They're uncomfortable, you only wear them in public, and when you don't wear one everyone notices
An airgasm.
The singer had a Weeknd immune system.
Damascus
Now I’m two hours late and I don’t even like Jim Carey
They lied, everyone else had their clothes on
I asked "Why are you wearing a surgical mask?"
She said "I'm not, it's a coughy filter."
It was stolen from right under my nose.
He said it lowers his maskulinity.
A young student female nurse appears and gives him a partial sponge bath.
"Nurse,"' he mumbles from behind the mask, "are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know, Sir. I'm only here to wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, please check for me. Are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he might elevate his blood pressure and heart rate from worrying about his testicles, she overcomes her embarrassment and pulls back the covers.
She raises his gown, holds his manhood in one hand and his testicles gently in the other.
She looks very closely and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, Sir. They look fine."
The man slowly pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her, and says very slowly,
"Thank you very much. That was wonderful. Now listen very, very, closely:
"Are - my - test - results - back?"
Dad: Masking tape.
mask hysteria
You're so shellfish!
They LIED. Everybody else had clothes on!
Such a relief when they said it was just a bank robbery.
But my dog has to be so sick of that stupid movie by now.
The others are still wearing a t-shirt and pants!
She seamstressed.
everyone else was wearing clothes
Everyone felt a huge relief when they told us it's only a bank robbery.
Because if you use the right one you will look like a right tit.
At a shop on the road to Damaskus...
As much as it sucks, it’s better to be safe than SARS-y
I think I need to shower.
She said he was the lone arranger.
Well that is total bs, everyone else had clothes on too.
The Bank Teller Goes: " Are you Trying to Mug me?! "
Is she a moist Owlette?
A Coughy Filter!
She would turn into a moist Owlette.
Me Owl!
they lied, everybody else had their clothes on.
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
If so, you may be entitled to condensation.
they lied, everyone else had their clothes on.
They lied, everyone else has clothes on
She said, "It's not a mask. It's a coughy filter."
