My 6 year old just told me this joke... What's stronger than a fortune cookie?

A hammer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jeenyus47
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2020
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Why did the cookie cry?

His parents were a wafer so long

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snoopseanie
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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Why was the cookie missing his friend?

Because he’d been a wafer too long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darth_626
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2021
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What's a miners favorite cookie?

An ore-o!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/majestic_walrus1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2021
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I just invested in a Chinese cookie factory.

I’m going to make a fortune!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/morsodo99
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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What's cookie Monster's favorite horse?

C biscuit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drakens6
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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My son thinks I'm so cool for being able to talk like Cookie Monster and Elmo.

I guess you could say I have Sesame Street cred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salawm
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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@my office: 4 yr boy says β€œwhy did the Christmas cookie go to the dentist?”

Because he had Ginger-vitis!

That father had the biggest smile on his face.. happy holidays everybody!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tizom
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2020
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How do you break down the gates to the Cookie Castle?

With a batter-ing ram to do it all at once, or you can chocolate chip away at it for a long time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hornwalker
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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My daughter opening her fortune cookie:

β€œHey, there’s no fortune in here” Me: β€œthat’s unfortunate”

My fortune cookie: β€œyour sense of humor will get you through difficult times”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartan-Swill
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Why did the cookie go to the doctors?

Because he was feeling crumb-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paradeqia
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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My grandson got a cookie from a Chinese restaurant with no piece of paper in it

I told him it was very unfortunate

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRealBobbyC
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
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What do you call a drawing of a laughing cookie?

A snicker-doodle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Legoless0234
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2020
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My girlfriend has decided to repurpose our novelty cookie jar. Say hello to our Tea-Rex.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vowelHeavy
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2019
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Why was the cookie so sad?

Because his dad was a wafer so long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Sep 17 2020
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A wise monster once said, "C is for Cookie."

That's good enough for me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPossible
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2020
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Why was the man sad that he lost his cookie from the Chinese Restaurant?

His carelessness cost him a fortune.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dr_Wheuss
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2020
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My fortune cookie did good
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magnitite
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2019
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What is the cookie's favorite dance at the wedding?

The Macaroon-a!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sir_Pluses
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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2020 came out looking like a warm chocolate chip cookie...

then BAM oatmeal raisin!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Savannah_P_Frost
πŸ“…︎ Jul 05 2020
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You know, that famous cookie company..., they just released an App

Insta-Graham

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirGreybush
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2020
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This punny fortune from a fortune cookie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonkeysLikeApples
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2018
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This punny fortune from a fortune cookie.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonkeysLikeApples
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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A Friend and I Decided to open a Chinese Cookie Business

We're going to make fortunes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pidyon
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2020
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Why did cookie monster not get cookie when he went blind?

Because see is for cookie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pacson_So_Funny
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2020
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I received a fortune cookie with no fortune inside.

Without hesitation my wife said, "that's unfortunate"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PieNapps
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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My male friend with two red headed parents got turned into a cookie today

Not much has changed though, he’s still a ginger-bred man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A-T-P
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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What’s the perfect cookie to eat with Oreos?

Andeos.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotSoSasquatchy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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What do you get when you cross a cookie and a hammer?

Cookie crumbs!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2019
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"There are no cookie-cutter solutions" is good business advice.

Unless you run a bakery.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What do you call a cookie without legs?

A cookie

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2020
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This is one from one of my preschoolers: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he was feeling crumby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rage-o-rama
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2019
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Had to return this cookie it had a hare in it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bjhoneycut2478
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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What's the difference between a small cookie and a small bookie?

One is tasty, the other's a little bettor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wizard7926
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2020
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4 year old just told me this one: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?

Because he felt crummy.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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This punny fortune from a fortune cookie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MonkeysLikeApples
πŸ“…︎ Jan 01 2018
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Cookie not found
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CR33P3RMAN_64
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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My daughter and I had Chinese food for lunch. She was disappointed when her cookie was empty inside.

I told her β€œthat’s unfortunate”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jocnkal
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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Sea is for cookie...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/connorlikespie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Breaking news; Count Chocula, the Stay-Puft marshamallow man and Teddy Graham, the Teddy Graham's cookie mascot, all died in a house fire today.

S'more to come at 21.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I went to Star Wars land last week and tried a wookiee cookie. It was pretty good...

... a little chewie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brorod
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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Why did the cookie cry?

Because his father was a wafer so long!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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Why did the baby cookie cry?

Because his mom had been a wafer so long.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagicGuy66
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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Why did the cookie cry?

Because his mother was a wafer so long

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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I didn't have a fortune in my cookie today....

How unfortunate.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ddrake01
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2019
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Why did the cookie cry?

It was feeling crumby.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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