He pasta way.
I thought that's nice, equal opportunities employer.
Heard he has supper powers
A tender tender tender.
Because fish have their own scales..
He pasta away
We cannoli do so much to help
His legacy will become a pizza history
Here today, gone tomato
Sending olive our prayers to the family
His wife, cheese still not over it
No more penne tration for her
Because he spilled the beans
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeast🙏🏻❤️
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“I think we’re running out of thyme for this pie”
Dad: Honey, that’s a little rude. Just have your own.
A Cumin Cigar
A re-straining order.
Coz he had gnocchi
He said of it, "I usually always cook it properly. That's rare."
He had Gnocchi
Because he had gnocchi.
A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef. He invites 3 renowned chefs from all over the kingdom to serve him and the favorite will become the new royal chef!
The first chef serves the king an enormous rack of ribs. "Very impressive," said the king.
The second chef serves a huge steak, cooked to perfection. "So satisfying," said the king.
The third chef gives the king a plate with small rocks on a bed of shredded cabbage. "What the hell is this," the king asks.
The third chef says, "These rocks fell from the sky into my back yard. Indeed, ribs and steak are very meaty, but asteroids are meteor!"
He failed the main course.
"Yes, he burned his Japaknees,"
A Sous-shi chef
When I am gone, I will be mist!
How else will you learn fission.
He became a bouillon-naire
It’s quite stirring
It's cutting-edge technology.
To protest the Unagi Ration.
He said it was a handburger.
The inside looks great! They have a penne ceiling.
He was caught beating an egg.
When he beats the eggs 🥚 and whips the cream.
Last night he just pasta way
The steaks are too high
He was a real crepe.
A slow cooker.
...Australians usually boo meringue
He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. He sadly ran out of thyme.