I was recording my wife’s speech at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary, but my battery died halfway through.

Now I’ll never hear the end of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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It’s our wedding anniversary today. My wife and I have been happily married for two years now.

1995 and 2009.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cotswoldboy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Why am I excited for my wedding anniversary trip?

It's going to be a trip of a wifetime...

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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I bought my missus an egg-beater for our wedding anniversary.

I knew she wanted me to whisk her away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elokwins
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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A man walks into a bar looking depressed. Bar tender asks whats wrong? Man says its his 50th wedding anniversary. And that when he was a teenager he got his girl friend pregnant. And to make it worse the father was a Judge and he told me if i did'nt marry his daughter i would go to Jail for 50 year

Today I could be a free man !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/manicmoose13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2018
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For our wedding anniversary I told my wife I got her a cardigan. After she opened her card she asked where it was...

I pointed to the card and said "I got you a card again"

How is she still with me? I actually got her a trip Vegas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaconStripGString
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2017
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I'd been thinking about buying a couple of cattle to put in my fathers farm. I asked my wife if she'd be on with receiving a cow for our wedding anniversary.

She said she would be moooov'd.

I just got dad joked by my wife. :)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blakestar85
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2015
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At a 60th Wedding Anniversary Reception when...

One of the distant aunts is walking around to each table taking pictures with her iPad for the couple the reception is for. She asks:

"They would like a picture of each table" father in law chimes in... "Just the table or could I be in it too?" She laughs and holds up the iPad for the picture. Father in law sounds out "Great, now she's reading her tablet instead of taking pictures"

Classic.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kristopherbanner
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2014
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My wife and I just celebrated 10 years of happy marriage...

It was coincidentally our 30th wedding anniversary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kisotrab
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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Melancholy baby

At my grandparents' 50th wedding anniversary, my grandpa says, "I always called Shirley my melancholy baby because she has a head like a melon and a face like a collie."

This was a decade ago, so it didn't make any more sense then that he was referencing a song from the 1920's/30's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/willythedeer
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2013
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My battery died when I was recording my wife giving a toast at her parents’ 50th wedding anniversary.

Now I’m never going to hear the end of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2019
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It's our wedding anniversary today. My wife and I have been happily married for two years now.

1995 and 2009.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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