What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls?
Rick O Shea
πr^2, but cake are round.
Waited about 4 months to post this.
Because they taste funny!
πr2, cake are round
Fat. You get fat.
π r², cakes are round
I am so excited it’s my first cake day! I know the day is almost over butter late then never!
Man....we were wild .
They took a huge slice of the profits
So you know what that means.... I honestly don’t because I have never had a slice of blue cheese!
What nationality is Santa Claus? North Poleish
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesn’t have pie days!
Her... so your making half a pound cake?
It was Stollen!
It was a tiramisunami
I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.
... until the doctor told me to take the candles off first!
Happy cake day to meeeeee!
It'll never run out as the Government is always adding new tiers.
To tell the truth it was pretty crummy
PS: it was, and it was PPS: looking forward to the real joke in the comments.
Fat, you get fat!! You thought you’d get a pi joke on my cake day?!!
That would have been real crumby.
Edit: thanks for the gifts! I’ve never felt so kneaded.
He said, "That's Madeira cake"
On reflection though, I don’t knead to as it would be seedy, half baked, would get me rolled, wouldn’t involve me using my loaf and would leave me open to all sort of bread based buns...
I sat silently because I had no re-torte
Cake day is such an emotional day. I am in tiers...
When it exploded, everyone in the room left with tiers in their eyes!
They were having a blowout sale.
See, it's a simple process... just don't pick it up!
Happy cake day to anyone who shares the same as mine!
I asked the shopkeeper why and he said "That's Madeira cake"
Why are fish easy to weigh... Because they have their own scales
Wheres my cake?
He was stuffed.
"Don't mind if I Zoo."
She just gave me a glare and went back to what she was doing.
Totally worth it.
... he's feeling much batter now.
Then I got confused because I only saw questions about pi
Just blow them out! They'll be delighted!!