What do you call a pancake that just can’t be beat?
I was going to make pancakes today
In the end, I decided the process was too whisk-y.
Just realised it’s Pancake Day....
My family isn't really into pancakes.
We're more of a Waffle House.
2 pancakes are talking
one asks another did the 4 year old treat you right? No,he flipped me off
Why was the pancake arrested?
I don't like French pancakes
Just realised it’s Pancake Day.... (different punchline)
that means everybody has Cake Day...
Did you hear about the angry pancake?
Made pancakes yesterday and the whole house smelled like lavender
Every morning I plan on making pancakes.
Why do robots like pancakes?
Because they are batter-y.
My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.
They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.
I don't like thin pancakes..
Maple syrup is pretty good on pancakes imo
What does a panda use to make pancakes?
It's hard to believe March 12th is already National Pancake Day!
It really crêped up on us this year didn't it!
I was just attacked by a Canadian man with a bowl of pancake mix!
It was assault and batter, eh?
My jokes about dropping pancakes never get a laugh.
What do you call a finished puzzle of bacon and pancakes?
My mom made pancakes for dinner
What did aunt Jemima say when she ran out of pancakes?
Why was the pancake arrested?
Because he was behaving un-waffle-ly
For father's day breakfast, my daughter promised she'd make pancakes. Then she said she wouldn't. Then she said she would. Then she said she wouldn't.
How do you make pancakes on Mars?
What did one pancake say to the other as it headed out the door?
Catch you on the flip side!
While making pancakes for my sone today:
Son- Papa why was the pancake good at baseball?
Me- I don't know bud. Why?
So- it had a good Batter...
My wife made me lactose free pancakes.
I burnt my pancakes today
honestly, they tasted pretty crepe.
It’s safe to say Pancake Tuesday has really...
Crêpe’d up on me this year
I don't run to get my pancakes.
A pancake gets married to royalty
Her husband is Sir Up.
Warning: this dad joke 'maple' your leg
I'm never going to the pancake house again
That place gives me the crepes
What do you call a vampire who makes pancakes?
Having children is a lot like making pancakes. The first one is always a bit weird...
...but you can always just eat it when no one is looking.
As I was preparing breakfast for my sons, they both said they wanted pancakes. As the first batch was almost finished, they began to argue over who would get the first pancake…
I said, “If Jesus were sitting here, he would say, ‘Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.’”
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, “Ryan, you be Jesus!"
I'm terrible at making pancakes
A worrier’s pancake topping
What do you call pancakes that got too much sun?
Do you know about the crazy pancake?
Really! The one that flips.....
Did you hear about the angry pancake?
Did you hear about the angry pancake?
How is baseball like a pancake?
They both need a good batter!
I don't walk to get my pancakes
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