I asked a friend when's her birthday. She told me: 'March 1st'.
So I started marching and asked her again.
My son asked me whether February could March.
I replied “No, but April may!”
March the 17th, Sleep the 18th
Why isn't cotton ready for harvest in March?
In March we had coughs, colds, Influenza A&B, and Covid-19.
I guess you could say the nations of the world were in a Cold War.
Just got a letter from March of Dimes.
Last month I got a letter from February of Nickels.
Beware the regicides of March
*When it's Pi Day and the ides of March are tomorrow*
Brutus: We've got a man to cons-pi-re against
Cassius: I can't wait for tomorrow. It's such a never-ending day.
March is Cancelled
This is the ultimate April Fools' joke.
My wife and kids told me to stop singing Christmas songs. They said 'It's March, save it for the one day it is Christmas!'
I said 'Oh... I wish it could be Christmas everyday.'
Did you hear about that Russian space station that was de-orbited in March 2001?
If january threw a parade would february march?
It's hard to believe March 12th is already National Pancake Day!
It really crêped up on us this year didn't it!
Can February March? April May.
Sorry if it was posted before.
Teacher: Okay class, tell me what scares you most. Let's start with Paul. Paul: Werewolves Nina: Sharks Dylan: The unstoppable march of time that us guiding us all to our inevitable demise.
Babies born March 31st are the easiest to prank on April Fool’s
They were literally born yesterday!
With all the cold weather we're having this March, I'm happy that ...
‘I was at that new-nazi march today’ “was it any good?”
I hope you’re well rested! We have a 31-day March ahead of us.
What did March yell to Madness?
"What's all this bracket??
There's a march for people that love the third month of the year.
Best sign at a women's march in South Africa
Hey guys, happy march :)!
By this time next month, it'll be March.
Beware the Ides of March.
So this recent march was for science....
Everyone get a good sleep tonight! Tomorrow we begin a 31 day March!
I refuse to put my clocks forward in March
After the March on Washington, MLK needed new shoes.
The shoe shop was ecstatic to have him as one of their customers, they left him with this kind remark:
"God bless your sole!"
I am all for the March of Science
But I can't help but wonder what it's doing in April.
They're releasing a sequel to the popular documentary 'March of the Penguins'.
It's going to be called 'April of the Penguins'.
From Software missed an opportunity in releasing Dark Souls 3 on March 20, 2016....
My wife is expecting in March so in preparation, I have been working on my dad jokes. She was just thinking about whose features will be more dominant when our little one arrives. She then asked me whose genes were stronger.
I said "probably Lee or Levis." I laughed for about 5 minutes.
A march in every continent
My girlfriend told me that there was a march going on in every continent (including Antarctica!) today to bring attention to Women's Rights. I told her that the same thing would happen in a little over a month. Every continent would have a March for the entire month!
goddamit dad, it's march
Mr and Mrs Claus are sitting together in their living room. A loud noise comes from the roof.
Mrs Claus turns to Mr Claus and asks, "Is that the reindeer?"
Mr Claus responds, "No love, I think it's snow"
Watching some March Madness and...
My dad claims that Purdue is playing like "Pur-doo-doo"
Can February March?
Can February March? No, but April May.