What’s the difference between cake and pie?

Ο€r2, cake are round

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrispeacock123
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Where is a good place to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/siphodeus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What's the difference between pie and cake?

Ο€r^2, but cake are round.

Waited about 4 months to post this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChewyNutCluster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11
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An apple pie in Jamaica is Β£1.50, a cherry pie in Barbados is Β£1.60 and a mince pie in Trinidad is Β£1.80.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

Ill see myself out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/APunchToThePuss
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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Why do we eat pie on Thanksgiving?

Because the pilgrims were pious.

... too bad they weren't Turkish

-- credit: my incredibly dad-like friend --

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deathto2020
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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I gave a octopus a pie

He wasn’t to happy when it was a octopi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AidenAvocado
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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When the moon hits your eye, Like a big pizza pie, That's amore.

When an eel bites your hand, And that's not what you planned, That's a moray.

When our habits are strange, And our customs deranged, That's our mores.

When your horse munches straw, And the bales total four, That's some more hay.

When Othello's poor wife Becomes stabbed with a knife, That's a Moor, eh?

When a Japanese knight Uses his sword in a fight, That's Samurai.

When your sheep go to graze In a damp marshy place, That's a moor, eh?

When your boat comes home fine And you tie up her line, That's a moor, eh?

When you ace your last tests Like you did all the rest, That's some more "A"s!

In New Zealand you see An aborigine, That's a Maori.

Alley Oop's homeland has A space gun with pizzazz, That's a Moo Ray.

A comedian ham, With the name Amsterdam, That's a Morey.

When your chocolate graham, Is so full and so crammed, That s'more, eh.

When you've had quite enough, Of this dumb rhyming stuff, That's "No more!", eh?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ComeAbout
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2020
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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

(sing it, and you’ll get it)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/H3CKBOY
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Walking down the road last night, I passed an apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought "the streets are strangely desserted tonight."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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There was an explosion at the pie factory.

The blast could be heard 3.14 miles away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PanixATK
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Why did the wizard have a pie with a hole in it?

He was a pie-romancer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Karim_06
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2020
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Apple Pie is a ridiculous $5 a slice in the U.S., but only $1 in Jamaica, the Bahamas, & the Virgin Islands

Those are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What did Davy Crockett say when the waitress brought his pie?

"Remember the a la mode!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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In Jamaica apple pie costs $2 a slice while in the Bahamas a slice of cherry pie costs $3.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GotMyOrangeCrush
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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Walking home last night, I passed a slice of apple pie, an ice cream sundae, and a lemon cheesecake.

I thought to myself, β€œThe streets seem strangely desserted…”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Retgits
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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What is a ghosts favorite kind of pie?

What is a ghosts favorite kind of pie?

Boo-berry!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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Egyptian pie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/SethGrimly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2020
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A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. It is $2.50 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsa_sharptooth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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How do you make pie last forever?

Remove the 'e'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MakeMeADonut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2020
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What did the pie say to the muffin upon leaving?

"Good-pie"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2020
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What do you call a Peach and Turkey Pie?

A Peach Gobbler.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2020
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Always verify the price of your pie.

You never want to be surprised by a pie rate...arr!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GlassDeviant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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I received a verifiable threat against my Boston cream pie

So I had it placed in protective custardy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeisureSuitLaurie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2020
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Where would you go to weigh a pie?

🎢 Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie 🎢

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AngeloDeth94
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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How do people in San Antonio like their pie? /r/texas/comments/iri4xb/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/carper5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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How do people in San Antonio, Texas like their pie?

Alamo'd

Best part about this joke is that it's easy to remember.🀠

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brydaro
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shiv270506
πŸ“…︎ Jul 24 2020
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Told my wife that an apple pie cost $2.50 in Jamaica

She replied, β€œ lol ok.”

Then I told her, β€œan apple pie cost $3.00 in the Bahamas...”

She asked, β€œ Are we going to these places?”

I said, β€œ No, honey. These are just the Pie-Rates of the Caribbean.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datsm1015
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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Pie rates of the Caribbean
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicBro16
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2020
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Penn’s mom had three sisters who owned a pie shop...

Their menu was titled β€œThe Pie Rates of Penn’s Aunts”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2020
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A chicken pie in Jamaica costs Β£2.00. A chicken pie in Trinidad costs Β£2.14. A chicken pie in St Kitts costs Β£2.09.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eruwotm8
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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Everyone loves pie. But when's the best time for pie?

3:14

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Aug 20 2020
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Pie Chart.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Minewrecker
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dirt_T
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2020
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Pie

A slice of coconut cream pie in Barbados is $2.50 A slice of coconut cream pie in Trinidad & Tobago is $2.75 And a slice of coconut cream pie in St. Thomas is $3.25

These are the pie rates of the carribean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kriskidd21
πŸ“…︎ Aug 03 2020
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What happens to a baker if they steal another's cream pie recipe?

They get taken into custard-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dabiker68
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2020
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In Cuba, blueberry pie costs $5. In the Bahamas, apple pie costs $6. In Haiti, peach pie costs $4.

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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I drive around and sell pies. Key Lime for $6 and Pecan pie for $8.

Those are the pie rates of the car I be in.

(I married two old jokes together, I hope that’s ok)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05 2020
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I messed up while making a pie

Don’t worry, it was never supposed to be a piece of cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficialPickle734
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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What is RZA’s favorite type of pie?

WUbarb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaxHeadroom
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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My sister and I were making a pie for the 4th of July

After making it, we opened the fridge to cool it. After being unable to find space for it, I suggested we move the steaks that my mom is saving for dinner. As we put them on a higher shelf, I looked at her and said β€œThe steaks have been raised”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Miki-Corkrei
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Where do you weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yeahmaybe2
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow, weigh a pie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2020
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Where do you go to weigh a pie?

Somewhere over the rainbow.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gil-Gandel
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spu356
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2020
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A slice of pie in the Bahamas is $2.00, a slice of pie in Jamaica is $2.50...

The Pie-rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/themeatspin
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2020
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A slice of apple pie is $2.50 in Jamaica and $3.00 in the Bahamas.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sardonicuis
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
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A slice of apple pie in Jamaica is $2.00. In the Bahamas it costs $2.50.

These are the pie rates of the Caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/betchhxx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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