Pan cake
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today is my first cake day so I decided to give you guys a joke

What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls?

Rick O Shea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anonymous8776
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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What's the difference between pie and cake?

Ο€r^2, but cake are round.

Waited about 4 months to post this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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Cake day original joke! Why don’t penguins like eating clown fish?

Because they taste funny!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What’s the difference between cake and pie?

Ο€r2, cake are round

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrispeacock123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?

Fat. You get fat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robindc_93
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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What’s the difference between cake and pie?

Ο€ rΒ², cakes are round

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RunningThing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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My first cake day!

I am so excited it’s my first cake day! I know the day is almost over butter late then never!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LordBottom69
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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Did some Christmas Cake decorating
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πŸ‘€︎ u/the1kingdom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Remember the good old days, when we used to eat cake, after someone blew all over it ?

Man....we were wild .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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A local cake factory was just robbed

They took a huge slice of the profits

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πŸ‘€︎ u/argotrevor
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
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It’s my first ever cake day!

So you know what that means.... I honestly don’t because I have never had a slice of blue cheese!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theblade126
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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My first time posting on my cake day!

What nationality is Santa Claus? North Poleish

Merry Christmas!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nbudri
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?

You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesn’t have pie days!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBudderBomb
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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My wife got me today. Me, I'm making pound cake. I'm going to half the recipe

Her... so your making half a pound cake?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jrobertson50
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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When is a cake like a golf ball?

When its sliced.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greedypaul
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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My German cake has gone missing

It was Stollen!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Cake Day puns
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πŸ‘€︎ u/AGoodPupper
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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I was on the beach and got hit by a massive wave of cake

It was a tiramisunami

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chubwhump
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides.

I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SynchronizeHS
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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I used to get heartburn whenever I ate birthday cake...

... until the doctor told me to take the candles off first!

Happy cake day to meeeeee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charlie_boo
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What's the best bit about a Covid cake?

It'll never run out as the Government is always adding new tiers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tgcow
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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It was my cake day yesterday...

To tell the truth it was pretty crummy

PS: it was, and it was PPS: looking forward to the real joke in the comments.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Caprica_City
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2020
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What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes on your cake day?

Fat, you get fat!! You thought you’d get a pi joke on my cake day?!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dee4maine
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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I almost missed my cake day!

That would have been real crumby.

Edit: thanks for the gifts! I’ve never felt so kneaded.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SufficientNarwhal
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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I said to the baker, "How come all your cakes are 50p & that one's Β£1?"

He said, "That's Madeira cake"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/the_houser
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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I was going to make a bread joke instead of a cake day joke...

On reflection though, I don’t knead to as it would be seedy, half baked, would get me rolled, wouldn’t involve me using my loaf and would leave me open to all sort of bread based buns...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hideandsheep
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2020
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A cake on a pan
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πŸ‘€︎ u/iDrinkMocha
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2020
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It's my cake day and this is all I have
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sian_AM
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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My friend asked what I was doing to celebrate my cake day.

I sat silently because I had no re-torte

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πŸ‘€︎ u/g_cagny
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Cake day

Cake day is such an emotional day. I am in tiers...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koru-racing
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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My friend quit work by having a multi-layer exploding cake...

When it exploded, everyone in the room left with tiers in their eyes!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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It's my cake day...

I don't know pie, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PM_ME_UR_BENCHYS
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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This cake was lit (made by me)
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Camping_time
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2020
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I went to the candle store to celebrate my cake day...

They were having a blowout sale.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zedhead0628
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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Losing weight is a piece of cake

See, it's a simple process... just don't pick it up!

Happy cake day to anyone who shares the same as mine!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bugtrial
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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I went to cake shop and all the cakes were Β£1 except one which was Β£3...

I asked the shopkeeper why and he said "That's Madeira cake"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jambo2016
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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It's for my cake day

Why are fish easy to weigh... Because they have their own scales

Wheres my cake?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elbrule
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his cake?

He was stuffed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teja1821
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2020
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i baked my first cake today

it was a piece of cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What do you call a cake shop with no-one it?

Dessert-ed

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheAwesomeOrc
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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When I came home today my wife had some Little Debbie Zerbra Cakes on the counter. I pick one up and say "A Zebra Cake?"

"Don't mind if I Zoo."

She just gave me a glare and went back to what she was doing.

Totally worth it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wene324
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2020
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Did you hear about the guy who fell into the industrial cake mixer?

... he's feeling much batter now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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My best friend said they had an exam that was a piece of cake

Then I got confused because I only saw questions about pi

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2020
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How do you make the candles on your cake really happy?

Just blow them out! They'll be delighted!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2020
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What's the world's fastest cake?

Scone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ggd_x
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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My special (cake) day was beautiful...

even the cake was in tiers!

had to do a (bad) dad joke for my cake day lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/purpleegg1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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