Brace yourselves; Christmas puns are coming
Sorry this is a day late, but I made a Christmas Puns advent calendar from QR codes and I wanted to share it with everyone. pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_Ad…
Christmas pun - Joaquin in a Winter Wonderland
Too late for Christmas puns?
Hello pun masters, need some help making a Christmas pun for this one
Need sea-themed christmas puns
Anything to do with fish or the ocean please! I haven't sea-n any reely good ones yet
Help with Cider/Christmas puns....
.....So, I'm gonna be practicing, and homebrewing some Xmas-spiced hard cider soon, so I'll have it mastered by December. I was hoping y'all could give me some punny ideas for the labels I'll eventually be making....cheers for any help!
Need a Dirty Christmas Pun
need a dirty christmas pun to see if a girl is up for a holiday rendezvous. I know there are some good ones but im drawing a blank
Give me your best Celebrity Christmas Puns
Looking for some Celebrity Christmas puns such as "Wreath Witherspoon," "Spruce Willis," "Judy Garland."
I know it's a little late for a Christmas pun...
There once was a Viking by the name of Rudolph the Red. One day, whilst tending to his fields, Rudolph spotted rain clouds on the horizon. He immediately dropped what he was doing and ran inside his hut to tell his wife.
"Honey, there are dark clouds on the horizon. The rains' will be here any minute" he said.
She scoffed at him, "Rudolph you old fool. How could you possibly know that?"
Angered by this, Rudolph turned to her and said...
"Rudolph the Red knows rain dear!"
[request] cookbook/Christmas pun
Got a cookbook for my mother in law for Christmas. It hasn't come in the mail yet so we're printing out a picture of it and wanted to include pun on it, but husband and I are failing miserably. Help?
A classic Christmas movie
What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?
I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.
It’s my jingle bell rock.
My son told me “i want a kitten for christmas!”
I said “we usually have a turkey, but if you say so!”
Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?
Merry Christmas everyone! (Repost from Facebook, Credits in the image)
My wife told me to stop eating Christmas leftovers out the fridge
But I just can’t quit cold turkey
"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!
He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...
Gingerbread house for Christmas
Have you heard they’re making Christmas themed tampons?
They’re for the festive period!
Mariah Carey is opening her Christmas present
And inside she finds a deed to an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential. Disappointed, she sets the deed down and says, "I don't want a lot for Christmas!"
Have a holly Punny Christmas (oc)
Merry Christmas here's a ginger bread house.
What did the armless kid get for Christmas?
Idk he hadn’t opened his present yet
The only gift I got for Christmas was a deck of sticky playing cards.
I’m having a hard time dealing with this.
My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.
There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.
Christmas is getting a little punny around here this year
Just had my Christmas dinner
Those slow cookers are awful
Painted a Christmas card for a friend who hates puns....
I got my son a tire pump as a Christmas gift
When it comes to decorating the Christmas tree, I've got a leg up on the competition. My cat says I passed out under the tree again, but I told her to stop pulling my leg.
So I brought a tree home for Christmas
My son saw the huge tree and asked, "Are you going to put i up yourself?"
I replied, "No son I'm going to put it up in the living room."
Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...
Just opened a Christmas card and rice fell out.
Must be from my Uncle Ben.
What did Adam say the night before Christmas?
So I’m at dinner with the fam, telling the joke about what the kid with no arms got for Christmas (we still don’t know because he hasn’t opened them yet)...I set it up...a friend of mine at work has a kid...no arms...and deliver the punchline...
And my 10 year old son, completely deadpan, tells me
‘Dad, I knew that story wasn’t real because you don’t have any friends’
👻👻💀💀☠️☠️ It took me a solid 5 minutes to stop laughing.
I have achieved Dad level 10 at raising my kids
The trail blazer lost his Christmas spirit.
How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?