If you want to weigh a whale you take it to a whale weigh station. So where do you go if you want to weigh a pie?

Somewheeere over the rainbow...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecorearts
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30
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They arrested the arsonist in a pie truck

He was a pie-romanser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Few_Eye6528
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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Pie rates
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liveyourlife365
πŸ“…︎ May 06
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The pie rates
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πŸ‘€︎ u/metroracerUK
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24
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What did one chef say to the other chef while making chicken pot pie?

β€œI think we’re running out of thyme for this pie”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/406livin
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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In Jamaica, a slice of apple pie costs about $3.50. In the Bahamas, it costs about $4.00.

Those are the pie rates of the caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbnormalElephant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16
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I was lucky enough to witness the first narcoleptic contestants ever to compete at the World Pie Eating Championship.

They were pioneers.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gnome-mad
πŸ“…︎ May 05
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In Jamaica, a slice of pie costs $1.50. In Cuba, they're just $1 each

These are the Pie-rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Moose_Winchester
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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Today is PI day, which always makes me hungry for pie

Now a slice of pie in the United States will set you back $5

But in the Bahamas and Aruba you can buy that same slice of pie for just $1

Yep. Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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I haven't any pie on pi day, so here's a pun instead
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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What do you call a tiny pie in a cockpit?

A pie-let.

My 10yo son hit me with this one this morning (because it's pi-day). I'm so proud.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joeythesaint
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14
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In the Bahamas a piece of pie costs $2.75, in Jamaica a pice of pie costs $3.25.

Those are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Outcazt
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09
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Found this pie cutter at Goodwill
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bossthree02
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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Where would you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bardbelle
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03
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I made myself a small open pie filled with sliced apples and sugar, but I misplaced it shortly after. Suddenly I was no longer hungry

I'd completely lost my appletart

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07
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Where's the best place to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow. It even says in the song, "Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie"...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Martlead
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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What is a stoners favorite type of pie

Pot pie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blaytboi0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04
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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.

A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAbout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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What's the difference between pie and cake?

Ο€r^2, but cake are round.

Waited about 4 months to post this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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I gave a octopus a pie

He wasn’t to happy when it was a octopi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AidenAvocado
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

(sing it, and you’ll get it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H3CKBOY
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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There was an explosion at the pie factory.

The blast could be heard 3.14 miles away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanixATK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Why do we eat pie on Thanksgiving?

Because the pilgrims were pious.

... too bad they weren't Turkish

-- credit: my incredibly dad-like friend --

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathto2020
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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Egyptian pie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SethGrimly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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Why did the wizard have a pie with a hole in it?

He was a pie-romancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karim_06
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Apple Pie is a ridiculous $5 a slice in the U.S., but only $1 in Jamaica, the Bahamas, & the Virgin Islands

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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How do you make pie last forever?

Remove the 'e'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakeMeADonut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What did Davy Crockett say when the waitress brought his pie?

"Remember the a la mode!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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Pie Chart.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minewrecker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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What is a ghosts favorite kind of pie?

What is a ghosts favorite kind of pie?

Boo-berry!

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Pie rates of the Caribbean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicBro16
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3 in the Bahamas

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02
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The price for a slice of pie in Costa Rica is $2.50 and $3.00 in the Bahamas. Do you know what those are?

The pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NikonDelight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas...

These are the Pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/portleycrue12
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22
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Pecan pie costs 3$ in Jamaica, but it costs $4 in Cuba

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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A slice of pie is $2.50 in Jamaica, and $3.00 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rubNTugInc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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What’s the difference between cake and pie?

Ο€r2, cake are round

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrispeacock123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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A slice of key line pie in Jamaica is 2.75, while a slice in the Bahamas is 3.50.

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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Where is a good place to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahmaybe2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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What’s the difference between cake and pie?

Ο€ rΒ², cakes are round

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RunningThing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought to myself, β€œThe streets seem strangely desserted…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Retgits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. It is $2.50 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsa_sharptooth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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In Jamaica apple pie costs $2 a slice while in the Bahamas a slice of cherry pie costs $3.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spu356
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gil-Gandel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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Where would you go to weigh a pie?

🎢 Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie 🎢

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngeloDeth94
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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