Did you hear about the guy who was afraid of tight spaces at Christmastime?
He had Santa Claustrophobia.
Finally it's near Christmastime
It hasn't been like this for almost a year...
My 7-year-old just became a Dad
My wife was reading one of those touching (read: sappy) Christmastime stories to the kids before bed tonight. She was getting a bit teary-eyed by the end, and was having trouble seeing the pages.
Wife: "Sorry, kids, my eyes got all leaky."
7yo: "Oh, your eyes have a leak in them?"
Wife: "Yeah."
7yo: "How did you even get a vegetable in there?"
Wife and I applaud. This is the kid who usually hates my dad jokes.
