March Puns

A list of puns related to "March"

Can February March?

No, but April May

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👤︎ u/_ivy_ally
📅︎ Nov 28 2020
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March 1st
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👤︎ u/TechnoIsHere
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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A man asks a woman: "when is your birthday?". To which the girl replies: "March 1st"

Man : *immediately starts marching around the room and says "so can you tell me now?"

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👤︎ u/DarkKray35
📅︎ Sep 11 2020
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March 30th is world bipolar day

I don’t know how I feel about this

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👤︎ u/Eggy298298
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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I asked a friend when's her birthday. She told me: 'March 1st'.

So I started marching and asked her again.

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👤︎ u/wendru
📅︎ Jun 06 2020
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It's hard to believe March 12th is already National Pancake Day!

It really crêped up on us this year didn't it!

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👤︎ u/JaymantheLegend
📅︎ Mar 05 2019
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My son asked me whether February could March.

I replied “No, but April may!”

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👤︎ u/Fehlurian_
📅︎ Jun 12 2020
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March the 17th, Sleep the 18th
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👤︎ u/pmiller61
📅︎ Mar 19 2020
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Why isn't cotton ready for harvest in March?

Because it's still Lint!

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👤︎ u/Laringar
📅︎ Mar 13 2020
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In March we had coughs, colds, Influenza A&B, and Covid-19.

I guess you could say the nations of the world were in a Cold War.

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👤︎ u/SalmonXenu420
📅︎ Mar 31 2020
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Beware the regicides of March

*When it's Pi Day and the ides of March are tomorrow*

Brutus: We've got a man to cons-pi-re against

Cassius: I can't wait for tomorrow. It's such a never-ending day.

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👤︎ u/mujtabaabdullah225
📅︎ Mar 14 2020
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March is Cancelled

This is the ultimate April Fools' joke.

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👤︎ u/Wernershnitzl
📅︎ Mar 16 2020
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Just got a letter from March of Dimes.

Last month I got a letter from February of Nickels.

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👤︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
📅︎ Apr 09 2020
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My wife and kids told me to stop singing Christmas songs. They said 'It's March, save it for the one day it is Christmas!'

I said 'Oh... I wish it could be Christmas everyday.'

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👤︎ u/Dongwaffler
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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Did you hear about that Russian space station that was de-orbited in March 2001?

Details are Mir-ky

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👤︎ u/thomasbrakeline
📅︎ Mar 03 2020
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If january threw a parade would february march?

no but april may!

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👤︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
📅︎ Jan 14 2020
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Teacher: Okay class, tell me what scares you most. Let's start with Paul. Paul: Werewolves Nina: Sharks Dylan: The unstoppable march of time that us guiding us all to our inevitable demise.

Catherine: Dylan.

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👤︎ u/Jan_Tik
📅︎ Sep 07 2019
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With all the cold weather we're having this March, I'm happy that ...

https://i.imgur.com/9L4InP9.jpg

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👤︎ u/boostedit
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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‘I was at that new-nazi march today’ “was it any good?”

‘It was alt-right’

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👤︎ u/tneconnisinospmisjo
📅︎ Dec 21 2018
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Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s

They were literally born yesterday!

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👤︎ u/36chambersoffun
📅︎ Jul 07 2019
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I hope you’re well rested! We have a 31-day March ahead of us.
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👤︎ u/EngineeringYou
📅︎ Mar 01 2019
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Best sign at a women's march in South Africa
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👤︎ u/Junglejim222
📅︎ Aug 03 2018
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What did March yell to Madness?

"What's all this bracket??

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👤︎ u/Ryden22
📅︎ Mar 21 2019
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There's a march for people that love the third month of the year.
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👤︎ u/TommehBoi
📅︎ Feb 26 2019
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Can February March?

No but April May

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👤︎ u/vamplestat666
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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👤︎ u/OtherwiseKnownAsSam
📅︎ Aug 23 2020
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Can February March?

No, but April May!

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👤︎ u/A_SarcasticEditor
📅︎ Aug 27 2020
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Can February March ?

No but April May

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👤︎ u/moe87b
📅︎ Sep 15 2020
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Can February march?

No, but April may

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👤︎ u/kunalbee
📅︎ Oct 01 2020
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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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👤︎ u/habsfan1112
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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👤︎ u/TheSketchiest
📅︎ Apr 10 2020
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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 31 2019
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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 17 2019
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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 10 2019
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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Oct 27 2019
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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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Can February march?

No, but April may.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 16 2019
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Can February March? April May.

Sorry if it was posted before.

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👤︎ u/lmnhat
📅︎ Nov 15 2019
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Can February March?

No, but April May

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👤︎ u/RayInRed
📅︎ Sep 05 2019
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Can February March?

Can February March? No, but April May.

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👤︎ u/CJRedbeard
📅︎ Mar 08 2019
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Can February march?

No, but April may

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👤︎ u/woodisis
📅︎ Aug 19 2019
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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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👤︎ u/kickypie
📅︎ Jul 03 2019
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Can February March?

No, but April May

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👤︎ u/Cindy-001
📅︎ Feb 09 2018
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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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👤︎ u/PepethyMeme
📅︎ Mar 13 2019
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Can February March?

No, but April May

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👤︎ u/Le_Daft_Knight
📅︎ Jun 07 2016
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Can February March?

No, but April May.

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👤︎ u/alewser
📅︎ Jan 05 2019
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