It was bread in captivity
He is amazed and wants to buy the duck. The man refuses at first but eventually agreed. As the man walks out of the bar the now owner of the duck shouts. Excuse me how do i stop the duck tap dancing. Simple says the man lift up the tin and blow out the candle......
They're good dunkers, but every now and then they fall apart
but had to take them back as the seal was broken...
Just a single bis is fine. Don’t need a whole kit.
He wasn't very grateful.
My 8yo daughter and I were adding ingredients to the biscuit pizzas before putting in them in the oven. I told her to...
Me: put black olives on em.
Her: on Olive them?
I was was so proud 🤣
It's a sweet role!
The bandit hit the penguin over the head with a club, tied him to a wagon wheel with a blue ribbon, and made his breakaway in a taxi, escaping along the rocky road to mars, the milky way, and the Galaxy.
Because they had a boatload of May-flour.
He's calling his new line DJSteve's
Obviously, they are bread.
What can I say? I knead the dough.
So he could have a few Twix up his sleeve
It's a rocky road.
We both make crummy jokes!
I asked my mum what he was doing and she replied "Ignore him, he's fucking crackers"
And the other says "I can't tell you, you'll steal my clothes"
Please tell me if you get this. Cus I don't.
It just rolls off the tongue.
My dad tells her that there's none left.
Mam: "Are you lying?"
Dad: "No, I'm sitting down."
Went to the gardening store today as I needed some stuff for the garden (duhh), anyways when I get to the counter there's a small basket with some fancy ass dog biscuits. I grab a small crumbly bit and chew on it, and then tell the cute girl behind the counter.
"You know what? These things don't taste like dog at all"
She looked aghast at me, and started laughing like crazy, and got some weird looks from her manager.
I should have got her number...