I was talking to my dad about how delicious burritos and fajitas were and how there was just something about them.

He agreed saying it was the taste of the wraps that held it all together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NidCot
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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The waiter brought our food to the table. He placed my delicious-looking fajita plate in front of me and said, "Careful, this is gonna be hot"

So I asked him, "When?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CactusPearl21
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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My wife asked me what I thought of having shredded cheese on my fajitas.

I told her it sounded grate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KeyboardBCord
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2018
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I ordered fajitas at a restuarant tonight...

and my 7 yo son asked why the pan they bring to the table is so hot.

I replied, "well, they aren't called facoldas, are they?"

He rolled his eyes and my wife groaned.

I smiled and enjoyed my fajitas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1hangingchad
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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How do Mexicans keep warm in winter?

They use chicken fajitas…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Glum-Ad-2286
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2021
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Cheese!

A Canadian man and a Mexican man were sitting down eating some Mexican cuisine. Fajitas, tacos, burritos, and tortilla chips with queso.

The Canadian man goes to dip his chips into the queso when he notices it's all gone.

C: Dude, you ate all of the cheese!

M: K.....So?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Altus-
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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Family meal

My brother turns to my dad and says "I'm full. I can't eat anymore, dad." My dad replies with "You're eating fajitas not dad"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2013
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I work in a Mexican restaurant, and the cook dadjokes me the same way every day.

Any time I order something that lists "chicken" as an option, like fajitas for example, he asks the following:

"You've got fajitas? Okay, chicken or pollo?"

At this point I just tell him either one is fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/conejaverde
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2014
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