I had a dream last night where I was driving with one hand and flipping pancakes with the other...

I was tossing and turning all night...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2018
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Just realised it’s Pancake Day....

That crepèd up on me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ashypants82
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What do police officers use to flip pancakes?

A dispatchula.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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flipping houses

On the radio, an ad that asks you to call and learn how to make millions flipping houses.

Me: but how would you fit the pancake turner underneath a house?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/perkinsms
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2014
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