Hair stylist's last words

It is a good day to dye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Komirade666
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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Why didn't the pro golfer wear his golf shoes during the round? (Compliments of my stylist)

Because he's got a hole in one.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smusac
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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Have you heard of the hair stylist that refuses to cut hair?

If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jas280z
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2020
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I heard all the hair stylists are suffering from depression due to unemployment.

They just want to like, dye.


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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lazy-Potential
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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How did the speed runner beat the world record on hair stylist simulator?

He took a shortcut.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BinaryPeach
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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What do you call a tiger that’s just come from the hair stylist?

Sheared Khan

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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I found out my wife's hair stylist passed away, she asked me what happened.

She dyed.

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 29 2020
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You know hair stylists don't make hourly?

They just get a cut from every head of hair

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zsm1994
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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What does a funeral home hair stylist handle on a daily basis?

A brush with death

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boogerknows
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2019
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What song do stylists listen to when coloring hair?

Go Forth and Dye

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Clapton_Coil
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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Why did the eyebrow stylist go to jail?

Because he was charged with tweezin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrlaheysassistant
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2018
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So I said to my new hair stylist...

When getting my hair cut she asked "How do you normally wear your hair?" , I couldn't help but to respond with "On my head, are you new at this?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jusgle
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2014
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My depressive daughter said she "wants to go out with a bang"

I got her to a hair stylist,but im not approving of this relationship.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ferkeshu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
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Daughter @ the salon

My daughter was getting her hair cut the other day and she mentioned to the stylist that she used to have hair down to her waist. Stylist "how did you do that?" Me "she was shorter, her back wasn't as long" Daughter and fiance groan The stylist had to take a minute to stop laughing.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/garfath
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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My son got a haircut and it isn't very good...

Looks like the stylist took some shortcuts.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/batnerd13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I'm pretty proud of this one

A female friend of mine was talking about her new haircut and complaining that her stylist cut it too short for her liking.

Without so much as thinking out popped "Don't worry it will grow on you"....Nudge nudge wink

She decided that she's done talking to me for the day.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oconnorda
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2015
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Puns for Kids

The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.

Puns for Kids

Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!

What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!

Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!

Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.

The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.

How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.

What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!

No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.

Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!

What musical is about a train conductor? β€œMy Fare, Lady”.

A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.

What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.

What animals are on legal documents? Seals!

Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!

Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.

Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!

How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!

Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!

Dockyard: A physician’s garden.

What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!

The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.

β€œWhat’s purple and 5000 miles long?” β€œOoh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”

Every calendar’s days are numbered.

This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. β€œFour bucks,” says the bartender. β€œPut it on my bill.”

I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!

When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).

Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.

A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Punsville
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2017
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My Hairstylist Must Be A Great Father

We were discussing his life and why he moved to the city he's in now, so I asked:

Me: "So what brought you down here?"

Stylist: "My car!"

Needless to say, he stopped cutting my hair and took that moment to grin cheek to cheek.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CountFapula69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2014
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