Did you hear about the angry pancake?

He just flipped.

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A Pancake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SweetishAsp64
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2020
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Made pancakes yesterday and the whole house smelled like lavender

Used the wrong flower

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thatdutchguyps
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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Every morning I plan on making pancakes.

But I keep waffling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imholt11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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Why do robots like pancakes?

Because they are batter-y.

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My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.

They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-kant_even
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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I don't like thin pancakes..

They just crepe me out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentnotbroken96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Maple syrup is pretty good on pancakes imo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeltedSSD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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What does the Vatican eat their Pancakes with?

Papal Sirup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimetoDDDuel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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What did aunt Jemima say when she ran out of pancakes?

Oh how waffle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRPOOPYBH69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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What do you call a finished puzzle of bacon and pancakes?

A complete breakfast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demencia_Stan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
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My jokes about dropping pancakes never get a laugh.

They keep falling flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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I was just attacked by a Canadian man with a bowl of pancake mix!

It was assault and batter, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2020
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My mom made pancakes for dinner

they tasted like crΓͺpe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterBoom24
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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What does a panda use to make pancakes?

A pan...duh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodrica
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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It's hard to believe March 12th is already National Pancake Day!

It really crΓͺped up on us this year didn't it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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How do you make pancakes on Mars?

Using a marzipan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spalmon314
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
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What did one pancake say to the other as it headed out the door?

Catch you on the flip side!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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For father's day breakfast, my daughter promised she'd make pancakes. Then she said she wouldn't. Then she said she would. Then she said she wouldn't.

Now she's just waffling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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While making pancakes for my sone today:

Son- Papa why was the pancake good at baseball?

Me- I don't know bud. Why?

So- it had a good Batter...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeoshua82
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Why was the pancake arrested?

Because he was behaving un-waffle-ly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chasing_the_wind
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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My wife made me lactose free pancakes.

I didn't lactose

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quack005
πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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It’s safe to say Pancake Tuesday has really...

CrΓͺpe’d up on me this year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DalyDrop
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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I burnt my pancakes today

honestly, they tasted pretty crepe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnasUndertable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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A pancake gets married to royalty

Her husband is Sir Up.

Warning: this dad joke 'maple' your leg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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I don't run to get my pancakes.

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TriForceofGeek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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I'm never going to the pancake house again

That place gives me the crepes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neeltheindividual
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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How is baseball like a pancake?

They both need a good batter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/12bubbahotep
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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I don't walk to get my pancakes

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TriForceofGeek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Having children is a lot like making pancakes. The first one is always a bit weird...

...but you can always just eat it when no one is looking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes...

"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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What do you call a vampire who makes pancakes?

Count Spatula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortambulist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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As I was preparing breakfast for my sons, they both said they wanted pancakes. As the first batch was almost finished, they began to argue over who would get the first pancake…

I said, β€œIf Jesus were sitting here, he would say, β€˜Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, β€œRyan, you be Jesus!"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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Do you know about the crazy pancake?

Really! The one that flips.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firedfoxd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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A worrier’s pancake topping
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πŸ‘€︎ u/punsultant
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What do you call pancakes that got too much sun?

Tancakes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legisleducator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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I'm terrible at making pancakes

but I am getting batter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yettimurder
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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If someone makes another pancake joke

I’m gonna batter them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benharlow77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I have a fear of french pancakes

They give me the crepes

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What do you call a Parisian pancake maker who asks too many personal questions?

Crepe-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deter86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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I hate French pancakes.

They give me the crepes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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What do you call a Parisian pancake maker who asks too many personal questions? reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deter86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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"Write a 2500 word essay on why you like pancakes"

"Oh no, i'm going to end up waffling!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattB4873
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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I saw a panda making a pancake using something...

It was a pan, duh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K_G_R
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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It’s pancake day on Tuesday.

Time flies, that really crΓͺped up on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Munnit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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Did you hear about the angry pancake?

He just flipped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patsy_aloysuis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Did you hear about the angry pancake?

He just flipped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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