December tenth is the best day of the year

I highly recommend 12/10

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freewave07
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Apparently, you can only see the ghost of Santa December 25th

That's when he reveals his presents

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
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Today I learned I will assume my final form and will he becoming a dad in December.

Probably name my kid Luke so I can remind him who I am for the rest of eternity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/macbeezy_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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What did Adam say to his girlfriend on December 24?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Ps Merry Christmas, happy holidays etc etc to all my fellow dads and dad joke lovers πŸ‘

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πŸ‘€︎ u/randomgeekydad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Did you know December 23 is a holiday too?

Its Christmas Adam. Because Adam came before Eve

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnitaRide
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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If you were born between December 22nd and January 20th then that means you're a part of the
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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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Every dad on the 31st of december at 11.59PM

"See you in a decade"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metukk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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December is the worst time of the year for someone who is

Claus-trophobic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brody810
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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My boss didnt give me a single weekend off this December

He's a sleigh driver.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryan56k
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Dads everywhere on December 31st..

See you next decade! Laughing maniacally

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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Towards the end of December, I saw Bobby Fischer and Gary Kasparov in a hotel lobby, both saying they were the better chess player.

That's the best thing about Christmas - chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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My friend is still wearing tank tops in December

I guess he’s exercising his right to bare arms

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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On the 31st of December whilst leaving home to go to a New Years Party, your dad says ...

See you next year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alberj
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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If you order something on the 30th of December and get 2-day shipping.

Isn’t it considered next year shipping?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koolninja1115
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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I can't wait for Christmas this December, but the 31st will be stressful.

I've been diagnosed with old langxiety.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cdos93
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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Since it’s December 23rd I want to wish you all merry Christmas Adam!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tommytnuts
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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My father passed away in December. Here's one of his favorites.

Every time we had cornbread for dinner he would say, "pi r squared? Pie are not squared, pie are round. Cornbread are squared."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waveling
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2015
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Buying all christmas presents in early december...

...is adventageous.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foungi1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2017
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What do cows do on December 31st?

Celebrate Moo Years Eve of course!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/milhouse728
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2015
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On December 18, 2015, seeing the new Star Wars movie will be on my R2D2-do list.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/engfish
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2015
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My teacher said she's been ill since December 31st...

I said 'that means you've been sick all year'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Atomic-Bell
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2017
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I just asked my dad, "Guess what's in December?"

He said, "I don't know, 30 days?"

Note my birthday is in December

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πŸ‘€︎ u/enjoithelrg
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2013
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Any military battle fought on December 25th...

is a war on Christmas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mhoke63
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2015
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I think my dad's been waiting for December all year...

Setting the scene: a rainy evening. Sitting in living room. Talking about a movie.
SUDDENLY
DAD: Oh! There's reindeer on the roof!
quizzical looks
DAD: (smacks forehead theatrically) I mean, there's rain on the roof, dear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ScathachRises
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2014
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My friend, who is getting married on December, seems to be practicing for when he becomes a dad

We were at the beach yesterday and I see an area that says "Emergency Ramp". However, there was no ramp in that area so I say: "I didn't see the ramp".

His reply: "But did you see the emergency?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plasmastar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2014
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December 24 is my grandma's birthday, so we have all the family together to celebrate Christmas and her birthday at the same time.

Every year my father think's it's hilarious to say "It's amazing, you were born a day before Jesus and are still with us."

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2013
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What did Adam say on December 24?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bingodingo33
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2018
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