No Nut November Puns

A list of puns related to "No Nut November"

People ask me how I cope with No Nut November...

Its easy, anytime I even think about eating a nut, I have a wank instead!

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👤︎ u/sparkplug420
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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I failed no nut November because I saw a donut store sign and I read "do nut"
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👤︎ u/ironporkchop
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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'No Nut November' has a whole other meaning for squirrels.
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👤︎ u/dumboooo_
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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You guys, I failed No Nut November...

And it's a shame because i was really pullin for myself.

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👤︎ u/josephthad
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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What came first, the chicken or the egg?

Neither, because it's no nut November.

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👤︎ u/crmsnbleyd
📅︎ Nov 14 2018
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I opened a pistachio shell, and there was nothing inside.

Even Mother Nature is participating in No Nut November.

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👤︎ u/vaxis2113
📅︎ Nov 21 2018
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