They turned out pretty crepe
Oh how waffle
A complete breakfast
It just cooks batter.
They keep falling flat.
It was assault and batter, eh?
Catch you on the flip side!
Son- Papa why was the pancake good at baseball?
Me- I don't know bud. Why?
So- it had a good Batter...
Now she's just waffling.
Crêpe’d up on me this year
It really crêped up on us this year didn't it!
Her husband is Sir Up.
Warning: this dad joke 'maple' your leg
Because he was behaving un-waffle-ly
honestly, they tasted pretty crepe.
That place gives me the crepes
They both need a good batter!
"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
Really! The one that flips.....
...but you can always just eat it when no one is looking.
I said, “If Jesus were sitting here, he would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus!"
They give me the crepes
I’m gonna batter them
"Oh no, i'm going to end up waffling!"
It was a pan, duh!
but I am getting batter.
Time flies, that really crêped up on me.
Bicarbonate of Sodor
I do, but they’re all Waffle.
...but I hear there’s a lot of turnover.
It really crêped up on me
It really crepéd up on us this year!
....really give me the crêpes.
You put the cakes under grill-a
Because Germans Luftwaffles
It tasted waffle.
I hope this joke doesn't fall flat.
I was tossing and turning all night...
It really crepe'd up on me this year
Because they taste like crepe, mate
I said maybe they crêped in there.
I'm having battery issues.
They give me the crepes.
So I said, "well, aren't you syrup-titious!"
I did it syrup-titiously.
They taste a bit crepe
A Waffle lot.
I got absolutely battered
Live in a small college apartment. I was making German pancakes when ...
Roommate: "How are german pancakes different than regular pancakes"
Me: "They have fuhrer calories..."
This will continue to be my all-time fav pun.
Totally crepe'd up on me this year
My gf unit was malfunctioning trying to make pancakes and added to much water. So I decided to fix them. Unfortunately they came out....crepe.
My wife disagreed. She said they were a little battery.
…but I couldn't find any whisks. I had just recently moved into a new house with my room mate and I wasn't sure what utensils we had between the two of us. I texted her and asked,
"Do we have any whisks here? Or is that just whiskful thinking?"
I ask him why and he responds "haunted French pancakes give me the crepes"
"What happens when you mix crunchy peanut butter and creamy peanut butter? Crummy peanut butter!"
Sir! Up, please.
(I use this one every time we have pancakes for breakfast. EVERY TIME.)
Dad said, "In the kitchen, of course."
"Don't use the max setting on the stove ventilator." "Why not?" "The pancakes get stuck in the filter."
You can tell he's proud.
Me: Do you have French Toast?
Her: Yes, it is right here on the menu. The cinnamon is my favorite!
Me: Great, because I have no idea how to get to the Original French Toast house.
Got a good laugh.
First post here, wife is due with our first this summer.
My dad showed me this picture when he said this for those asking, yes he does go on reddit. :P
I was talking with my dad about breakfasts and I mentioned this really good restaurant near us. I said, "Nothing can top their pancakes" and he replied, "except syrup, strawberries, bananas, and butter." Wow, dad.
Was cooking pancakes for the whole family the day before Christmas, usually we have 4-5 people in the house when I make pancakes and I do a double recipe but this time there were 12, so I needed to make more. As I'm bringing them out, I say "Normally I'd make Irish pancakes, you know, while I'm making them I'm Dublin the recipe, but because there's so many of you I had to make Libyan pancakes, and every ingredient here is Tripoli multiplied."
Turns out he was crepe in bed.
He just flipped
A pan... duh