Now I’m two hours late and I don’t even like Jim Carey
They lied, everyone else had their clothes on
'it's a coughy filter.'
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
Me: You should be wearing a mask for your own safety.
Her: Says who?
I feel stupid and contagious.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
It’s a coughy filter
(Credit to u/sniggihs)
The others are still wearing a t-shirt and pants!
I dunno, ‘masking you.
But my dog has to be so sick of that stupid movie by now.
It’s just a rip off
They LIED. Everybody else had clothes on!
At a shop on the road to Damaskus...
Such a relief when they said it was just a bank robbery.
They said, "This is a robbery," and everybody relaxed a little.
everyone else was wearing clothes
They know me sew well.
Because if you use the right one you will look like a right tit.
As much as it sucks, it’s better to be safe than SARS-y
Everyone felt a huge relief when they told us it's only a bank robbery.
Then it hit me...lesson learned
Me: Because of Corona?
Friend: No. Because you're ugly.
I think I need to shower.
Well that is total bs, everyone else had clothes on too.
She said he was the lone arranger.
A banana robbing a bank.
The Bank Teller Goes: " Are you Trying to Mug me?! "
Congratulations you just rub a bank.
Is she a moist Owlette?
A Coughy Filter!
She would turn into a moist Owlette.
Wife: Sighing...."My mask is falling off!" Me: Do you want some masking tape?
He turns to me and says "you otter buy this"
They lied, everyone else has clothes on