Last name wedding pun?!
The male's last name is flowers. What's a cute pun to use with his last name for the wedding? It'll be the hashtag :)
Request: Wedding Puns
Hello fellow pun connoisseurs,
Friends of mine just recently had a bit of a shotgun wedding. I'm vowing to prepare a statement for them in celebration The bride is particularly fond of puns. While I've been grooming myself for this for some time, any matrimonial/wedding puns that I might consider would be much appreciated. It would be the best, man!
it was an emotional wedding...
Request: going into business as a wedding celebrant, looking for business name suggestions that are punny and memorable
Why did Einstein invite time to his wedding?
Because time was relative
A young Indian couple was trying to have a quiet wedding, but their family refused and made them have a big wedding instead. What fruit did they serve at the event?
Why do melons always have big weddings?
My wife and I received nothing from our wedding guests but colanders. There musta been 500 of the damned thing.
It really put a strain on our marriage.
My friend's dog ate her wedding ring...
Now there's a diamond in the ruff (rough)
Just got back from a wedding, it was so emotional.
Even the cake was in tiers.
At every family wedding my Aunt keeps on asking , " Are you next , are you next ? ""
So now at every family funeral I ask , " Are you next , are you next ? "
How do you know you’re at a hipster wedding?
The best man stands up and makes an avocado toast!
Why did the melon have a church wedding?
I got tickets for the next Super Bowl plus hotel and airfare, but it turns out my wedding is on the same day!
If you'd like to go instead, it's at St. Peter's Church on Main Street at 6:00 pm. Her name is Melanie and she'll be wearing all white.
The wedding was so touching that
even the cake was in tiers.
Edit: Thank you so much guys! I never expected this to reach 10k upvotes! You guys truly made my day.
My 8 year old nephew attended his first wedding. But his cousin had a question for his after the ceremony.
"Hey, how many women can a guy marry?"
"16!"
"How did you figure that out."
"Simple. I just listen to the minister and added them up: 4 better, 4 worse, 4 richer, 4 poorer. That's 16!
When I die, I want to be buried with my wedding ring on.
That'll let God know, that I've been through hell already.
Did you hear about the wedding of the two antennas?
The ceremony was so-so...but the reception was epic!!
I went to a wedding where the bride was left at the altar
It went off without a hitch
What do you call a Russian wedding?
A Soviet Union.
(I got this idea from a meme)
I went to a wedding that was so moving everyone was crying.
Even the cake was in tiers.
Why did the two melons have a church wedding?
What do you call it when someone drops their wedding ring in a dog pen?
My wife emailed me our wedding photos, but I couldn’t open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
A pinguin decided to cancel his wedding last minute.
I guess he got cold feet.
I went to my best friend's wedding today. He is an awesome fisher. I like him a lot and always come with the finest catch.
But something is very fishy with his new betrouthed.
Last night I had a nightmare about wedding cakes....
I went to a wedding yesterday where two tv antennas got married
The wedding was horrible but the reception was great
What did the wedding cake say while it was cutting an onion?
What fruit is not allowed in any Las Vegas Wedding Chapels?
I’m at wedding and I’m very thirsty so I am walking all around the whole ballroom looking for something to drink.
I can’t find the punchline.
NEED A WEDDING HASHTAG
My friend Jenn is getting married to her fiancé, Luc. Her last name is Yahiro, but she is taking his last name Freyer (pronounced fry-err). Any ideas??
What gift did the snakes get from their wedding registry?
If James Hetfield officiated a wedding between Kermit the Frog and Miss Piggy.....
He would be the Pastor of Muppets
Two satellites decided to get married. The wedding wasn't much
But the reception was incredible.
Why couldn’t they serve communion wafers at the wedding reception?
I was driving through Las Vegas when I saw an ant riding a gazelle to a wedding chapel.
It was my first time seeing an ant elope.
At his wedding, my buddy called me the worst best man he has ever seen.
Why did the melons run away and get married instead of have a big church wedding like their parents wanted?
Because they could elope.
What did you think of the two antennas’ wedding?
The ceremony wasn’t much, but the reception was great!
Why do melons have weddings?
Why do melons have weddings?
Did you hear why melons have big elaborate weddings?
My daughter's wedding was very emotional for everyone.
Even the cake was in tiers.
My wife emailed me pictures of our wedding, but I couldn’t open any of the files.
I always have trouble with emotional attachments.
The wedding vows were so touching...
Even the cake was in tiers.
(Obligatory cake day joke.)
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