Man : *immediately starts marching around the room and says "so can you tell me now?"
I don’t know how I feel about this
So I started marching and asked her again.
It really crêped up on us this year didn't it!
I replied “No, but April may!”
Because it's still Lint!
I guess you could say the nations of the world were in a Cold War.
*When it's Pi Day and the ides of March are tomorrow*
Brutus: We've got a man to cons-pi-re against
Cassius: I can't wait for tomorrow. It's such a never-ending day.
This is the ultimate April Fools' joke.
Last month I got a letter from February of Nickels.
I said 'Oh... I wish it could be Christmas everyday.'
Details are Mir-ky
no but april may!
‘It was alt-right’
They were literally born yesterday!
"What's all this bracket??
Sorry if it was posted before.
Can February March? No, but April May.