A list of puns related to "Ceremony"
"Hey, how many women can a guy marry?"
"16!"
"How did you figure that out."
"Simple. I just listen to the minister and added them up: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer. That's 16!
...but I understand this promotion was a major ordeal.
It was a 2nd-degree burn.
I guess it's hard to put out a Greece fire.
"Yes", he said, "I'm all-white".
Even the cake was in tiers
They were all arrested for third-degree murder.
... the reception was great.
I'm carrying a torch for her.
...because they cantaloupe.
Because they cantaloupe
Because they cantaloupe!
My husband and I were watching the parade of nations and Belize was entering the stadium. The population and number of athletes were displayed on the bottom and I said, "Wow, I didn't know Belize had such a small population. Not even half a million people."
My husband replied, "Yea, it's pretty unbeliezable."
...speak now or forever hold your pees.
11 yr old cousin: How long is your hand going to stay red?
Me: As long as I'm guilty!
She rolled her eyes at me knowing exactly what I meant because I've used the "caught red handed" joke to her for most of her life.
I asked them "If you're not tying, what are you going to do for your ceremony?"
"Did you see that? It was Sochi-zy"
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