Why did the Sushi chef refuse to serve the musician?

Cause he was outta tuna.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rpdaca
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I was watching an Australian cooking show when the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.

I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who joined the army?

He wanted a pizza the action

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bodjac89
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01
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My late Dad was a rebellious Chef by nature. He taught me to never..

..play by the Rouxs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06
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Why'd the chef get poison ivy?

He needed an itch to cook from scratch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbixbyakahulk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11
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My asian friend is pretty popular among his profession of being a chef.

He's a wokstar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/U4gotmycheese
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06
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You'll never guess what happened to the Italian Chef!

He pasta away! Hehehe!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ieatlotsofcakes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04
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How did the Italian Dessert Chef protect her small horse from COVID?

She'd Mascarpone.

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I asked the chef for butter for my naan and he gave me regular old butter. I went back and said, "hey, I may not look Indian, but I really wanted ghee." He told me rather rudely, "Well, next time you should clarify that."

I told him, "well, this time, you should."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OK_Compooper
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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Whst did the herb gardener say to the sloppy chef?

Please, don't waste my thyme!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bl-nkfr-nk
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lora_Gev
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01
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I'm not a Chef but boyardees titties sweaty today.
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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Why did the chef serve eggs Benedict on a hubcap?

Because there’s no plate like chrome for the hollandaise

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Two chefs are working on a meal, the first chef is caramelising onions when some spill out the pan, the second chef says β€œwhat happened? Onions can’t jump by themselves”

the first chef responds with β€œthey can if they’re spring onions”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebiunicorn
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died recently?

He pasta way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sontrii
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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What do you call when a chef steals a recipe for ravioli?

A copy pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yoav-bam
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/xdarkstarr
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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Azad Khan, a chef in a local Indian restaurant, overstretched and fell headlong into a vat of hot curry. An ambulance was quickly at the scene and he was taken to hospital.

Fortunately he is alive but is still in a korma.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brucemoose1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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In the Disney animated picture, Ratatouille, Remy controls Linguini actions by pulling his hair, giving him a perfect palette. The little chef’s squeak is the only other voice Linguini ever really hears at home.

I guess you could say Remy is Linguini’s voice of season

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 11
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There should be a cooking show to find the best chef from Thailand.

Call it ... Thai Masters!

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 20
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Why did the chef give a bird a sweater?

He wanted to make the duck confit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PopsGalaxy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 10
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded when the chef made a meringue.

I was surprised. Usually Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24
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Did you hear about the Italian Chef who died?

He Pasta Away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AqeelyBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28
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What's a chef's favourite drug?

Pot

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rav4xle
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15
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You heard about the master-chef from Transylvania?

Vlad Tapas.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PlankenSonja
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25
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After years of training as a chef, the only job I got was preparing oysters at a small restaurant.

I have to say it really shucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14
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My friend is a sushi chef and makes a ton of money.

He drives a Rolls-Rice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheTeddly
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04
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Found on The Chef’s Circle Facebook page
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πŸ‘€︎ u/financiallyflutey
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2019
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Watching an Australian cooking show and the chef made some meringue and the crowd cheered!

Surprising since most Aussies like to boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hoosierdaddiesx
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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Why was the pastry chef nervous about making 100 cakes in a day?

It was a high whisk situation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weathermancam12
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17
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I own a restaurant. My chef knows exactly when to add spices to any meal...

Perfect thyme-ing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22
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I used to work as a chef and I had so many utensils that I rented a unit to keep them all in.

It was my spatula pad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AustralianGroan
πŸ“…︎ May 16
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What do you call a chef who's scared of sauce?

Alfredo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DavideoandPhoto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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A newly enlisted recruit was in basic training, being yelled at by a former barbecue chef.

He was their Grill Sergeant.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Escalade1414
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08
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Did you hear what happened to the Italian Chef?

He pasta away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HerrChef1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25
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I was watching an Australian cooking show, and the audience applauded the chef for making a perfect meringue.

I was surprised, as Australian's usually boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holiestofrollers
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04
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Are chefs that learn Asian cuisine told to

wok this way?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allan_collins
πŸ“…︎ Mar 15
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I think the pasta chef is laundering money for the mob

I suspect he works for MacMafia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MagnetCarter
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14
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why did they hire the pig as a chef

because he was good at bacon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/surealseriph
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27
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What kind of car did the famous sushi chef drive?

A rolls rice.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vernalpond
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10
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Why don't chefs find coronavirus jokes funny?

Because they are in bad taste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vi77aiN
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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A chef cut himself and went to the emergency room...

The nurses patched him in triage and after a long wait, the doctor called him in. "You'll take about eight stitches and be on your way." The chef replied, "I can tell you're all very busy here, so just hand me the needle and I'll be on my way." The doctor looked by turns insulted, annoyed and dismissive.

"Fine then. Suture self."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scarecrow53
πŸ“…︎ Jan 05
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Did you hear that the Joker became a Chinese chef?

He's now known as 'Woking Phoenix'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kingprawnsct
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who got Corona Virus?

He pasta way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thiby
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24
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What do you call Chef Boyardee products that you stockpile in the event of a quarantine?

Beef-alone-y.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dante640XX
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20
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Why did the female chef win the cook-off?

Because cheese grater!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zj_y33t
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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Did you hear about that famous Italian chef?

Yes, it's a shame he pasta way.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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Why shouldn't you tell knock knock jokes to chefs?

They don't have the thyme for that, just cumin.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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Which classical music genius was also the first cooking show chef where he presented the finished dish to the camera?

Show pan.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 13
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Why did the chef always visit the bathroom before making his signature dish?

Because the recipe said "First, take a leek..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bloodyOutrageous
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28
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Call the locksmith or chef Boyardee
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πŸ‘€︎ u/fawaffle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Ace Tempura: Chef Perspective
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πŸ‘€︎ u/tygerohtyger
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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What do you call a chef who's looking to start their own business?

An entree-preneur

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrBossMan007
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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I was watching an Australian cooking show and people started cheering when the chef made a meringue.

I was shocked, Australians usually boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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Have you heard of the Italian chef?

Yeah, he pasta way..

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2019
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I once had crush on a pastry chef

Turns out she didn’t have any fillings for me

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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Why does a chef not cook stir fry for his family ?

He doesn't like bringing his wok home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuddhaBlessThou
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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A chef excitedly calls up his friend to tell him about his latest creation

"I've just discovered the recipe for an amazing type of cheese sauce made with cheese, butter, flour, milk, and peppers!" he exclaims.

The friend, unimpressed, replies, "K, so?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hollowbody57
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Did you know that being an omelette chef at a ski resort is one of the most stressful jobs in the world?

Everyone has such high eggspectations

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CapnFancyPants
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09
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I went to a dinner party yesterday. The hosts are chefs and made all kinds of food, buffet style. I arrived early had some hors d'oeuvres. Then I realized I was thirsty, and I wanted to try the mixed juice drink. At this point everyone else was getting food, so I walked right up and got a cup...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bb5x24
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Why was the chef stressed out?

He was running out of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManWithNoClue
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2019
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β€ͺAn evil French chef mixes Kryptonite in their treats and flings them at Superman. Batman arrives on the scene but does nothing, allowing Jimmy Olsen to catch the pastries in a net, at which point Superman saves the day. It’s like they say:

Not all heroes snare crepes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atruthtellingliar
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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As a chef, I often get asked questions. My friend asked me what my favourite sporting event was.

I said the Soup Herb Bowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aveonick
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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But I wonder what they really do when we tell the waiter to give compliments to the chef
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Devanshi1618
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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kinda suspect they killed the old chef to make that joke
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πŸ‘€︎ u/N_M96
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2019
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I thought my Indian chef friend added butter to his recipes, but he explained it was actually ghee.

I said, β€œThanks for clarifying.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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If you guys are gonna tell a joke, tell the whole thing. Did you hear about the Italian chef?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato. I feel horrible, he just ran out of thyme.

I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset too. Cheese crying. He died fusilli reasons. I never sausage a tragic situation.

it was a farfalle from grace.

Edit: Whoa! Woke up to so many upvotes! Thank you!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alftrazign
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2018
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What does the chef of a Chinese New York restaurant say, when you barge into their kitchen?

HEYYY I'M WOKKIN ERE πŸ—½πŸ³

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GS_Dan
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I caught the chef sticking his hand in the cooking pot. He looked at me and said...

"I was just feeling a little chili."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ottodidakt
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2019
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A Chinese chef in Milan creating a pun of a Japanese food... Puns are truly the Universal language!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/weirdgroovynerd
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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Why did the chef lose the cooking competition?

He ran out of thyme

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Onsyde
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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Italian Dad-Joke: Where do Italian chefs go to learn to cook?

The scolapasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xwhy
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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they call Gordon Ramsey β€œraw and uncut,” yet these are the exact words he uses when chewing out the chefs on his show
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πŸ‘€︎ u/skill_challenge
πŸ“…︎ Sep 02 2019
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Why couldnt the chef finish cooking the meal?

Because he was out of thyme.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMurlocsson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What did the Japanese chef with an Oedipus complex say to his mother?

Umami!

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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I asked my chef friend how hard it would be to make a stir-fry in a meadow?

He said it was just a wok in the park

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πŸ‘€︎ u/davidrobertson344
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2019
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What does the Swedish Chef cook for Sunday lunch?

Pork pork pork!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumanTorch23
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Did you hear about the sick Italian chef?

He pasta-way.

I cannoli imagine what his family is going through.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aviator506
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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I bet when Japanese chefs get stressed in the kitchen about not having enough pots and pans...

They just go for a wok.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chuckyocouch_
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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Dino chef

What did the T-Rex chef say to his sous chef...

Fuck.. We're short handed again..!. Lol

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blixerbx3
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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How was the chef playing bowling wrong?

He was rolling pins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TreyLastname
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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Did you hear about the Italian chef with a terminal illness?

He recently pasta way...

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Did you hear about the Italian chef that died?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. We must send olive our prayers to the family. Here today, gone tomato.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fangirl-of-all
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2019
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I'm not a Chef

But Boyardees titties sweaty today...

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 17
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Did you hear about the Italian chef who died?

He pasta way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RPKBoss
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13
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I was watching an Australian cooking show and the audience started applauding when the chef made a meringue.

I was shocked. Usually Australians boo meringue.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23
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The Italian chef who died, he pasta way
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatRandomGamerYT
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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Did you hear about the famous Italian Chef?

He pasta way.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WickedNature
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Did you hear about the Italian chef?

He pasta way

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CribbiterCrab
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Did you hear about the italian chef?

He pasta way. We cannoli do so much. His legacy will become a pizza history. Here today, gone tomato, but it was his thyme to go. I am sending olive my love to his friends. His wife is really upset - cheese crying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sweetjune_
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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