Don't forget to watch the big parade tomorrow!

The calendars are going to March...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Majikthise042
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01
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Just got the Father-in-law with this one... Me: At Disney World parades they keep people in line with masking tape on the ground.

Father-in-Law: And do people actually adhere to it? Me: No, cuz they put it sticky side down.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/1kings2214
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18
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If january threw a parade would february march?

no but april may!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invertedparadoxxx
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14
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What do you call a group waiting to view the Pride Parade?

An LGBT Queue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quadruplebacon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2019
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Did you know the Bible actually predicted that gay parades would be held during the summer?

Pride comes before the fall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2019
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The parade was literally r/trashy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tatorumble22
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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The parade has been on for more than 1.5 minutes and now I'm confused...

... because at the beginning, the announcer clearly said "Welcome to the 90-second Thanksgiving Day parade!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/anaconda386
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Once again the annual ninja parade passed through town unnoticed.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/twitchy987
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2019
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Happy parade day!

March 4

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jusmaskn
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2019
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What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards?

A receding hare-line!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2016
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Happy Parade Day

March 4th

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grantyourwish_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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I went to a gay parade today.

It made me happy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x3astu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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I went to a pride parade today.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/whatsyourassword
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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There seems to be a lot of annual gay pride parades every year,

but how often do you see biannual parades?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ErikMFoss
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2019
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if someone walks out of line in a gay parade, is he walking straight?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BawaPawa
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2017
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Yesterday before marching a parade.

A member of my section drops their trombone and says: "Today is really getting off on the right foot."

Me: "No you start on your left."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JonArc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 15 2017
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I heard a speech given from a parade float...

It was a moving performance, to say the least.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/k-smackerel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2015
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Punrelenting word play at the Rose Parade

New Year's Day... The start of a fresh 365 sunrises that symbolize a turning point in lifestyle and spending the entire day recovering from a dreadful hangover. Like many other people in America, this relatively fake holiday is a time that I spend with my family. One of my family's many traditions (alongside annihilating plates of buffalo wings and watching college football until we pass out on the couch) is watching the Rose Parade. At the very beginning of the event, before all of the flower-covered floats and high school bands came marching down the street, there was an introductory ceremony complete with a B-2 stealth bomber flyover. As soon as they passed by, zooming out of the camera's frame, my dad leans in closer to me and says "Well I sure didn't see that coming!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MinisculePeen
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2015
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We went to parade in rural Ohio yesterday and saw a lot of Amish folks

But I did not see anyone that was completely Am.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeekYogurt
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2014
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My dad at every parade when the pooper scooper guy comes by.

That would be a shitty job.

That job must stink.

What a crappy career choice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Marmalade6
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2014
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Dad at Pride Parade

My dad(who is a big LGBT ally) sees a float at pride parade with musicians playing the bagpipe. He leans over to me and says "I guess we should call them fagpipes now."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/steinbeckian
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2015
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Macy Day Parade DadJoke

Watching the Macy's Day Parade. Some band with Dancers come on the screen.

Me- Wow, these dancers are very out of sync with each other.

Dad- That's why they are not named NSYNC.

...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZekeEasy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2013
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My dad was on a roll at the Christmas parade last night
  1. Troupe of mimes starts a performance, turns to me: "Quiet! I wanna hear this!"
  2. Drum line guys walking around afterwards: "Why don't you take your drum and beat it!"
  3. Local art store named O'Dunn's: "Have you finished the painting yet? Are you o' dunn?"

All I could do was laugh and roll my eyes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SBDD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2013
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Why are Gay Pride parades in Summer?

Because Pride comes before the Fall.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foomachoo
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2016
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Happy Parade Day!

March 4th

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mark4669
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2017
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