at two meters away and angrily mutters through his mask,
"People like you make me sick!".
Masks are the new Bra
They're uncomfortable, you only wear them in public, and when you don't wear one everyone notices
How does Darth Vader eat with that mask on?
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Remember to wear your masks!
My friend from Prague came over to play D&D. Instead of just a face mask, he's wearing full body armor
The Czech is in the mail.
I've been wearing this mask for so long, I wasn't sure I'd even be able to get rid of it.
I just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room.
I just had no idea she was a superhero.
Having a big nose is no excuse for not wearing a mask.
I still have to wear my underwear.
What do you call the feeling of taking off your COVID mask when you get home?
Why did all those dancers during the halftime show wear those masks?
The singer had a Weeknd immune system.
What city in the Middle East doesn't require you to wear a face mask?
My Wife is freaking out about this coronavirus. She made me promise I'd put the mask on before I left for work this morning......
Now I’m two hours late and I don’t even like Jim Carey
Karen’s refuse to wear masks
I guess they are not Karen for themselves
Why don't Feminists wear masks?
Because they're MANdated.
They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket..
They lied, everyone else had their clothes on
Just went in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask.
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
Why do people argue about wearing masks?
They worry about losing face.
Some people think it's okay to wear your mask over your mouth while not covering your nose.
Why does Santa avoid wearing masks?
Because he is Claus-trophobic!
How to train people to wear a mask
A guy asks his friend, "Do you know how many people have died because of these masks?"
The friend replied, " No buddy".
How come Trump doesn’t wear a mask?
He thinks he has diplomatic immunity.
What does a vampire and a person who wears a mask have in common?
They both can't see their face in the mirror.
If you mask debate too often, you might go blind.
You should wear your mask whenever you go to a cemetery in this pandemic.
Cemeteries have a lot of coffin.
I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...
It was stolen from right under my nose.
I think my eye mask is making me depressed
When I put it on I feel like I’m in a dark place
A local supermarket was giving away 100% free face masks
But there were no strings attached.
masks have some loopholes
I told my barista I didn't think he should be wearing a face mask. 'I'm not', he said,...
What do dad jokes have in common with not wearing a mask?
People get sick of it but they still do it
Made a Covid mask for my duck
It wasn't that well made but it fits the bill
Started a business selling highlander themed masks but it failed miserably.
Apparently, their can be only one.
Mask Jokes
Me: Your mask looks like a diaper
Him: It's very comfortable though.
Me: Like Huggies comfortable or Pampers?
Him: It Depends....
I've just found some whips, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room....
Absolutely had no idea she was a superhero !!!
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket ...
they lied, everybody else had their clothes on.
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I've just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room...
Had no idea she was a superhero.
Do you wear glasses and a mask?
You may be entitled to condensation.
Are you currently wearing a face mask and glasses to work?
You may be eligible for condensation.
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