Whoever screwed this up—- I hope he got stabbed.
Oct-over
I call it my jingle bell rock!
5/10/1520
This means all the cobwebs and dust in my home just became Halloween decorations.
Does that make it a Red October?
Did anyone wake up Green Day today?
I was supposed to meet a girl for lunch, but I never showed.
Call it the big 10-4.
It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.
Doctor calls it his 'Hollow-ween' special.
It was the mac.
It was the monster mac.
the monster mac
was in the graveyard trash.
10/10 - would spend the whole day again next year
Ten-four
I guess he likes to celebrate Howloween...
Well I'm fucked!
I have no idea where I bought mines from!?
Cause I 10/10 wood recommend.
A hollow weenie costume.
It’s their fall meeting.
Because it's a semi autumn addict
Sorry, wrong sub.
People thought he would be excited but he's been pretty Subdude.
Does that mean they Hallowean?
Punk-inn.
Like pumpkin.
I'll go sit down...
He was only tense to the 23rd.
Challahween
I replied.... Skin to Skin?
That's how we got into this mess.
Hello Weenie
It started off pretty innocently. I was at work doing work stuff (I'm an apprentice boilermaker if you want to know) and came up with this...
Q. How did the bacon get to hospital? A. In the HAMbulance.
Kinda just snowballed from there...
Q. How did the sheep get to hospital? A. In the RAMbulance.
Q. How did the oyster get to hospital? A. In the CLAMbulance.
Q. How did the marmalade get to the hospital? A. In the JAMbulance.
I decided to post my hilarity on Facebook, and my brother in law dropped this one:
Q. How did the martial artist get to hospital? A. In the JEANCLAUDEVANDAMMEbulance.
And my sister chimed in too:
Q. How did the Beaver get to hospital? A. In the DAMbulance.
The next thing I knew, it just wouldn't stop...THEY JUST KEPT COMING OUT OF MY BRAIN!
Q. How did the sweet potato get to hospital? A. In the YAMbulance.
Q. How did the Indian get to hospital? A. In the PAPADAMbulance.
Q. How did the other Indian get to hospital? A. In the WIGWAMbulance.
Q. How did the insomniac get to hospital? A. In the DIAZAPAMbulance.
Q. How did the baby get to hospital? A. In the PRAMbulance.
Q. How did The Flash get to hospital? A. In the SHAZAMbulance.
I went to bed around 8.30pm. NO SLEEP FOR ME, MORE DAD JOKES TO THINK ABOUT!
Q. How did Sean Penn get to the hospital? A. In the IAMSAMbulance.
Q. How did Dr Suess get to the hospital? A. In the SAMIAMbulance.
Q. How did the exhibitionist get to hospital? A. In the WEBCAMbulance.
Q. How did the 80's pop stars get to hospital? A. In the WHAMbulance.
Q. How did the air hostess get to hospital? A. In the PAN-AMbulance.
Q. How did the POW get to hospital? A. In the VIETNAMbulance.
I'm pretty much spent at this point, but thought I would share with you guys. Maybe you've got more of your own to add?
... we're Back to the Few Churls."
I call it my jingle bell rock.
It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.
It might be stupid, but 10/10 wood post again.
I call it my jingle bell rock.
