Why did the Joker enjoyed working in the post office on the weekends ?

Cause it's not about the money . It's about sending a message !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k1ll1ngtime
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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Why did The Joker have to sleep with his lights on?

Because he was afraid of the Dark Knight.


My 9yr old son just told me this πŸ€ͺ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pagameba
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Did you hear that they're replacing two letters of the alphabet? Instead of T, you have to say "Clowns". Instead of V, you need to say "Jokers". I refuse to use them, but I was singing the alphabet when they changed them, so I have a problem...

Clowns to the left of me, Jokers to the right, here I am, stuck in the middle with U.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wolfyfancylads
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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We all have heard about Joker. The Clown Prince of Crime.

But have you heard about his father who was Joking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abvazir
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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A couple of Jokers
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πŸ‘€︎ u/saxbrack
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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Where does The Joker get his hair done?

Arkham Hairstylum

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joeChump
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2020
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How do we know the Joker likes soap operas?

Because some men just want to watch the world turn.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CognitiveNerd1701
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2020
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I don't think the main character in the new Joker movie was very serious.

In fact, I think he may have been Joaquin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HamCCC
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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What does the Joker say after he lied about which city is he from and people believed him?

HA! Got em.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ashnakag3019
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Dad Jokers of Reddit, I need your help

I’m about to ask a friend of mine to Prom, and she’s an exchange student from Denmark. She’s also a huge fan of puns.

Thus, I’ve come to the finest community of Reddit in search of a good Denmark pun. What’s your best??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nitrodragon523
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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Where did the Joker keep his financial information?

In his Ledger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2019
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Not a dad joke, just wanted to let the dad-jokers of the world that the US government has your backs


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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficialNambia
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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The new "Joker" movie is rated R for Strong bloody violence, language, disturbing behavior and brief sexual images"..

I guess you could say that the "Joker" without an R is just a joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grmnlad
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2019
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Where did the Joker keep track of all his candy bars? In his Heath ledger.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ishouldjustdienow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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I’m excited for Joker 2.0

I'm Joaquin on Sunshine

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DirtyDuke5ho3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2019
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The new Joker movie missed a big opportunity

Instead of being called the Joker, it could have been Joaquin Phoenix as the Joaqer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBigGinge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What does a Russian Harley Quinn call the Joker?


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πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2018
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What did people call batman and Robin after the joker smashed them with a giant fly swatter?

Flatman and Ribbon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neloc1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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jokers gonna joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTazerLazer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2017
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Dad jokers of reddit, need business name help

Hey Dad Jokers, renaming my computer service / repair business and need ideas on new names, give me your best witty dad-joke / name for the company

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OldM8Greg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2018
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What does the Joker use to keep track of his chocolate toffee bar expenses?

Heath Ledger

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πŸ‘€︎ u/richrawl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2017
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The reason I'm a Joker is that I'm not very comfortable in a Suit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timotab
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2018
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Not normally a dad-joker, but this was too good to pass up..

Scene: kitchen, mother buttering scones as I converse with her. One breaks apart.

Me: "it's all scone wrong!"

Cue groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/floor24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2016
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The Joker was a dad too
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πŸ‘€︎ u/goldfappe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2013
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My best friend is only 24 but an honorary dad-joker for coming out with this gem...

What's green and lets you do stuff?

Permit the Frog.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/axisundone
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2013
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I just realized my Grandpa was a very dedicated dad joker.

I spent most of my life thinking my uncle was named "Ash" (totally not Ash, but it works for explaining this). Turns out "Ash" was a nickname to describe his hair. His real name was French (totally his actual name, and more common that you'd think). This was because my grandpa liked hearing my uncle say "my name is French," and see the look of confusion of people's faces. My Grandpa was a troll. Rest in peace, you crazy old man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sheepinblack
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2017
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Is Michael Giacchino the greatest Star Trek Dad Joker in the world?

He must have it in his Genes.

But seriously check out his Star Trek track listings. The guy loves a good pun.

Star Trek

  1. Star Trek

  2. Nailin' The Kelvin

  3. Labor Of Love

  4. Hella Bar Talk

  5. Enterprising Young Men

  6. Nero Sighted

  7. Nice To Meld You

  8. Run And Shoot Offense

  9. Does It Still McFly?

  10. Nero Death Experience

  11. Nero Fiddles, Narada Burns

  12. Back From Black

  13. That New Car Smell

  14. To Boldly Go

  15. End Credits

Star Trek Into Darkness

  1. Logos / Pranking The Natives

  2. Spock Drops, Kirk Jumps

  3. Sub Prime Directive

  4. London Calling

  5. Meld-Merized

  6. The Kronos Wartet

  7. Brigadoom

  8. Ship To Ship

  9. Earthbound And Down

  10. Warp Core Values

  11. Buying The Space Farm

  12. The San Fran Hustle

  13. Kirk Enterprises

  14. Star Trek Main Theme

Star Trek Beyond

  1. Logo and Prosper

  2. Thank Your Lucky Star Date

  3. Night on the Yorktown

  4. The Dance of the Nebula

  5. A Swarm Reception

  6. Hitting the Saucer a Little Hard

  7. Jaylah Damage

  8. In Artifacts as in Life

  9. Franklin, My Dear

  10. A Lesson in Vulcan Mineralogy

  11. MotorCycles of Relief

  12. Mocking Jaylah

  13. Crash Decisions

  14. Krall-y Krall-y Oxen Free

  15. Shutdown Happens

  16. Cater-Krall in Zero G

  17. Par-tay for the Course

  18. Star Trek Main Theme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thegeneral400
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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I want to see a Batman parody of a wealthy Joker....

...all I want to hear him say is "You wanna know how I got these CARS?!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aarong914
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2016
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That fateful day has finally arrived. I'm a dad joker.

So, I'm a new-ish dad, and I now consider myself an apprentice in the art of dad jokes. How's this one?

I'm helping out my kid with his math. All looks good, except there's a weird loop at the top of one of his '1's.

Son: "Is that right?"

Me: "What's that thing there, with the loop?"

Son: "That's a 1. Is it right?"

Me: "Right? Even Better. I'd say you got a HOLE IN 1."

Son: ".... daaaad... ugh.."

At long last, I'm not at the receiving end of these ;)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vetokend
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2016
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Some joker lost his book logging all of his chocolate-covered English toffee bar purchases.

It was a Heath ledger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scotch-o
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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Not sure how many Pro Wrestling fans on here but, Jerry 'The King' Lawler is a pro dad joker.

One of my all time favorites he made on air, I can't really remember the exact context as to why he said this but he said "I wear orthopedic shoes, so I stand corrected" One of many examples.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SethIdol
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2014
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Did you hear about the dad-joker that died in a house fire?

Really the only thing that burned was the clock, but it was the second-hand smoke that killed him.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakeinator21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2014
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Two-year old dad joker

My parents' neighbor asked my two-year old son where he lives now. He promptly said, "In my home."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rachael8a
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2015
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