So I'm going home for the hollandaise.
That's when he reveals his presents
Probably name my kid Luke so I can remind him who I am for the rest of eternity.
It's Christmas, Eve!
Ps Merry Christmas, happy holidays etc etc to all my fellow dads and dad joke lovers 👍
Its Christmas Adam. Because Adam came before Eve
See you next decade! Laughing maniacally
He's a sleigh driver.
That's the best thing about Christmas - chess nuts boasting on an open foyer.
I guess he’s exercising his right to bare arms
See you next year
Isn’t it considered next year shipping?
I've been diagnosed with old langxiety.
Every time we had cornbread for dinner he would say, "pi r squared? Pie are not squared, pie are round. Cornbread are squared."
Celebrate Moo Years Eve of course!
I said 'that means you've been sick all year'
He said, "I don't know, 30 days?"
Note my birthday is in December
is a war on Christmas.
Setting the scene: a rainy evening. Sitting in living room. Talking about a movie.
DAD: Oh! There's reindeer on the roof!
DAD: (smacks forehead theatrically) I mean, there's rain on the roof, dear!
We were at the beach yesterday and I see an area that says "Emergency Ramp". However, there was no ramp in that area so I say: "I didn't see the ramp".
His reply: "But did you see the emergency?"
Every year my father think's it's hilarious to say "It's amazing, you were born a day before Jesus and are still with us."