I turned to her and said, "this looks so good, I could quiche you!"
Father: Synonym for "sweet potato"?
Father: Synonym for "casserole"?
Father: Four-letter word, past tense of "to urinate"?
Father: Hi Stupid, I'm Dad
me: why have we been eating casserole so much recently?
mom: because it's winter! and winter is casserole weather!
me: I thought it was chili weather...
As I was grabbing a plate, she said, "It's nacho casserole."
I hung the plate behind my side and lamented, "If it's not my casserole, what am I supposed to eat?"
She started to tell me to eat some of the casserole, but stopped and rolled her eyes at me.
I frickin got'er good, fellas!
My wife was working on a green bean casserole and couldn't find one of the ingredients.
Wife: Have you seen the can of fried onions?
Me: What does it look like?
Wife: White container, red writing.
Me [Feigning hopeful tones]: Little red writing?
Wife [Relieved]: Yeah!
Wife brandishes knife.
I was making broccoli casserole with my friend. I happened to be using sharp cheddar cheese cubes for the recipe. I picked up one and ate it.
I winced in pain holding my mouth.
My friend looked up, concerned.
I shook my head and said "It's so sharp."
Dad: there's a casserole. Me: What? Dad: That's meaty-alrite
I was eating some left over casserole from earlier in the week.
>Me: "You want me to warm you up some?"
>Her: "No, I dont trust it. I'm waiting to see if you get sick before I eat it." (she got food poisoning from some bad chicken a few weeks ago)
>Me: "Fair choice, I don't work till monday so I have some time to work through it if it's bad."
>Her: "Yeah, I thought eating it might be a little hairy."
>Me: "There wasnt any hair growing yet, I checked"
"The look" she gave me was more satisfying than I expected.
"Is there milk in that casserole?"
"Only almond milk."
"Wow, how do they milk the almonds?"