Will this be what Americans say after the November election?

Trump me once, shame on you; Trump me twice, shame on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hilltopye
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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The election is happening in November and Trump will be bragging about the 30 foot wall he built on the Mexican border.

But he probably should have made it much longer than that.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/intrepid604
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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I failed no nut November because I saw a donut store sign and I read "do nut"
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ironporkchop
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2019
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'No Nut November' has a whole other meaning for squirrels.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumboooo_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What do Greek comedians and Americans in November have in common?

They both enjoy roasting Turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bananapotato12
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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You guys, I failed No Nut November...

And it's a shame because i was really pullin for myself.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/josephthad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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I grew out my beard in November. Here I am about to shave it off but...

...It grew on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xThroughTheGrayx
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2019
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As November approaches, this thought looms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elcielo17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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If you buy Disney stock, and wait till they start competing with Netflix in November, you won't want to go to Disneyland or Disney World.

The stock itself will give you enough of a roller coaster ride.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aiaor
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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I successfully completed the "No Shave November" challenge.

I also lost my job as a barber in the process.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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My friend asked why I didn't shave after November ended

I replied, "It grew on me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/startselect3
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2017
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Remember, remember the 5th of November.

Because if I don't, my wife is gonna kill me for forgetting two anniversaries in a row.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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[actual headline] Proposal To Split State Will Be On Ballot In November: California? npr.org/2018/06/13/619525…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreetingsADM
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2018
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I wasn’t really sure about this beard when no shave November started

But it’s really starting to grow on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grnxnhm
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2018
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As November approaches, this thought looms

https://imgur.com/XwQbpNJ.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elcielo17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2018
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How do you write the 2nd of November, 2017, using only 5 letters?

T O D A Y

(Can be used any day, any year!)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizard_767
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2017
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November?

More like Novem-brrrr

(because it’s cold)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ericmc80
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2017
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November is a hot month

Not as hot as Novfire but much warmer than Novashes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeffrewbob
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2017
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What's the opposite of November?

Yesvember

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Colinmacus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2017
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Better late than never this november

http://imgur.com/a/TXlB2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joebags15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2016
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Half-way through No Shave November, my wife told me she actually likes the way I look with a beard.

I told her, "Yeah, it's been growing on me."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bluedit5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2017
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Looks like November is...

Nowember

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nilslorand
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2017
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November is almost here (x-post from r/tumblr) imgur.com/P4RKIJv
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elcielo17
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2015
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Wow, it feels like just yesterday it was November
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πŸ‘€︎ u/elcielo17
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2016
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I doubt I'll shave at the end of November

My beard is really growing on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Man_of_Aluminum
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2014
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In light of No-Shave November, my best dad joke up to date.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mr_Responsible
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2013
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