I was stalked by a pastry chef once.

He was a real crepe.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/UltimatePickpocket
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 27 2020
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Did you hear about the overworked pastry chef?

He suffered a mental bake-down

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/berninicaco3
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 04 2020
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That French pastry chef makes me so uncomfortable.

To be honest, he gives me the crepes.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/mcslims
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 04 2020
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Why was the pastry chef nervous about making 100 cakes in a day?

It was a high whisk situation

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/weathermancam12
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I once had crush on a pastry chef

Turns out she didnโ€™t have any fillings for me

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/runs_with_airplanes
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 24 2019
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โ€ชAn evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. Itโ€™s like they say:

Not all heroes snare crepes.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/atruthtellingliar
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 31 2019
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What did the loan shark tell the pastry chef as he was choking?

Cough up the dough

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/afterburners_engaged
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 12 2019
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I don't think a vegetarian pastry chef would survive,

they couldn't go more than a day or so without bacon.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Shitty_Orangutan
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 29 2018
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How does a pastry chef tell a dog to leave the kitchen?

CHOUX!

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/Prestigious_Anybody
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 07 2018
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What did the German pieces of cookie dough say to the pastry chef?

Viscous

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/BinaryPeach
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Jun 26 2019
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How do you call a pastry chef who came up with a new recipe for a cake?

A pieoneer.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/blaaaablaaaa
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Mar 22 2019
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What do the police do with a criminal pastry chef?

Bake them into custardy

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/oreofizzle
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Apr 23 2018
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They're passing a law that bans all pastry chefs from voting

Apparently bakers can't be choosers.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/weggo
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 05 2019
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I'm being haunted by the ghost of a French pastry chef.

He's really giving me the crepes

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/dandehmand
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Dec 19 2017
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My friend told me his GF got a job as a pastry chef.

I said it sounded like a sweet gig.

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/clit_or_us
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 09 2017
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Who is the pastry chef's favorite actress?

Jennifer Cannoli

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/zeeeman
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Oct 23 2018
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Local pastry chef brings nightly donations to food shelter

Not all heroes wear crepes

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/omnomnosaurus
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Feb 28 2018
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The one about the bakery

When the local bakery was asked to make a sidewalk from pastry, their head chef thought "this is gonna be a cake walk"

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/themanthatsmiled
๐Ÿ“…๏ธŽ Sep 07 2018
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chef joke

Why don't pastry chefs buy taylor made cigarettes? Because they profiterole their own

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๐Ÿ‘ค๏ธŽ u/chinfuk
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