19 Hilarious Pastry Chef Puns - Punstoppable 🛑

I was stalked by a pastry chef once.

He was a real crepe.

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👤︎ u/UltimatePickpocket

📅︎ Sep 27 2020

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Did you hear about the overworked pastry chef?

He suffered a mental bake-down

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👤︎ u/berninicaco3

📅︎ Dec 04 2020

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That French pastry chef makes me so uncomfortable.

To be honest, he gives me the crepes.

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👤︎ u/mcslims

📅︎ Dec 04 2020

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Why was the pastry chef nervous about making 100 cakes in a day?

It was a high whisk situation

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👤︎ u/weathermancam12

📅︎ Apr 17 2020

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I once had crush on a pastry chef

Turns out she didn’t have any fillings for me

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👤︎ u/runs_with_airplanes

📅︎ Oct 24 2019

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‪An evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. It’s like they say:

Not all heroes snare crepes.

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👤︎ u/atruthtellingliar

📅︎ Dec 31 2019

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What did the loan shark tell the pastry chef as he was choking?

Cough up the dough

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👤︎ u/afterburners_engaged

📅︎ Feb 12 2019

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I don't think a vegetarian pastry chef would survive,

they couldn't go more than a day or so without bacon.

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👤︎ u/Shitty_Orangutan

📅︎ Jun 29 2018

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How does a pastry chef tell a dog to leave the kitchen?

CHOUX!

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👤︎ u/Prestigious_Anybody

📅︎ Jun 07 2018

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What did the German pieces of cookie dough say to the pastry chef?

Viscous

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👤︎ u/BinaryPeach

📅︎ Jun 26 2019

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How do you call a pastry chef who came up with a new recipe for a cake?

A pieoneer.

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👤︎ u/blaaaablaaaa

📅︎ Mar 22 2019

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What do the police do with a criminal pastry chef?

Bake them into custardy

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👤︎ u/oreofizzle

📅︎ Apr 23 2018

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They're passing a law that bans all pastry chefs from voting

Apparently bakers can't be choosers.

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👤︎ u/weggo

📅︎ Feb 05 2019

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I'm being haunted by the ghost of a French pastry chef.

He's really giving me the crepes

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👤︎ u/dandehmand

📅︎ Dec 19 2017

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My friend told me his GF got a job as a pastry chef.

I said it sounded like a sweet gig.

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👤︎ u/clit_or_us

📅︎ Sep 09 2017

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Who is the pastry chef's favorite actress?

Jennifer Cannoli

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👤︎ u/zeeeman

📅︎ Oct 23 2018

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Local pastry chef brings nightly donations to food shelter

Not all heroes wear crepes

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👤︎ u/omnomnosaurus

📅︎ Feb 28 2018

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The one about the bakery

When the local bakery was asked to make a sidewalk from pastry, their head chef thought "this is gonna be a cake walk"

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👤︎ u/themanthatsmiled

📅︎ Sep 07 2018

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chef joke

Why don't pastry chefs buy taylor made cigarettes? Because they profiterole their own

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👤︎ u/chinfuk

📅︎ May 30 2016

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