half-baked pastry puns
Coming up with pastry puns is easy as pie. Seriously, it's a cakewalk. Carrots and nuts can loaf around but figs are barred. I'm on a roll here, but I gotta stop, turnover a new leaf. One cannoli hope. Scone be pretty hard, dough.
What kind of pastries do quarterbacks hate?
What do you call a pastry that uses a thesaurus?
I brought over the wrong pastries to my relatives' house for Christmas brunch
Now I'm stuck with a bunch of cross-aunts
What do you call it when you have to quickly eat a beef dish wrapped in pastry crust?
What do you call a superpower that lets you locate french pastries with your mind?
Did you hear about the overworked pastry chef?
He suffered a mental bake-down
That French pastry chef makes me so uncomfortable.
To be honest, he gives me the crepes.
I was stalked by a pastry chef once.
I've been told I can eat more pastries than anyone else.
Well, if the choux fits...
What pastry tried to take over the world?
I remember dressing up as a breakfast pastry for one of my high school plays.
My wife yelled at me after I ate all of our English pastries
Hell hath no fury like a woman sconed
Why was the pastry chef nervous about making 100 cakes in a day?
It was a high whisk situation
I've heard the german army only liked one type of pastry.
What do you call a pastry that announces its own position on a subject?
Which ninja turtle likes pastries?
When making pastries, you wouldn't want to overdough the kneading
What pastry wanted to rule the world?
I once had crush on a pastry chef
Turns out she didn’t have any fillings for me
I don't get what's the big deal in making a pastry?
What two areas of school sound like a delicious pastry when put together?
[At an Indian restaurant] Dad: “These triangular pastries with spicy filling are excellent!”
Dad: No thanks. I’m already full.
What do you call a fish that only eats pastry?
An evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. It’s like they say:
Not all heroes snare crepes.
What breakfast pastry willfully causes more pain and suffering than a donut?
What do you say to the waiter who takes forever to bring your fancy pastry?
What did the loan shark tell the pastry chef as he was choking?
What do you call a slice of cheese flavored pastry?
I don't think a vegetarian pastry chef would survive,
they couldn't go more than a day or so without bacon.
I asked my Italian friend if I could have a few of his Star Wars themed pastries
but he said I can have only one cannoli
What's the fastest pastry?
What did the German pieces of cookie dough say to the pastry chef?
My pastry making business failed terribly.
We never managed to have a good turnover.
You could say I eat my pastries in...
How does a pastry chef tell a dog to leave the kitchen?
The pastry that comes with a thesaurus
How do you call a pastry chef who came up with a new recipe for a cake?
What kind of pastries can you buy from a Tryan-thesaurus-rex?
You wouldn't think you'd want a pastry frosting made out of magical trees..
But it's actually enticing!
They're passing a law that bans all pastry chefs from voting
Apparently bakers can't be choosers.