Why are waffles so filling?

Because they’re wa-fulls not waff-empties.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/francethefifth
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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If you were to accidentally drop your waffle at the beach, it would most likely happen in...

...San Diego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThroneDiscs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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What do you call a waffle with a hole in it?

A Wiffle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_hardeeharhar_
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2020
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My friend from Paris was the best man at the wedding of a Belgian waffle heir and a Swedish pancake tycoon, but wasn’t allowed to give a speech at the reception.

They knew he’d give a French toast, and they said it wasn’t worth the pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/i-kant_even
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2020
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What do you call a person who loves both himself and waffles more than anything else in the world?

An Eggomaniac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MBonez12
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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When making authentic Belgium waffles, how much batter should you add to the waffle maker?

About a waffull.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uneeq33
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Wife: "I made our daughter a waffle this morning."

Me: "Well thanks for changing her back."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CryptoReaper5
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2020
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What do you call a waffle at the beach?

Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SuperShinobi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2020
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We drove to California and had a picnic on the beach. Had a great time, even though our waffles fell on the ground.

I'll always remember that sandy Eggo trip.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CSwork1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Frozen waffles at Sam's Club.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunaBug235
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2019
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I used to know a guy who was all about getting his waffle in the morning. That's all he'd talk about! He'd even take people's toast out of the toaster and put in his waffles.

He's such an Eggo-maniac

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2020
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I ate waffle today at breakfast, and for some reason it gave me terrible gas from the back of my throat

It was a belchin' waffle (Belgian)

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Waffle batter, cake batter, beer batter, fry batter....

Which is wurst?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/if_Engage
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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What did the Hulk say when he was told every superhero loves waffles at the breakfast buffet?

Not all heroes, where crepes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allanon101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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Where are the best beaches for eating waffles?

Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawlish
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Saw some waffles with Elsa on them in the breakfast section yesterday...

Must have been Frozen Waffles!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GDeShieldsIV
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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What do you call waffles on the beach

Sandy-egos

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πŸ‘€︎ u/skycraft-ak
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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My co-worker brags about bringing in the largest waffle to the office every morning. He won't let us forget it.

He has such a huge Eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2019
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what do you get when you throw an eggo waffle into the california desert?

San Diego

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lininkasi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2017
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Today is National Waffle Day. Not sure how I feel about that.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheCheshireCody
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2017
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What do you call a waffle mixed with building blocks?

A Leggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CannFarmre
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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If you're in SoCal dont drop your toaster waffle on the beach...

Or you'll have a sandy Eggo in San Diego

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnychr0n
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2017
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I made waffles this morning, but I have some bad news...

I forgot the W and they turned out awful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MichaelJAwesome
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2017
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My girlfriend and I had breakfast this morning. And she asked me how were my waffles.

They weren't w-awful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BambooGamer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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If they made an Eggo waffle stuffed with syrup inside, it'd be a Preggo Eggo.
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My girlfriend wanted waffles but my car battery was dead...

I said we'd have to boost it if we wanted to go out for waffles, and she responded "Well of course we have to jump the car if we want to go to IHOP!"

She's a keeper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WillSmithsBoobs
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2016
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"Hey, ThinkGeek now has a waffle maker that makes waffles in the shape of the Death Star..."

"...the only problem is that the waffles tend to come out a little on the dark side."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Burbada
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2015
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My daughter says "Oh no! There's no waffle emoji!"

I say "That's w-terrible"

She says "I know what you really wanted to say"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/overkill
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2017
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There is a starch difference between Waffles and Pancakes.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kohlio
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2016
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A cook at Waffle House drops a plate and it shatters on the floor

An old guy yells from across the room, "If your check says China, it don't mean vacation!" True story.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ennui_Go
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2016
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My daughter made me a waffle out of Play Doh

I put a bit in my mouth and she though it was super gross. I said "I love the taste of clay" and she retorts back "dad, it's not clay, it's Play Doh". I turned to my wife, who was already shaking her head and said "that's mere child's clay".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sethdare
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2016
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Told my husband I wanted Waffle House...

He opened the freezer, pulled our some Egos and said "I'm gonna have Waffle Apartment. Haha! Get it? Waffle. Apartment."

I couldn't help but laugh as our two year old gave a courtesy laugh.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClevergirlOswin
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2016
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What do you get when you drop your waffle at the beach?

A San Diego

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πŸ‘€︎ u/genghisKHANNNNN
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2020
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What do you call a waffle on a California Beach?

A Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beerdrinkerguy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What do you call a waffle laying on a beach?

Sandy eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HappyyTrees
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach?

A Sandy Eggo!

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What do you call it when you eat a waffle on a beach in California?

A sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xbrianspasmx
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2018
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach

A sandy eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheUprightBass
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2018
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Why should you not eat waffles on the beach in California?

Because you'll end up with a sandy eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SaucySpaghet
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2018
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If you drop your waffle on the beach in San Diego...

You have a sandy eggo in San Diego.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armyjackson
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2014
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What Do You Call A Waffle On A Sandy Beach?

A Sandy Eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelbaysucks96
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2018
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What do you call a waffle on a California beach?

A Sandy Eggo...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2017
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What do you call a waffle that falls on the beach?

A sandy Eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/f_gally
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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What do you call a Waffle on a California beach?

A sandy-eggo.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtz1
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2015
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What do you call a Waffle on a So Cal beach?

A Sandy Eggo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FisterRobotOh
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2017
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What do you get when you drop your frozen waffle on the beach?

San Diego

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πŸ‘€︎ u/capomatt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2014
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