Why wouldn't the Army cook ever serve cake, ice cream or pies?

He was afraid of being charged with dessert-tion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CIMMGW
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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I drive around and sell pies. Key Lime for $6 and Pecan pie for $8.

Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

(I married two old jokes together, I hope that’s ok)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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Where do they weigh pies?

Somewhere, Over the Rainbow, way up high, (singing voice)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingadod
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2020
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beware the pies
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hem_27
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2020
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What do you call a man who sells cow pies for a living?

An entre-manure!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MS_PaintEnhancer
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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If you discovered that cherry pies cost $2.75 in Jamaica, and that merengue pies cost $3.25 in the Bahamas, what’s the significance?

Why, you have just found the Pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sirjoseph62
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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I know that Shepherd’s Pies don’t contain Shepherds and Cottage Pies aren’t made from cottages, but with meat pies...

...what’s the beef?

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Does anyone know the price of pies in Jamaica and the Bahamas?

I'd like to know the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VeeJay999
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2020
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Snoo-py
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kuledood543
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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I bake apple pies for a living. I recently bought an apple corer, but I quit using it...

...because it was boring.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gasoline_Dion
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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If McDonald's and Apple merged we would get Big MacBooks, Apple Watch Pies, and get free Wi-Fries in store.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2019
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Competitive Pies.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not-Trump007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2018
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When grizzlies bake pies they don’t use oven mitts, they use their bear hands.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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My brother stopped at a bakery for pies

My brother (a new dad) bought Thanksgiving pies from a fancy bakery.

Bro: they were a really hipster bakery. Tattoos and piercings and all.

Me: Oh, and did they give you the pies still warm?

Bro: no...

Me: well, they should've given it to you before it was cool.

I got several audible groans!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kmdg22c
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2014
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The sign at the pub said "Well-behaved kids welcome, bad kids will be baked into pies"

"Just the knees?", I asked. I'm a dad even when my daughter's not around, gotta keep my game up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/coachlasso
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2015
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An apple pie in Jamaica is Β£1.50, a cherry pie in Barbados is Β£1.60 and a mince pie in Trinidad is Β£1.80.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

Ill see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/APunchToThePuss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I gave a octopus a pie

He wasn’t to happy when it was a octopi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AidenAvocado
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.

A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAbout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

(sing it, and you’ll get it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H3CKBOY
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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There was an explosion at the pie factory.

The blast could be heard 3.14 miles away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanixATK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Why did the wizard have a pie with a hole in it?

He was a pie-romancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karim_06
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Apple Pie is a ridiculous $5 a slice in the U.S., but only $1 in Jamaica, the Bahamas, & the Virgin Islands

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What did Davy Crockett say when the waitress brought his pie?

"Remember the a la mode!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What is a ghosts favorite kind of pie?

What is a ghosts favorite kind of pie?

Boo-berry!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Egyptian pie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SethGrimly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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What did the pie say to the muffin upon leaving?

"Good-pie"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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How do you make pie last forever?

Remove the 'e'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakeMeADonut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What do you call a Peach and Turkey Pie?

A Peach Gobbler.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Always verify the price of your pie.

You never want to be surprised by a pie rate...arr!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlassDeviant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I received a verifiable threat against my Boston cream pie

So I had it placed in protective custardy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeisureSuitLaurie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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How do people in San Antonio like their pie? /r/texas/comments/iri4xb/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/carper5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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How do people in San Antonio, Texas like their pie?

Alamo'd

Best part about this joke is that it's easy to remember.🀠

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brydaro
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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Pie rate
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiv270506
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Told my wife that an apple pie cost $2.50 in Jamaica

She replied, β€œ lol ok.”

Then I told her, β€œan apple pie cost $3.00 in the Bahamas...”

She asked, β€œ Are we going to these places?”

I said, β€œ No, honey. These are just the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datsm1015
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Pie rates of the Caribbean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicBro16
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Penn’s mom had three sisters who owned a pie shop...

Their menu was titled β€œThe Pie Rates of Penn’s Aunts”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Did you hear that McDonalds gave all their employees large laptops for Christmas?

They were Big Macs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnthMaster7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2020
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A chicken pie in Jamaica costs Β£2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs Β£2.14. A chicken pie in St Kitts costs Β£2.09.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eruwotm8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Everyone loves pie. But when's the best time for pie?

3:14

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Pie rates
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirt_T
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Pie Chart.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minewrecker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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Pie

A slice of coconut cream pie in Barbados is $2.50 A slice of coconut cream pie in Trinidad & Tobago is $2.75 And a slice of coconut cream pie in St. Thomas is $3.25

These are the pie rates of the carribean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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Menu for a dictator themed restaurant

Appetizers:

gestapcho soup

3 samozas

grape leaf forward

fruit cuptural revolution

Mains:

schutzschnitzel

Senache-ribs

pol pot pie

Dessert:

banana m-boat-o sese seko

il duce de leche ice cream

5 year flan

honecker gelt

Drinks:

assorted fruit juches

year zero calorie cola

mao tai

ho chi- mint julep

milkos hor-tea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lovesanimals64
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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Pies are $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas

Those are the pierates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Starcream28266
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2019
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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahmaybe2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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In Jamaica apple pie costs $2 a slice while in the Bahamas a slice of cherry pie costs $3.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought to myself, β€œThe streets seem strangely desserted…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Retgits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gil-Gandel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. It is $2.50 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsa_sharptooth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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Where would you go to weigh a pie?

🎢 Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie 🎢

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngeloDeth94
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spu356
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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A slice of pie in the Bahamas is $2.00, a slice of pie in Jamaica is $2.50...

The Pie-rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
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