Sour Cream Puns

“That’s a loaded question.”

So my mom tells my dad to throw out the sour cream because it went bad. While throwing it out, he said "How can it go bad, the whole thing is sour! I mean, can it get any worse?" I love him.

"Creams do come true"

sOUR CREAM.

I was at the store and asked her via text what kind of chips she preferred between Sour cream and onion or cheddar and sour cream. This is how it all went down:

Me: Do you like Sour cream and onion or cheddar and sour cream?

Her: Both

Me: Pick one.

Her: Spur cream and onion

Me: is that a new flavor? Sounds spicy. Almost as if it had a pretty good kick.

silence

Me: ......

Her: Huh?

Me: ugh!

We were eating taco salad, and I asked my five-year-old son if he wanted sour cream. He said, "Salsa first." So I did. He said, "No, put some salsa on my taco salad."

Grandmother: This dip is made mostly from horseradish and sour cream

Dad: Mmm, you can really taste the horse!

He asked "hey dad, is there some sour cream left?"

His dad replied "Yes, there is a full container here."

"Sweet"

"No, sour."

This isn't a joke that came from a dad or anything but I hope it's worthy!

My father started waiting in 1979 and took one of his first jobs at this extremely fancy and expensive restaurant. The type of place that the waiters wore tuxedos and whatnot. Anyways my dad worked with this guy named Froggy (nickname of course) whom my dad still praises to this day that he's one of the best waiters he's ever worked with.

Anyways, one night it's extremely busy and both my father and Froggy were rushing around trying to keep up. Well Froggy had this table with about 5-7 people all who looked like they wore expensive clothing, ordered the best food and so on. Well one of the guys ordered a baked potato as a side and Froggy proceeds with typical waiter stuff as asks if he wanted sour cream with his baked potato. The man says yes so Froggy scoops the cream and attempts to place it on the potato. Well... as he was moving to place it on, the cream slipped off and right onto this guys extremely expensive sweater... Completely in shock, the customer turns to Froggy and without missing a beat, Froggy slowly turns his head in a comical fashion towards the ceiling and proclaims "Those damn pigeons!"

Needless to say every single person in that table were crying with laughter, including my father one table over who observed the whole ordeal. Froggy said he'd pay for the dry cleaning and the customer said not to worry about it because it was the most hilarious thing he's seen in ages.