Did you hear about the angry pancake?
Made pancakes yesterday and the whole house smelled like lavender
Every morning I plan on making pancakes.
Why do robots like pancakes?
Because they are batter-y.
My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.
They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.
I don't like thin pancakes..
Maple syrup is pretty good on pancakes imo
What does the Vatican eat their Pancakes with?
What did aunt Jemima say when she ran out of pancakes?
What do you call a finished puzzle of bacon and pancakes?
My jokes about dropping pancakes never get a laugh.
I was just attacked by a Canadian man with a bowl of pancake mix!
It was assault and batter, eh?
My mom made pancakes for dinner
What does a panda use to make pancakes?
It's hard to believe March 12th is already National Pancake Day!
It really crêped up on us this year didn't it!
How do you make pancakes on Mars?
What did one pancake say to the other as it headed out the door?
Catch you on the flip side!
For father's day breakfast, my daughter promised she'd make pancakes. Then she said she wouldn't. Then she said she would. Then she said she wouldn't.
While making pancakes for my sone today:
Son- Papa why was the pancake good at baseball?
Me- I don't know bud. Why?
So- it had a good Batter...
Why was the pancake arrested?
Because he was behaving un-waffle-ly
My wife made me lactose free pancakes.
It’s safe to say Pancake Tuesday has really...
Crêpe’d up on me this year
I burnt my pancakes today
honestly, they tasted pretty crepe.
A pancake gets married to royalty
Her husband is Sir Up.
Warning: this dad joke 'maple' your leg
I don't run to get my pancakes.
I'm never going to the pancake house again
That place gives me the crepes
Having children is a lot like making pancakes. The first one is always a bit weird...
...but you can always just eat it when no one is looking.
A young man was in love with two women and could not decide which of them to marry. Finally he went to a marriage counselor. When asked to describe his two loves, he noted that one was a great poet and the other made delicious pancakes...
"Oh." said the counselor. "I see what the problem is. You can't decide whether to marry for batter or verse."
What do you call a vampire who makes pancakes?
As I was preparing breakfast for my sons, they both said they wanted pancakes. As the first batch was almost finished, they began to argue over who would get the first pancake…
I said, “If Jesus were sitting here, he would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus!"
Do you know about the crazy pancake?
Really! The one that flips.....
A worrier’s pancake topping
What do you call pancakes that got too much sun?
I'm terrible at making pancakes
If someone makes another pancake joke
I have a fear of french pancakes
What do you call a Parisian pancake maker who asks too many personal questions?
"Write a 2500 word essay on why you like pancakes"
"Oh no, i'm going to end up waffling!"
I saw a panda making a pancake using something...
It’s pancake day on Tuesday.
Time flies, that really crêped up on me.
Did you hear about the angry pancake?
Did you hear about the angry pancake?
How is baseball like a pancake?
They both need a good batter!
I don't walk to get my pancakes
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