A Pancake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SweetishAsp64
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I tried to make pancakes for breakfast but I messed up the recipe

They turned out pretty crepe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aron-B
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What does the Vatican eat their Pancakes with?

Papal Sirup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimetoDDDuel
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Maple syrup is pretty good on pancakes imo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeltedSSD
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I don't like thin pancakes..

They just crepe me out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bentnotbroken96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15
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What did aunt Jemima say when she ran out of pancakes?

Oh how waffle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MRPOOPYBH69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21
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What do you call a finished puzzle of bacon and pancakes?

A complete breakfast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Demencia_Stan
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17
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Dad? Why do you butter the skillet when you cook pancakes?

It just cooks batter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nonsuggestivename
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12
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My jokes about dropping pancakes never get a laugh.

They keep falling flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
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I was just attacked by a Canadian man with a bowl of pancake mix!

It was assault and batter, eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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My mom made pancakes for dinner

they tasted like crΓͺpe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MisterBoom24
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How do you make pancakes on Mars?

Using a marzipan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spalmon314
πŸ“…︎ May 07
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Did you hear about the angry pancake?

He just flipped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/patsy_aloysuis
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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What did one pancake say to the other as it headed out the door?

Catch you on the flip side!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
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While making pancakes for my sone today:

Son- Papa why was the pancake good at baseball?

Me- I don't know bud. Why?

So- it had a good Batter...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yeoshua82
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12
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For father's day breakfast, my daughter promised she'd make pancakes. Then she said she wouldn't. Then she said she would. Then she said she wouldn't.

Now she's just waffling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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It’s safe to say Pancake Tuesday has really...

CrΓͺpe’d up on me this year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DalyDrop
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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What does a panda use to make pancakes?

A pan...duh

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πŸ‘€︎ u/goodrica
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2019
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It's hard to believe March 12th is already National Pancake Day!

It really crΓͺped up on us this year didn't it!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaymantheLegend
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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A pancake gets married to royalty

Her husband is Sir Up.

Warning: this dad joke 'maple' your leg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25
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Why was the pancake arrested?

Because he was behaving un-waffle-ly

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chasing_the_wind
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2019
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I burnt my pancakes today

honestly, they tasted pretty crepe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnasUndertable
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2019
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I'm never going to the pancake house again

That place gives me the crepes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neeltheindividual
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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I don't run to get my pancakes.

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TriForceofGeek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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How is baseball like a pancake?

They both need a good batter!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/12bubbahotep
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2019
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A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes...

"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bot_10
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Do you know about the crazy pancake?

Really! The one that flips.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Firedfoxd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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I don't walk to get my pancakes

IHOP

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TriForceofGeek
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2019
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Having children is a lot like making pancakes. The first one is always a bit weird...

...but you can always just eat it when no one is looking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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As I was preparing breakfast for my sons, they both said they wanted pancakes. As the first batch was almost finished, they began to argue over who would get the first pancake…

I said, β€œIf Jesus were sitting here, he would say, β€˜Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”

Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, β€œRyan, you be Jesus!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2019
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What do you call a vampire who makes pancakes?

Count Spatula.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mortambulist
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2019
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A worrier’s pancake topping
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πŸ‘€︎ u/punsultant
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2019
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What do you call pancakes that got too much sun?

Tancakes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/legisleducator
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2019
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I have a fear of french pancakes

They give me the crepes

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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If someone makes another pancake joke

I’m gonna batter them

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benharlow77
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I hate French pancakes.

They give me the crepes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2019
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"Write a 2500 word essay on why you like pancakes"

"Oh no, i'm going to end up waffling!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattB4873
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2019
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What do you call a Parisian pancake maker who asks too many personal questions?

Crepe-y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deter86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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What do you call a Parisian pancake maker who asks too many personal questions? reddit.com/r/dadjokes/com…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Deter86
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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I saw a panda making a pancake using something...

It was a pan, duh!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/K_G_R
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2019
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I'm terrible at making pancakes

but I am getting batter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yettimurder
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2018
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It’s pancake day on Tuesday.

Time flies, that really crΓͺped up on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Munnit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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What does Thomas the Tank Engine use to raise pancakes?

Bicarbonate of Sodor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Perigeesus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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At my local hotel right above the pancake machine.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Francafam
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2018
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Anybody have good jokes about pancake batter?

I do, but they’re all Waffle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VividDreamerzzzz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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I always wanted to be a chef who specialized in pancakes...

...but I hear there’s a lot of turnover.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phillydog1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2019
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What do you call a robot that’s eating pancakes?

Ihoptimus Prime

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Can't believe it's pancake day already

It really crΓͺped up on me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingprawnsct
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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I can't believe it's already national pancake day!

It really crepΓ©d up on us this year!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/T-Lawsome
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What did the Frenchman say when he messed up his pancakes?

Oh crΓͺpes!

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2019
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What do you call a secretive pancake?

Crepe-tic

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_pwomp_
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2018
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Haunted French Pancakes...

....really give me the crΓͺpes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/amisamiamiam
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2018
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What do police officers use to flip pancakes?

A dispatchula.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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What does Batman cook his pancakes on?

The Griddler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baldy74
πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2018
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How do you make pancakes in a jungle ?

You put the cakes under grill-a

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2019
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Why do germans hate french pancakes?

Because Germans Luftwaffles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/metalismetal5
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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My wife tried a new pancake recipe this morning...

It tasted waffle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukamu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2018
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Pancake day really crepe'd up on me this year.

I hope this joke doesn't fall flat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photoframes
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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International House of Pancakes
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πŸ‘€︎ u/gargolito
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2016
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I had a dream last night where I was driving with one hand and flipping pancakes with the other...

I was tossing and turning all night...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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I can't believe it's pancake day already

It really crepe'd up on me this year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeilBillAndI
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Why do South Africans not eat pancakes?

Because they taste like crepe, mate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lukev123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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So my wife wondered how the pancakes got into our shopping trolly

I said maybe they crΓͺped in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Omni314
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2016
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I'd make a joke about using insect protein in bite-sized pancakes, but it would be a little flippant
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saguine
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2017
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I've been working on a wireless pancake maker.

I'm having battery issues.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/photoast
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2017
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You know what the worst thing about French pancakes are?

They give me the crepes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vanellem
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2017
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This morning at breakfast, my daughter said she doesn't really like syrup on her pancakes, but sometimes she'll "sneak a little on there"

So I said, "well, aren't you syrup-titious!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2017
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I snuck the topping onto my son's pancakes this morning.

I did it syrup-titiously.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alficles
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2018
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I’m not sure I made these pancakes right!

They taste a bit crepe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoustacheMug
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2018
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Throwback Dad joke-How many pancakes can Jughead eat?

A Waffle lot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/werdnadrew
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2017
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My pancake mix attacked me this evening

I got absolutely battered

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πŸ‘€︎ u/idonnotknow
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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How are German pancakes different than regular ones?

Live in a small college apartment. I was making German pancakes when ...

Roommate: "How are german pancakes different than regular pancakes"

Me: "They have fuhrer calories..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oilersformula
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2015
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Haunted french pancakes give me the crepes

This will continue to be my all-time fav pun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/akayomi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2015
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Apparently its pancake day today

Totally crepe'd up on me this year

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πŸ‘€︎ u/unhingedlizard
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2017
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When pancakes go wrong.

My gf unit was malfunctioning trying to make pancakes and added to much water. So I decided to fix them. Unfortunately they came out....crepe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dracon1022
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2015
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There is a starch difference between Waffles and Pancakes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kohlio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2016
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I made delicious pancakes this morning! I say they're AAA!

My wife disagreed. She said they were a little battery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueoxide
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2017
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I was trying to make pancake batter…

…but I couldn't find any whisks. I had just recently moved into a new house with my room mate and I wasn't sure what utensils we had between the two of us. I texted her and asked,

"Do we have any whisks here? Or is that just whiskful thinking?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MCLemonyfresh
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2016
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My son told me he will never eat hallowe'en pancakes again...

I ask him why and he responds "haunted French pancakes give me the crepes"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaximusCenturai
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2016
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My dad just dropped this on me while eating pancakes...

"What happens when you mix crunchy peanut butter and creamy peanut butter? Crummy peanut butter!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thecallofrhino
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2014
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What does the Pope put on his pancakes?

Papal syrup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheChosenJuan99
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2014
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What did the pancake say to the elevator operator?

Sir! Up, please.

(I use this one every time we have pancakes for breakfast. EVERY TIME.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/w_r_e
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2015
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I told my daughter about cake day, she didn't care, she just wanted pancakes. So I guess I'll settle for a pan-cake day post. imgur.com/a/xg8ce
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SporkOfDestiny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2013
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I just asked where the pancakes are, I can't find them on the menu.

Dad said, "In the kitchen, of course."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GambitGamer
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2014
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Making pancakes in our new kitchen

"Don't use the max setting on the stove ventilator." "Why not?" "The pancakes get stuck in the filter."

You can tell he's proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Berengal
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2014
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Got the server at Original Pancake House

Me: Do you have French Toast?

Her: Yes, it is right here on the menu. The cinnamon is my favorite!

Me: Great, because I have no idea how to get to the Original French Toast house.

Got a good laugh.

First post here, wife is due with our first this summer.

Edit: format

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CookieSan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2015
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"Waiter... there's a hare in my pancakes!" [X-Post from r/aww]

My dad showed me this picture when he said this for those asking, yes he does go on reddit. :P

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πŸ‘€︎ u/svirani97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2015
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Dadjoked about pancakes.

I was talking with my dad about breakfasts and I mentioned this really good restaurant near us. I said, "Nothing can top their pancakes" and he replied, "except syrup, strawberries, bananas, and butter." Wow, dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/poler10
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2014
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Dadjokes while making pancakes

Was cooking pancakes for the whole family the day before Christmas, usually we have 4-5 people in the house when I make pancakes and I do a double recipe but this time there were 12, so I needed to make more. As I'm bringing them out, I say "Normally I'd make Irish pancakes, you know, while I'm making them I'm Dublin the recipe, but because there's so many of you I had to make Libyan pancakes, and every ingredient here is Tripoli multiplied."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vancar1000
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2013
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So the pancake couldn't keep a girlfriend...

Turns out he was crepe in bed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cctblues
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2015
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Did you hear about the angry pancake?

He just flipped

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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What does Panda use to make pancakes

A pan... duh

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2019
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Haunted french pancakes give me the crepes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/akayomi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2015
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