Pasta la vista good chef
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Did you hear the sad story about the Italian chef?

He pasta way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazybitchh4
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I saw a sign in the pub "The Chef's Special"

I thought that's nice, equal opportunities employer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ExtraSure
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Ya'll heard about the Hero Chef?

Heard he has supper powers

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πŸ‘€︎ u/geckheck
πŸ“…︎ May 31
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What do you call a chef who lovingly prepares and cooks chicken strips?

A tender tender tender.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BehemothSuit
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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Why don't chefs have to weigh the fish they serve?

Because fish have their own scales..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rarera214
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07
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The Chef at our local Italian Restaurant has died...

He pasta away

We cannoli do so much to help

His legacy will become a pizza history

Here today, gone tomato

Sending olive our prayers to the family

His wife, cheese still not over it

No more penne tration for her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iNeedHealing24_7
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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Why did the snitch chef get fired?

Because he spilled the beans

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Did you hear about the italian chef that died?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. Theres nutelling what can happen next... His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I can only espress-so much grief, but lettuce romaine calm. How sad that he ran out of thyme. Ashes to ashes, crust to crust. There's just not mushroom left for italian chefs in this world... Sending olive my prayers to his family. His wife is really upset, cheese still not over it... You never sausage a tragic thing. Its such a shame good people die fusilli reasons. It was a farfalle from grace... My condolences for Roberto, who died in the spaghetto. May he rest in yeastπŸ™πŸ»β€οΈ

Wow! Im so glad so many people laughed at this joke, I got so much happy feedback from everyone lol thank u sm for all the rewards and upvotes, my week couldnt get better!😁

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iLoveRaviolis
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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What did one chef say to the other chef while making chicken pot pie?

β€œI think we’re running out of thyme for this pie”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/406livin
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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My mom, ordering at a restaurant: I’ll have the chef’s salad, please.

Dad: Honey, that’s a little rude. Just have your own.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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What is a chef’s favorite 80s movie?

Whisk-y Business!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sputrock
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18
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Whats a Chef's favourite nicotine product?

A Cumin Cigar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MarkReeses
πŸ“…︎ May 15
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What do you give an abusive pasta chef who always serves wet noodles?

A re-straining order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ May 01
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Why couldn't the chef go into the kitchen?

Coz he had gnocchi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Esmeralda_i
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26
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A chef accidentally undercooked his steak.

He said of it, "I usually always cook it properly. That's rare."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DENelson83
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23
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What company does an anti vax chef work for?

Pillsbury

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TerryJenkins19
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19
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Why did the Italian chef get locked out of his restaurant?

He had Gnocchi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigdaddypoppin
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20
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Why couldn’t the chef get into the kitchen?

Because he had gnocchi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saaberr
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A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef

A meat-loving king has a contest to find the next royal chef. He invites 3 renowned chefs from all over the kingdom to serve him and the favorite will become the new royal chef!

The first chef serves the king an enormous rack of ribs. "Very impressive," said the king.

The second chef serves a huge steak, cooked to perfection. "So satisfying," said the king.

The third chef gives the king a plate with small rocks on a bed of shredded cabbage. "What the hell is this," the king asks.

The third chef says, "These rocks fell from the sky into my back yard. Indeed, ribs and steak are very meaty, but asteroids are meteor!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ppardee
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19
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Why didn't the chef graduate culinary school?

He failed the main course.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19
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"Have you heard about the Asian chef that spilled soup?"

"Yes, he burned his Japaknees,"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamnothingtoo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16
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What do you call a sushi chef's assistant?

A Sous-shi chef

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What did the boiling water say to the chef?

When I am gone, I will be mist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeepjeep1016
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Becoming a sushi chef requires a lot of physics.

How else will you learn fission.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quibblicous
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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Did you hear about the chef who invested in stocks?

He became a bouillon-naire

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
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Poor chef
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ToastyZ71
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What do the chefs call that one counter where all the veggies are kept?

Vegetable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chashme_Wali
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Anyone here ever read Anthony bourdains biography on becoming a chef?

It’s quite stirring

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πŸ‘€︎ u/post-ale
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Did you hear about the new WiFi connected chef's knife?

It's cutting-edge technology.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Doogasa34
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Why did the sushi chef go to the capitol riots?

To protest the Unagi Ration.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cat-dad
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A ate a burger from a 1-armed chef.

He said it was a handburger.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrVegano
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A local contractor hired a pasta chef to redo the interior of a doctor’s office that studies antibiotics.

The inside looks great! They have a penne ceiling.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Samwyzh
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11
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Why was the chef arrested?

He was caught beating an egg.

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What do you call it when a chef has you choose between 2 tomatoes?

An ultomato

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealBenSimmons
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When is a chef bad?

When he beats the eggs πŸ₯š and whips the cream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Irishlamb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04
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The Italian chef that lived near me pasta way :'(
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πŸ‘€︎ u/n00b90
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Hear the one about the celebrity Italian chef

Last night he just pasta way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vamplestat666
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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Why aren't there any short chefs anymore?

The steaks are too high

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CALAZ1986
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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I was stalked by a pastry chef once.

He was a real crepe.

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What do you call a turtle in a chef’s hat?

A slow cooker.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpisodicDoleWhip
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I was watching an Australian cooking show recently and the audience began applauding when the chef made meringue. Which is odd because...

...Australians usually boo meringue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alastrel3000
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Did you hear about the Chef that died?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. He sadly ran out of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sloppy_joe_1
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta-way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxtrotGabry
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Why didn't the chef graduate from his culinary class?

He didn't finish the main course

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Breachx4002
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