I just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room.

I just had no idea she was a superhero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Why don't Feminists wear masks?

Because they're MANdated.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QueenDaddy37
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08
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Karen’s refuse to wear masks

I guess they are not Karen for themselves

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Why do people argue about wearing masks?

They worry about losing face.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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Why does Santa avoid wearing masks?

Because he is Claus-trophobic!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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What does a vampire and a person who wears a mask have in common?

They both can't see their face in the mirror.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gods-nutts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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A guy asks his friend, "Do you know how many people have died because of these masks?"

The friend replied, " No buddy".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AncientPhoenix98
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I think my eye mask is making me depressed

When I put it on I feel like I’m in a dark place

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πŸ‘€︎ u/use_no_hooks
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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How to train people to wear a mask
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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I've just found a whip, mask and some handcuffs in my sisters room...

Had no idea she was a superhero.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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My Wife is freaking out about this coronavirus. She made me promise I'd put the mask on before I left for work this morning......

Now I’m two hours late and I don’t even like Jim Carey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/carpet_tart
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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You should wear your mask whenever you go to a cemetery in this pandemic.

Cemeteries have a lot of coffin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/25BicsOnMyBureau
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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If you mask debate too often, you might go blind.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypocreton
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I'm still figuring out how to properly wear a face covering. Before I could master the art I was robbed of my beloved mask...

It was stolen from right under my nose.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ramzert
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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They said gloves and a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket..

They lied, everyone else had their clothes on

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Reg182
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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masks have some loopholes

they go around your ears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hop_Along8298
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2020
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They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket ...

they lied, everybody else had their clothes on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Luc1113
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Just went in to Starbucks and the barista was wearing a face mask.

I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"

She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icebucketwood
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Are you required to wear a face mask and wear glasses?

You may be eligible for condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bokb3o
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Presenting, Elon Mask
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_PR0T0STAR_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2020
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Started a business selling highlander themed masks but it failed miserably.

Apparently, their can be only one.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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How come Trump doesn’t wear a mask?

He thinks he has diplomatic immunity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TherapyHam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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What do dad jokes have in common with not wearing a mask?

People get sick of it but they still do it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/darkJT
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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A local supermarket was giving away 100% free face masks

But there were no strings attached.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
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Made a Covid mask for my duck

It wasn't that well made but it fits the bill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Goldygold2
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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Mask Jokes

Me: Your mask looks like a diaper

Him: It's very comfortable though.

Me: Like Huggies comfortable or Pampers?

Him: It Depends....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sethg4
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

If so, you may be entitled to condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tburns1469
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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It's not a face mask son....

It's a coughy filter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamsobol
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What do you call it when you sneeze inside your face mask?

Boogie boarding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/huh_phd
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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Studies have shown that sheepskin face masks are incredibly effective...

They keep the baahhhhhd germs out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jessmacdee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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People who don't wear masks are the
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πŸ‘€︎ u/drahil007
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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I always take my mask off before going outside.

I'm afraid I'll wear it out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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I told my barista I didn't think he should be wearing a face mask. 'I'm not', he said,...

'it's a coughy filter.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mish106
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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Why doesn’t the guy like to wear a mask?

He said it lowers his maskulinity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BarbecueStu
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2020
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Good Christians always wear masks when going nextdoor, for God hath said:

Thou shalt not COVID thy neighbor's wife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justryingtokeepup
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Dad: What’s the best way to affix a mask to your face? Me: I don’t know.

Dad: Masking tape.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FolksyDrop97879
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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People who go out in public without a mask make me sick.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bacchus213
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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I bought a covid face mask covered with random musical symbols...

It’s very noteworthy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Would anyone like to buy a mask for their duck?

They aren't fancy or nothing but they fit the bill!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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Are you currently wearing a face mask and glasses to work?

You may be eligible for condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crackmytoes
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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A lot of my friends hate having to wear masks. I love it, though

I’m now a master at ventriloquism

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jaxerfp
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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We have migrated from mass hysteria to mask hysteria.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Starbucks is missing out on a huge business opportunity by NOT selling masks that you can drink through.

They could call them coughy filters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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TIL that Starbucks makes special masks that let you drink through them.

The masks are called coughy filters.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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What did the chicken say to the Lobster who refused to wear a face mask?

You're so shellfish!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mockturtle22
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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Do you wear glasses and a mask?

You may be entitled to condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nemo8551
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Has COVID-19 forced you to wear glasses and a mask at the same time?

If so, you may be entitled to condensation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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They said a mask would be enough to go to the supermarket ...

they lied, everyone else had their clothes on.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/growupyall
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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It’s not a mask.....

It’s a coughy filter....

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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