There was de-brie everywhere
I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."
All that was left was the De Brie.
I think it's infected with Mall-ware
All that was left was da brie.
And said βHey! Why donβt you Pecan someone your own size!β
Sounds good, but I think it might be a bit of a gamble
YOU JUST GOT MASCARPOWNED!!!
Every time we drive by the empty building my dad says "Man, that place looks desserted!"
How did chee feel about that?
Talking to her dad about pumpkin cheesecake cookies
Friend: "They are here for a limited time only." Her dad: "Well yeah of course once you eat them they are gone."
It was a pretty ordinary day. A woman came in wanting a couple piece of cheesecake, and the baker was busy. So Pi cut her 3.14 slices...
I cut my finger open and didn't notice it.
Dad: "Hey, you cut your finger pretty bad there."
Me: "I did? Didn't notice. I lost feeling in that one a few years ago when I cut it open at the base."
Dad: "I lost sensation in my thumb after I did the same thing, so I know the feeling... Or do I?"
Driving to the store.
Me: "The tires feel kind of flat. Should probably stop at a gas station and increase the pressure."
Dad: "We have to be careful, though. Too much pressure and they'll get nervous."
Going to the Cheesecake Factory.
Me: "We have to take the bridge, right?"
Dad: "Yeah, but we're gonna have to give it back afterwards."
Goddammit, dad.
Q: Do you know what you would have if every car in the u.s. was pink? A: A pink carnation
Q: What does a cat in the desert and Christmas have in common? A: SandyClaws
Q: What do a plum and an elephant have in common? A: They're both purple except for the elephant.
Q: Do you know how you get down from an elephant? A: You don't... You get down from a goose.
Q: How do you if an elephant has been hiding in your fridge? A: there are footprints in the cheesecake.
There were dozens more....
When accused of leaving the cheesecake out after having a slice, his response was, "I'm sorry, I was blinded by delight!"
I decided to make some dessert at home just because I can. To be more specific, I made a brownie cheesecake. Now, if you know cheesecake, it can take some time to make the components. The following exchange took place.
Dad: HEY LAWLZLAWLZ! Can we eat dessert yet?
Me: NO DAD. You know it takes time!
Dad: DID YOU FORGET TO BUY THYME?!
Me:
