One is meteor ☄️
Oh it’s so tasty.
Edit: whoops, I thought this was the meatball sub
Whoops, wrong sub.
I think he's ricist
Darn. Wrong sub
They are a great place to meet and dance with other butchers.
Hey /r/puns! My wife is entering a meatball cook off this weekend and needs a name for her entry. Neither of us have the same meat naming talents as Bob Belcher, but thought you guys might be able to help.
She is making a lamb meatball with a creamy orange Moroccan sauce served over a small bed of couscous.
I had to create a fake business idea for a highschool economics class and I'm looking for a funny name to catch people's attention
The Spa Ghetti
We were talking about our favorite foods and the meatball said its favorite food was cinnamon. I was confused since cinnamon isn't usually thought of as a food but more of a spice. So I told him, "That's a spice, e-meatball."
edit: "I found an online...." not "So I was found..."
"¿Que pasta?"
The spaghetti looks on, confused. The meatball says,
"¿Que, pasta?"
Me (just now): I wish you cluck.
A wheatball
Made a large batch of meatballs a couple of weeks ago and put the extras in the freezer. Last night was spaghetti night, so I pulled out a bag. Opened up the bag and held one up. Then said to my wife, in my best Italian accent...
"Now that's an icy meat-ah-ball."
She was not nearly as amused as I.
If you fellow dadjokers haven't seen this, it's basically a movie full of dadjokes. :)
"We're all here to help you...now it's time to let us." (while he points to a leaf of lettuce)
I suggest watching it immediately. :)
He should have his cabinet together by the end of the week.
I'm going to try the meatball next time.
Cloudy with a Chance of meatballs
"Mashed potatoes, meatballs. Balls, meet mashed potatoes."
I guess I’ll get meatballs next time.
The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.
Puns for Kids
Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!
Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What musical is about a train conductor? “My Fare, Lady”.
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What animals are on legal documents? Seals!
Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.
Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Dockyard: A physician’s garden.
What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!
The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.
“What’s purple and 5000 miles long?” “Ooh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Four bucks,” says the bartender. “Put it on my bill.”
I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!
When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is
... keep reading on reddit ➡My father-in-law is good at puns and dad jokes, and we usually just groan. However, the other day he and I had this exchange:
FIL: I'm disappointed in this sub.
Me: Would you say that it's sub par?
FIL: The lack of meatballs really torpedoed it.
Me: It would take a real hero to save it.
FIL: My buddy Hoagie, he could do it.
Me: yeah, he's a real grinder.
FIL and me: [fistbump]
Literally the first time he and I fistbumped. My wife and mother-in-law both facepalmed.
I ordered pizza from dominos. All I wanted on mine was BBQ sauce and meatballs. When I opened the box, there was mushrooms on it!
I turned to the wife and told her; 'All I wanted was BBQ sauce and meatballs, there wasn't Mush-room for error'.
Her: It was good. We had a sub!
Me: Nice! Was it meatball or turkey?
Her: :/
To a meatball.
He comes home from work and lays this one on me.
Dad: Hey, joshduffy, where do poor meatballs live?
Me: I don't know, where?
Dad: The spaghetto!
Dad: Did you add sugar to that spaghetti sauce you gave me? The meatballs I cooked in them last night came out kind of sweet.
Me: Nah, Dad. You just made sweetish meatballs.
I could see the pride in his eyes.
Him: "The turkey meatballs are the bee's knees" Me: "Actually they are the turkey's breasts"
The question was: "This t-shirt fad is getting out of hand. I saw a woman wearing a t-shirt with the map of Italy on it. She had the biggest BLANK I every saw!"
Most popular answer was "Meatballs". Writers must have been cringing...
Not one of them said: "Naples"
I made meatballs for meatball subs for dinner. it didn't go so well. green is dad.
Me: "If these meatballs keep catching on fire I'm not going to make them any more"
> it's dinner by zero THE DINNER ON FIRE!!! (legit Cesar voice and everything)
Me: laughing and choking on soda
>what? what's the matter? Katniss got your tongue? exit stage right
My father in law is a vegetarian. Apparently at one point he was at the grocery store and a lady there was giving out samples of meatballs or something.
Woman: Would you like a sample?
Father in law: No thanks, I'm a vegetarian.
Woman (not giving up): It's low sodium!
Father in law: Well, I'm still a vegetarian, and I would have to put salt on it.
One’s meatier
I'm going to try the meatballs next time.
I’ll try it with some meatballs next time.
I think I'll try the meatball next time.
I'm going to try the meatballs next time.
I'm going to try the meatballs next time.
