It was an edible arrangement
“I shall leave no tern unstoned.”
...does that make you a weedeater?
I'm embarrassed at how long it took me to see the [unintentional] pun there.
For s..ts and giggles.
Half baked.
My house mate was carrying a bowl of custard with some brownies in it through the kitchen, I turned to him and said "hmm looks like Brownian motion".
And I saw the delicious batter. I asked if I can lick the rest of the bowl. He replied, "No you have to flush like the rest of us!"
Best Friends GF-No it needs a little extra time. I fudged it.
She left the brownies in the oven too long
Boy brownies have nuts.
I can never get enough brownie points
That's the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I take a nap!
This morning he brought me a pie, a cake, a plate of cookies, and a tray of brownies. And then he just left! I don’t know why he deserted me like that.
That’s the last time I fall asleep with brownies in the oven.
When my dad and I were dropping my sister off at brownie camp a few weeks ago, several of the adults came over to us to say hello. They introduced themselves as Snowy Owl, Tawny Owl, and Barn Owl. My dad chirps in with "So is that the pecking order then?" and elbows me in the ribs, cackling away.
I told my dad the joke "If life gives you melons, you may be dyslexic." He said, if life gives you great melons, date em. If life throws in a great personality, pucker up and get married.
We have ice cream flavors like Mint to Be (Oreo mint) and Brownie Eyed Girl (chocolate Brownie, brides flavor) but need help for a name for vanilla cookie dough. It’s the grooms flavor, his name is Chris if that helps. THANKS REDDIT
They make cookies, brownies, scones, the works. But my buddy acts a bit odd around them. He never touches edibles made by his father, and he will only eat edibles made by his mother.
I think he has an edible complex.
I forgot the tray of brownies in the oven.
I've been hardcore PMSing lately, so I made brownies. I messed up the recipe somehow so, rationally, I started crying because I really wanted homemade brownies.
He walks in, hugs me, and says babe, it's okay. You're ovary-acting.
Years ago I used to use a LexisNexis database of companies that would give corporate information like name, address, and general business description. While most of them were pretty bland, there were a bunch of them with some really cheesy puns, and over a few years I built quite a collection.
Today I share with you "NEXIS IS RIDICULOUS.txt":
- Bucyrus International caters to those who mine their own business.
- It would be logical for Mr. Spock to boldly go to Vulcan International for rubber products. He might even live long and prosper -- in comfortable shoes.
- What do manufacturer Electro-Motive Diesel (EMD) and 1970s band Grand Funk Railroad have in common? They both want you to do the locomotion!
- Peter Piper can pick more than a peck of peppers or pickles from B&G Foods.
- Toray Plastics America could sing "foam, foam on the range, where the polyester and polypropylene materials are made" all day.
- Break out the Tums, because things are awfully gassy over at Air Liquide America.
- If a tree falls in a Weyerhaeuser forest, someone is there to hear it -- and he has a chainsaw.
- Although not a pushover, you can walk all over Wilsonart International.
- Here's a HEICO haiku: HEICO companies/ Providing for jet engines/ In flight or on land.
- American Italian Pasta Company (AIPC) uses its noodle in many different ways.
- The golf industry doesn't mind when Aldila gives it the shaft.
- Rat-a-tat-tat and a ringa-ding-ding. What's that? Answer: The sounds emanating from Pearl, one of the world's foremost makers of drums and other percussion and musical instruments.
- Saint-Gobain Ceramics & Plastics deals powders and crystal, but there's no need to call the cops.
- Pamida Stores Operating Company offers more small-town values than a bandwagon of Republicans on the campaign trail.
- Like a tight end, offshore drilling contractor Transocean dreams of going deep but doesn't mind eating a little mud.
- Rittal me this, Batman!
- Utility Trailer Manufacturing is spreading its own brand of reefer madness.
- Who is the Fresh Prince of Sullair?
- If GrafTech International were a bard, it could wax poetic in an ode to the electrode.
- When it comes to adhesives and vibration control products, LORD knows.
- You might say that Deere & Company enjoys its customers going to seed.
- Pfizer pfabricates pfarmaceuticals pfor quite a pfew inpfirmities.
- Stripping is OK at Spraylat.
- Don't think Seton is
I got home from work yesterday, and the first thing my daughter was was "Daddy, I made brownies!"
"Wow, I said, can eat one?"
She pulled out a plate filled with the letter 'E's made out of brown construction paper. (brown E's).
"You can if you want to, but I don't think you'll like the taste!"
I left my brownies in the oven too long
That’s the last time I leave my brownies in the oven while I’m at work
I won’t forget to remove the brownies from the oven next time.
Left the brownies in the oven too long.
Left the brownies in the oven for too long...
Left the brownies in the oven for too long
I left the brownies in the oven on accident!
Left the brownies in the oven for too long.
That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.
That's the last time I'll leave the brownies in the oven whilst I take a nap, that's for sure
