Title.
A space heater.
It didnβt go so well... someone had a meltdown
Posted this in r/ShowerThoughts but it got taken down, despite the fact that it's 100% truth.
Ebola fruit.
say this one out loud if your stuck.
Dad moves defensively towards the thermostat: "A what kind of party?"
My dad brought us firewood as a house warming present.
He wiggled his eyebrows and went "hey? Hey?" and made a fire.
I said, to him and his new wife, "But I thought you already had a housewarming. His wife almost snotted herself over it. We're good friends to this day.
I replied "You're getting me a fireplace?!"
everything was going well until the housewarming party
A while back, I had a small housewarming cookout. While my dad was eating a burger and I was still on the grill, he had some sort of episode where his heart stopped. Ambulance came and took him to the hospital and now he's doing fine again.
However... He tells all his friends now "You should try my son's grilling. He makes killer burgers. They're absolutely to die for"
facepalm
Now THAT'S a devoted dad-joker
It will be a great housewarming gift
A heater
is a furnace
All was going perfectly for them up until the housewarming party.
