Brace yourselves; Christmas puns are coming
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nukes_or_aliens
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2020
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Sorry this is a day late, but I made a Christmas Puns advent calendar from QR codes and I wanted to share it with everyone. pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_Ad…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Leron4551
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Christmas pun - Joaquin in a Winter Wonderland
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaggyPi
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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I bring you a lovely Christmas pun! (maybe lovely is a stretch) imgur.com/gallery/rSq0dav
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πŸ‘€︎ u/seacrane2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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Christmas pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/s8atatro
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2018
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Too late for Christmas puns?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nocturnal_shit
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2018
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Hello pun masters, need some help making a Christmas pun for this one
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jschindler13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2018
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a christmas pun
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πŸ‘€︎ u/amrha
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2018
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Need sea-themed christmas puns

Anything to do with fish or the ocean please! I haven't sea-n any reely good ones yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sazul
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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Help with Cider/Christmas puns....

.....So, I'm gonna be practicing, and homebrewing some Xmas-spiced hard cider soon, so I'll have it mastered by December. I was hoping y'all could give me some punny ideas for the labels I'll eventually be making....cheers for any help!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ultra-saurus
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2015
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Need a Dirty Christmas Pun

need a dirty christmas pun to see if a girl is up for a holiday rendezvous. I know there are some good ones but im drawing a blank

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πŸ‘€︎ u/10YearsWasted
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2014
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Give me your best Celebrity Christmas Puns

Looking for some Celebrity Christmas puns such as "Wreath Witherspoon," "Spruce Willis," "Judy Garland."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gchristine
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2014
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A very... merry? Christmas pun thread reddit.com/r/WTF/comments…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Im_an_Owl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2012
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I know it's a little late for a Christmas pun...

There once was a Viking by the name of Rudolph the Red. One day, whilst tending to his fields, Rudolph spotted rain clouds on the horizon. He immediately dropped what he was doing and ran inside his hut to tell his wife.

"Honey, there are dark clouds on the horizon. The rains' will be here any minute" he said. She scoffed at him, "Rudolph you old fool. How could you possibly know that?" Angered by this, Rudolph turned to her and said...

"Rudolph the Red knows rain dear!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_RobertPaulson
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2013
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[request] cookbook/Christmas pun

Got a cookbook for my mother in law for Christmas. It hasn't come in the mail yet so we're printing out a picture of it and wanted to include pun on it, but husband and I are failing miserably. Help?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/merrma
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2016
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A classic Christmas movie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ehnoscentteaya
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What's a schizophrenic's favorite Christmas song?

Do You Hear What I Hear?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaurusGuy813
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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I have started carrying a piece of stone with me to throw at people who sing Christmas songs before Thanksgiving.

It’s my jingle bell rock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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My son told me β€œi want a kitten for christmas!”

I said β€œwe usually have a turkey, but if you say so!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlfieOnSleep
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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Why did only one letter of the alphabet get a Christmas present?

The rest were not E

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πŸ‘€︎ u/veknilero
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Merry Christmas everyone! (Repost from Facebook, Credits in the image)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelvinnnnnnn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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My wife told me to stop eating Christmas leftovers out the fridge

But I just can’t quit cold turkey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alwaysthecold
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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I'm more proud of this joke I made up than the actual drawing, but, some OC for Christmas reddit.com/gallery/kjidtv
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hypeeveryoneup
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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I found this gift that I got for Christmas soda-pressing! v.redd.it/6jekcmw036861
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πŸ‘€︎ u/rk_lancer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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"Why didn't Elsa see a doctor for her sore throat and cough? Because a cold never bothered her anyway!" My youngest son thought of that all by himself and shared it with us during Christmas dinner!

He's a 38-year-old lawyer in Honolulu...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Gingerbread house for Christmas
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kelvinnnnnnn
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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Have you heard they’re making Christmas themed tampons?

They’re for the festive period!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Strange_An0maly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Mariah Carey is opening her Christmas present

And inside she finds a deed to an undeveloped plot of land that is zoned residential. Disappointed, she sets the deed down and says, "I don't want a lot for Christmas!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corbillardier
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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Have a holly Punny Christmas (oc)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mikehawk86
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Merry Christmas here's a ginger bread house.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/That_Guy2847
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What did the armless kid get for Christmas?

Idk he hadn’t opened his present yet

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperNova7039
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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The only gift I got for Christmas was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I’m having a hard time dealing with this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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My favorite Christmas breakfast is Eggs Benedict served on a hubcap.

There's no place like chrome for the hollandaise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoonIsTooSpig
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2020
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Christmas is getting a little punny around here this year
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreenEngrams
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Decorated for Christmas with puns and tiny hats reddit.com/gallery/kkha7r
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πŸ‘€︎ u/sgpostbox
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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Just had my Christmas dinner

Those slow cookers are awful

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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Painted a Christmas card for a friend who hates puns....
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elko
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I got my son a tire pump as a Christmas gift

He said it blows.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SupremeBaconist
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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When it comes to decorating the Christmas tree, I've got a leg up on the competition. My cat says I passed out under the tree again, but I told her to stop pulling my leg.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stalnoypirat
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Christmas time
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πŸ‘€︎ u/curiouscat887
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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So I brought a tree home for Christmas

My son saw the huge tree and asked, "Are you going to put i up yourself?"

I replied, "No son I'm going to put it up in the living room."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Darth Vader and Luke Skywalker are locked in battle, and Vader says to Luke, "I know what you're getting for Christmas." Luke says, "No, that's impossible, how could that be?" Vader leans in closer, their lightsabers crackling under the pressure, and he replies...

I felt your presents!

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Just opened a Christmas card and rice fell out.

Must be from my Uncle Ben.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pengu_62
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2020
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What did Adam say the night before Christmas?

It's Christmas eve

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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So I’m at dinner with the fam, telling the joke about what the kid with no arms got for Christmas (we still don’t know because he hasn’t opened them yet)...I set it up...a friend of mine at work has a kid...no arms...and deliver the punchline...

And my 10 year old son, completely deadpan, tells me

β€˜Dad, I knew that story wasn’t real because you don’t have any friends’

πŸ‘»πŸ‘»πŸ’€πŸ’€β˜ οΈβ˜ οΈ It took me a solid 5 minutes to stop laughing.

I have achieved Dad level 10 at raising my kids

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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The trail blazer lost his Christmas spirit.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bev_err
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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Christmas Clause
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ProfessionalXLR8
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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How did Darth Vader know what Luke got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noodlesvonsoup
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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