A list of puns related to "Mrs Claus"
He has too many ho ho hos
What did Santa say to Mrs. Claus when he saw a thunderstorm?
Looks like reindeer.
"Looks like rain dear"
Sleigh Queen
"I just had the weirdest dream, and I can't make any sense of it."
Mrs Claus sits up and replies "Why don't you tell me about it dear?"
"They're I am, doing the Christmas eve rounds, checking in on the workers and I see one of them topping up the sleigh with gas. It's just routine work, but it woke me up tonight. What do you make of it?"
"Oh I see," Mrs Claus says, "very interesting."
"Well?" Santa says expectantly.
"This is a classic example of an elf fuel filling prophecy."
A ho ho ho
On a serious note Merry Christmas
She misses Claus
Because he only came once a year and then it was down a chimney.
“Watch our for the rain, dear.”
-a tour guide earlier today
It's rain dear.
Its Christmas eve and santa claus has forgotten to check the weather before his Christmas run . Just before leaving he asks Mrs claus "what's the weather like for tonight?" "Rain dear" she replies
Santa asked Rudolph to let him know if it was going to rain. Rudolph sniffed the air and affirmed that it was going to rain. Surprised, Mrs. Claus asked Santa “How did Rudolph know it is going to rain?” “Because” replied Santa “Rudolph the red knows rain, dear.”
Mr and Mrs Claus are sitting together in their living room. A loud noise comes from the roof. Mrs Claus turns to Mr Claus and asks, "Is that the reindeer?" Mr Claus responds, "No love, I think it's snow"
When my brother was four years old, my dad told him to go sit on Santa Claus' lap at the church. Santa Claus was actually being played by my second uncle, Mr. Herman. My brother had already heard rumors of this, so when he went to sit on Santa Claus' lap he asked: "Are you Mr. Herman?" Mr. Herman replied: "Baloney!"
My brother went back to my dad and said: "His name is Baloney!"
(My brother is now 39 years old and the proud father of a 19-month-old son)
We were going over review. The teacher asked what two clauses there are.
"Santa and Mrs clause?" I said
I was the only one who laughed.
He found a comma in bed with Mrs. Clause.
Mrs Claus: It's only rain dear.
Looks like reindeer!!
Hoe-hoe-hoe!
It looks like rain, dear.
It looks like rain, dear.
(From r/funny)
“Looks like rain dear”
Because of all the rain, dear
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