half-baked pastry puns
Coming up with pastry puns is easy as pie. Seriously, it's a cakewalk. Carrots and nuts can loaf around but figs are barred. I'm on a roll here, but I gotta stop, turnover a new leaf. One cannoli hope. Scone be pretty hard, dough.
My wife yelled at me after I ate all of our English pastries
Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed
I've heard the german army only liked one type of pastry.
Why was the pastry chef nervous about making 100 cakes in a day?
It was a high whisk situation
What do you call a pastry that announces its own position on a subject?
Which ninja turtle likes pastries?
What pastry wanted to rule the world?
When making pastries, you wouldn't want to overdough the kneading
I don't get what's the big deal in making a pastry?
I once had crush on a pastry chef
Turns out she didn’t have any fillings for me
[At an Indian restaurant] Dad: “These triangular pastries with spicy filling are excellent!”
Dad: No thanks. I’m already full.
An evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. It’s like they say:
Not all heroes snare crepes.
What do you call a fish that only eats pastry?
What breakfast pastry willfully causes more pain and suffering than a donut?
What do you say to the waiter who takes forever to bring your fancy pastry?
What do you call a slice of cheese flavored pastry?
What's the fastest pastry?
What did the loan shark tell the pastry chef as he was choking?
What did the German pieces of cookie dough say to the pastry chef?
I don't think a vegetarian pastry chef would survive,
they couldn't go more than a day or so without bacon.
My pastry making business failed terribly.
We never managed to have a good turnover.
How do you call a pastry chef who came up with a new recipe for a cake?
I asked my Italian friend if I could have a few of his Star Wars themed pastries
but he said I can have only one cannoli
How does a pastry chef tell a dog to leave the kitchen?
You wouldn't think you'd want a pastry frosting made out of magical trees..
But it's actually enticing!
They're passing a law that bans all pastry chefs from voting
Apparently bakers can't be choosers.
Did you know that dogs are pastry enthusiasts?
They really love a good choux
You could say I eat my pastries in...
What kind of pastries can you buy from a Tryan-thesaurus-rex?
If you have a pastry snack at 10 PM...
...does that mean you are having unelevened bread?
The pastry that comes with a thesaurus
What do the police do with a criminal pastry chef?
What do call a small French pastry with a firecracker in it?
Did you hear about the man who robbed the pastry kitchen?
I heard he was a real whisk-taker
What did the English teacher with a lisp say their favourite pastry was?
I'm being haunted by the ghost of a French pastry chef.
He's really giving me the crepes
Who is the pastry chef's favorite actress?
Did you know there's a pastry that can't be made or sold at night?
Why did the man love pastries?
Because eating them was a piece of cake!
I got a pastry for Denmark
My friend told me his GF got a job as a pastry chef.
I said it sounded like a sweet gig.
At the coffee shop they sell day old pastries at a discount
My dad asked if he could get an additional discount since they are now year old pastries.
Local pastry chef brings nightly donations to food shelter
Not all heroes wear crepes
I thought I saw Santa Claus when I pulled my Scandinavian pastry out of the oven;
turns out it was just a crisp kringle.
Why does the pastry smell of weed?
I heard the pastries in Italy were good
What do you call a pastry made from a potato?
if you some how turned some pastry into a plant ...
would it then be a filodendron?
Never hurt a pastry by saying no.
They too have fillings inside.
What you you call a day old pastry?
If someone were to use a fake toaster pastry in a TV show or movie...
They'd call it a PROP TART!
I jokingly threw my pastry at my wife...
She was absolutely furious. I've never seen a person get this angry before. I guess it holds true to the old saying:
Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed.
My kids were arguing about which pastry was the best pastry
Why was the pastry so obsessed with making money?
He was was a dough-nut ;)
pastries we mean to sample at work sometimes get left out in the open.
i always remember when they were little pastseeds.
At the pastry with my dad...
D (with a big grin) : What do you call a baker who accidentally cut off his ear?
D: Vincent Van Dough
Probably a common joke but I found it hilarious.
My dad on pastries
What are we having for desert?
What do you call the last pastry in an Italian bakery in space?