He was afraid of being charged with dessert-tion.
Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.
(I married two old jokes together, I hope that’s ok)
Somewhere, Over the Rainbow, way up high, (singing voice)
An entre-manure!
Why, you have just found the Pie-rates of the Caribbean.
...what’s the beef?
I'd like to know the pie rates of the Caribbean.
...because it was boring.
My brother (a new dad) bought Thanksgiving pies from a fancy bakery.
Bro: they were a really hipster bakery. Tattoos and piercings and all.
Me: Oh, and did they give you the pies still warm?
Bro: no...
Me: well, they should've given it to you before it was cool.
I got several audible groans!
"Just the knees?", I asked. I'm a dad even when my daughter's not around, gotta keep my game up.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
Ill see myself out
He wasn’t to happy when it was a octopi
When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.
When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.
When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.
When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?
When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.
When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?
When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?
When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!
In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.
Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.
A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.
When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.
When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?
Somewhere over the rainbow.
(sing it, and you’ll get it)
I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."
The blast could be heard 3.14 miles away.
He was a pie-romancer.
Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean
"Remember the a la mode!"
What is a ghosts favorite kind of pie?
Boo-berry!
"Good-pie"
Remove the 'e'
A Peach Gobbler.
You never want to be surprised by a pie rate...arr!
So I had it placed in protective custardy
Alamo'd
Best part about this joke is that it's easy to remember.🤠
She replied, “ lol ok.”
Then I told her, “an apple pie cost $3.00 in the Bahamas...”
She asked, “ Are we going to these places?”
I said, “ No, honey. These are just the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean.”
Their menu was titled “The Pie Rates of Penn’s Aunts”.
They were Big Macs.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
3:14
A slice of coconut cream pie in Barbados is $2.50 A slice of coconut cream pie in Trinidad & Tobago is $2.75 And a slice of coconut cream pie in St. Thomas is $3.25
These are the pie rates of the carribean
Appetizers:
gestapcho soup
3 samozas
grape leaf forward
fruit cuptural revolution
Mains:
schutzschnitzel
Senache-ribs
pol pot pie
Dessert:
banana m-boat-o sese seko
il duce de leche ice cream
5 year flan
honecker gelt
Drinks:
assorted fruit juches
year zero calorie cola
mao tai
ho chi- mint julep
milkos hor-tea
Those are the pierates of the Caribbean
Somewhere over the rainbow...
Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.
I thought to myself, “The streets seem strangely desserted…”
Somewhere over the rainbow.
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
🎶 Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie 🎶
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
The Pie-rates of the Caribbean
These are the pie rates of the Caribbean
