I asked a friend when's her birthday. She told me: 'March 1st'.

So I started marching and asked her again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wendru
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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My son asked me whether February could March.

I replied β€œNo, but April may!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fehlurian_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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March the 17th, Sleep the 18th
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmiller61
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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Why isn't cotton ready for harvest in March?

Because it's still Lint!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laringar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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In March we had coughs, colds, Influenza A&B, and Covid-19.

I guess you could say the nations of the world were in a Cold War.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalmonXenu420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31
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Just got a letter from March of Dimes.

Last month I got a letter from February of Nickels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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Beware the regicides of March

*When it's Pi Day and the ides of March are tomorrow*

Brutus: We've got a man to cons-pi-re against

Cassius: I can't wait for tomorrow. It's such a never-ending day.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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March is Cancelled

This is the ultimate April Fools' joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wernershnitzl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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My wife and kids told me to stop singing Christmas songs. They said 'It's March, save it for the one day it is Christmas!'

I said 'Oh... I wish it could be Christmas everyday.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08
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Did you hear about that Russian space station that was de-orbited in March 2001?

Details are Mir-ky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03
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If january threw a parade would february march?

no but april may!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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It's hard to believe March 12th is already National Pancake Day!

It really crΓͺped up on us this year didn't it!

πŸ‘︎ 3k
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Can February March? April May.

Sorry if it was posted before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmnhat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Teacher: Okay class, tell me what scares you most. Let's start with Paul. Paul: Werewolves Nina: Sharks Dylan: The unstoppable march of time that us guiding us all to our inevitable demise.

Catherine: Dylan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s

They were literally born yesterday!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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With all the cold weather we're having this March, I'm happy that ...

https://i.imgur.com/9L4InP9.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boostedit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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β€˜I was at that new-nazi march today’ β€œwas it any good?”

β€˜It was alt-right’

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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I hope you’re well rested! We have a 31-day March ahead of us.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EngineeringYou
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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What did March yell to Madness?

"What's all this bracket??

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryden22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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There's a march for people that love the third month of the year.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Best sign at a women's march in South Africa
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Junglejim222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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Hey guys, happy march :)!
πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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By this time next month, it'll be March.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickgenova
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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Beware the Ides of March.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Target359
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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So this recent march was for science....

What about april?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Erickjmz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
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Beware the Ides of March... pic.twitter.com/yzpXlEylb…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IanGecko
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15 2015
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Everyone get a good sleep tonight! Tomorrow we begin a 31 day March!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/terrificturtle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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I refuse to put my clocks forward in March

it's daylight robbery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angry-_-Kid
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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After the March on Washington, MLK needed new shoes.

The shoe shop was ecstatic to have him as one of their customers, they left him with this kind remark:

"God bless your sole!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/modstms
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2017
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March for Science. wtf. It's April and you are late. marchforscience.com/event…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SoBeefy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2017
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I am all for the March of Science

But I can't help but wonder what it's doing in April.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Iplaymeinreallife
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2017
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They're releasing a sequel to the popular documentary 'March of the Penguins'.

It's going to be called 'April of the Penguins'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/levymealone
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2016
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From Software missed an opportunity in releasing Dark Souls 3 on March 20, 2016....

The Spring Soulstice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kayneargand
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2015
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My wife is expecting in March so in preparation, I have been working on my dad jokes. She was just thinking about whose features will be more dominant when our little one arrives. She then asked me whose genes were stronger.

I said "probably Lee or Levis." I laughed for about 5 minutes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mmoffitt15
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2017
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A march in every continent

My girlfriend told me that there was a march going on in every continent (including Antarctica!) today to bring attention to Women's Rights. I told her that the same thing would happen in a little over a month. Every continent would have a March for the entire month!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Phonyhomeless
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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Women's march?

But it's January!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mormon_freeman
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
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goddamit dad, it's march

Mr and Mrs Claus are sitting together in their living room. A loud noise comes from the roof. Mrs Claus turns to Mr Claus and asks, "Is that the reindeer?" Mr Claus responds, "No love, I think it's snow"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Stabbity_ZAR
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2014
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Watching some March Madness and...

My dad claims that Purdue is playing like "Pur-doo-doo"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/esaltzy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2016
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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSketchiest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10
🚨︎ report
Can February March?

No, but April May.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23
🚨︎ report
Can February march?

No, but April may.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
🚨︎ report
Can February march?

No, but April may.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
🚨︎ report
Can February march?

No, but April may.

πŸ‘︎ 5
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Can February march?

No, but April may.

πŸ‘︎ 7
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Can February march?

No, but April may.

πŸ‘︎ 3
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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Can February March?

No, but April May

πŸ‘︎ 11
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Can February march?

No, but April may

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodisis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
🚨︎ report
Can February March?

Can February March? No, but April May.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJRedbeard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Can February March?

No, but April May.

πŸ‘︎ 4
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PepethyMeme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
🚨︎ report
Can February March?

No, but April May

πŸ‘︎ 152
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cindy-001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
🚨︎ report
Can February March?

No, but April May.

πŸ‘︎ 6
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πŸ‘€︎ u/alewser
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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Can February March?

No, but April May...

πŸ‘︎ 8
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCoolestCaz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2018
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Can February March?

No, but April May

πŸ‘︎ 151
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Le_Daft_Knight
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
🚨︎ report
Does February march?

No, but April may.

πŸ‘︎ 15
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πŸ‘€︎ u/casd82
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2017
🚨︎ report
Can february march?

No, but april may.

πŸ‘︎ 25
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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_cleaner
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2015
🚨︎ report
Can February March?

No, but April May!

πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/yoquiero
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2017
🚨︎ report
Can February march?

No but april may.

πŸ‘︎ 53
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/themannamedme
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2016
🚨︎ report
Can February march?

No, but April may.

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/gt0t
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2017
🚨︎ report
Can February March?

No, but April May.

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/JDogg_of_RS
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2016
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