Can February March?

No, but April May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_ivy_ally
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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March 1st
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TechnoIsHere
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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A man asks a woman: "when is your birthday?". To which the girl replies: "March 1st"

Man : *immediately starts marching around the room and says "so can you tell me now?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkKray35
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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March 30th is world bipolar day

I don’t know how I feel about this

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eggy298298
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13 2020
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I asked a friend when's her birthday. She told me: 'March 1st'.

So I started marching and asked her again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wendru
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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It's hard to believe March 12th is already National Pancake Day!

It really crΓͺped up on us this year didn't it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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My son asked me whether February could March.

I replied β€œNo, but April may!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fehlurian_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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March the 17th, Sleep the 18th
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pmiller61
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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Why isn't cotton ready for harvest in March?

Because it's still Lint!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Laringar
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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In March we had coughs, colds, Influenza A&B, and Covid-19.

I guess you could say the nations of the world were in a Cold War.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SalmonXenu420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2020
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Beware the regicides of March

*When it's Pi Day and the ides of March are tomorrow*

Brutus: We've got a man to cons-pi-re against

Cassius: I can't wait for tomorrow. It's such a never-ending day.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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March is Cancelled

This is the ultimate April Fools' joke.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wernershnitzl
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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Just got a letter from March of Dimes.

Last month I got a letter from February of Nickels.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2020
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My wife and kids told me to stop singing Christmas songs. They said 'It's March, save it for the one day it is Christmas!'

I said 'Oh... I wish it could be Christmas everyday.'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dongwaffler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Did you hear about that Russian space station that was de-orbited in March 2001?

Details are Mir-ky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2020
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If january threw a parade would february march?

no but april may!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Can February March? April May.

Sorry if it was posted before.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lmnhat
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Teacher: Okay class, tell me what scares you most. Let's start with Paul. Paul: Werewolves Nina: Sharks Dylan: The unstoppable march of time that us guiding us all to our inevitable demise.

Catherine: Dylan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jan_Tik
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2019
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With all the cold weather we're having this March, I'm happy that ...

https://i.imgur.com/9L4InP9.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boostedit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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β€˜I was at that new-nazi march today’ β€œwas it any good?”

β€˜It was alt-right’

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s

They were literally born yesterday!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/36chambersoffun
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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I hope you’re well rested! We have a 31-day March ahead of us.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EngineeringYou
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2019
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Best sign at a women's march in South Africa
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Junglejim222
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2018
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What did March yell to Madness?

"What's all this bracket??

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ryden22
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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There's a march for people that love the third month of the year.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2019
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Can February March?

No but April May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vamplestat666
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Can February March?

No, but April May!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A_SarcasticEditor
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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Can February March ?

No but April May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/moe87b
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2020
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Can February march?

No, but April may

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kunalbee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2020
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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/habsfan1112
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSketchiest
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Can February March?

No, but April May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2019
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Can February March?

Can February March? No, but April May.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CJRedbeard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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Can February march?

No, but April may

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πŸ‘€︎ u/woodisis
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Can February March?

No, but April May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cindy-001
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2018
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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PepethyMeme
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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Can February March?

No, but April May

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Le_Daft_Knight
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2016
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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alewser
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2019
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