Present Day.
I haven't tried it, but pretty sure it'll work.
Because it's the most punderful time of the year!
Link to calendar for those who want it: https://pdfhost.io/v/TQuSCzy.W_AdventCalendar2020pdf.pdf
I'd like to have the time off between New Year and Christmas.
She's going to love these flowers!
No Hell, No Hell!
Why do elves go to school?
To learn the elphabet
Son: I know Mum already told me. She also said that uncle Mike is the stork.
....Because it's No-El....
He's calling it the Buttcracker.
She loves turning into a "blood monster," running up to people, slapping them, and claim she's sucking our blood as she yells "I'm a blood monster! Rawr!"
Me: "Oh no, she's a hemoGOBLIN!"
I got some applause from the few adults present.
He made Crochet sign a quaver.
(Credit goes to a friend of mine who's been writing Christmas cracker puns)
"Dad, what did you get me for Christmas?"
"Close your eyes and I'll show you"
Closes eyes
"Now what do you see?"
"Nothing, Dad."
"Exactly.
I bought a bottle of whiskey for our pastor and when my son saw it he said, "straight rye whiskey ... the true spirit of Christmas."
He's going to make a great dad someday.
To which her dad responds, "Isn't it always 'present time'?"
My dad loves trivia and brain teasers. He asks me "How many d's in Rudolph, the red nosed reindeer."
I figure people don't count the d at the end of red-nosed. So I say "4" with confidence....
He says, "nope....237." I looked at him, everyone in this sub-reddit know the look.
Then he starts singing " dee dee dee dee dee ..." to the tune of Rudolph.
I laughed and added it to my repertoire.
Every year my father think's it's hilarious to say "It's amazing, you were born a day before Jesus and are still with us."
