What did the skeleton bring to the potluck?

Spare ribs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PHATstuFF21
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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cheeky sign at my office potluck
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πŸ‘€︎ u/babz-
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2018
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Friend: why don’t you bring your baby to the potluck?

Dad: No way am I going to eat my own baby. And if I did, I would NOT want to share.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisguysucks2much
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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I once went to a potluck dinner where the queue for the food was really organized, but the one for the drinks was just a large clump of people wondering who was next.

It was a terrible punch line.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TakaComics
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2017
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We had a potluck, I guess he could have bratwurst.. imgur.com/IjNedRZ
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AceFitz
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2014
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if i bring a live chicken to a potluck...

is it a party fowl?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seekunrustlement
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2013
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We recently had a potluck dinner at my place

For every person that walked in, my dad would hand them on of these, then whisper "Good luck."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/walrusunit
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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If /puns were to host a fence building party according to the rules...

(This is more parody/satire than a pun, but I tried to make sure it had puns.)

  1. No more than half the people attending can wear trucker hats.

  2. The fences must be measured and spaced using meters. It doesn't matter if you're putting them in someone's yard.

  3. If you pull up a fence post, you cannot reuse it. In fact, you cannot use recycled posts from other people's yards.

  4. Don't keep up with the Jones'. But if you can't avoid this, make sure you give the Jones' the credit due for coming up with it first.

  5. You can bring lunch as sort of a potluck affair, but do not bring canned meat products from Hormel.

  6. If you bring a fence post, it must look like a fence post. If it might be confused with something else, make sure the box or protective wrapping calls it a fence post.

  7. When announcing the event, you are not allowed to make references to punch or people getting in line for punch. Just like Fight Club...

For now, we have no rule about promoting one stock car event over another as you work, or discussing other controversial matters. That won't change as long as you don't abuse this. Please keep your fence posts in good taste and suitable for all audiences. But if you do bring risque fence posts, make sure to cover them with a shroud labeled adult only, and I won't pull them up, provided the other rules are followed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spotted_Lady
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2018
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Can you guys lend me a ham?

I saw this Pun earlier today and it got me thinking that I want to have a pun potluck. So far I can make the punchline of u/KennyTheDownsTigr pun and some Evil Spirits for us to slug.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JancenD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2016
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The word we were looking for was "Sternos..."

Planning out the holiday potluck in the company kitchen.

M: Hey do we have any more of those things to keep the food hot? The chafing dish things. What do you call those?

G: I think they're Bunsen B-... wait no.

B: Burners?

M: Yeah but there's another word for them

G: Yeah. What is it?

B: Burners.

M: No that's not right.

....

M: We should ask Sean Paul. He would know

.... ?

M: Cause he be burnin'.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fullanalpanic
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2013
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