How does Santa Clause prevent himself from getting coronavirus?
By santatising
What did Santa say to Mrs Clause when he saw a thunderstorm?
“Looks like rain dear”
Frank, a subordinate clause with a dangling participle, walks into a bar...
The bartender says “This is the Type O Bar. We don’t serve A-positives here!”
What did Mrs. Clause say to Santa Clause on Christmas Eve?
“Watch our for the rain, dear.”
-a tour guide earlier today
My daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause.
Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
If Santa had any kids, that would make them dependent clauses.
Whats the difference between a cat and a comma? A cat has claws at the end of its paws, and a comma is a pause at the end of a clause.
What do you call Santa Clause after he gets divorced?
An Independent Clause
Santa’s helpers are technically subordinate clauses.
What's Mrs. Clause's favorite type of weather?
It's rain dear.
Santa Clause is a Saint Nickname.
How does Santa Clause prevent himself from getting coronavirus?
By santatising
Why doesn't Mrs Clause like to go outside in spring?
Because of all the rain, dear
I just found out my daughter identifies as a small group of words standing together as a conceptual unit, typically forming a component of a clause
Should I be worried or is it just a phrase?
