Looks like we've got a cats-serole in the insulated casserole carrier!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/lizzyelling5
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2018
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My wife made an egg casserole this morning...

I turned to her and said, "this looks so good, I could quiche you!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2016
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Father: Homophone for "I"?

Son: Eye

Father: Synonym for "sweet potato"?

Son: Yam

Father: Synonym for "casserole"?

Son: Stew

Father: Four-letter word, past tense of "to urinate"?

Son: Peed

Father: Hi Stupid, I'm Dad

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v310city
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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dadjoked my mom, didn't realize what i said till she started laughing

me: why have we been eating casserole so much recently?

mom: because it's winter! and winter is casserole weather!

me: I thought it was chili weather...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rustedcrown
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2014
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I asked my wife what smelled so good in the kitchen...

As I was grabbing a plate, she said, "It's nacho casserole."

I hung the plate behind my side and lamented, "If it's not my casserole, what am I supposed to eat?"

She started to tell me to eat some of the casserole, but stopped and rolled her eyes at me.

I frickin got'er good, fellas!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2016
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Almost got stabbed to bring you this one...

My wife was working on a green bean casserole and couldn't find one of the ingredients.

Wife: Have you seen the can of fried onions?

Me: What does it look like?

Wife: White container, red writing.

Me [Feigning hopeful tones]: Little red writing?

Wife [Relieved]: Yeah!

Me: ...hood?

Wife brandishes knife.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chaosTechnician
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2015
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Dangerous Cheese

I was making broccoli casserole with my friend. I happened to be using sharp cheddar cheese cubes for the recipe. I picked up one and ate it.

I winced in pain holding my mouth.

My friend looked up, concerned.

I shook my head and said "It's so sharp."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breticles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2014
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During tonight's meteor shower...

Dad: there's a casserole. Me: What? Dad: That's meaty-alrite

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2015
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Dadjoked my fiancee while eating leftovers

I was eating some left over casserole from earlier in the week.

>Me: "You want me to warm you up some?"

>Her: "No, I dont trust it. I'm waiting to see if you get sick before I eat it." (she got food poisoning from some bad chicken a few weeks ago)

>Me: "Fair choice, I don't work till monday so I have some time to work through it if it's bad."

>Her: "Yeah, I thought eating it might be a little hairy."

>Me: "There wasnt any hair growing yet, I checked"

>Her: "..."

"The look" she gave me was more satisfying than I expected.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/albinobluesheep
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2014
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My father at dinner.

"Is there milk in that casserole?"

"Only almond milk."

"Wow, how do they milk the almonds?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinydinosaurs
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2013
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Dad-joked by my 3-year-old
Me (holding out a plate of crescent rolls): Here, buddy, would you like a roll?

Him: Is this a casserole?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wanna_run
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2014
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