A list of puns related to "Stylist"
Because he's got a hole in one.
If she won't cut hair to earn a living, she'll certainly dye.
They just want to like, dye.
(OC)
He took a shortcut.
Sheared Khan
She dyed.
They just get a cut from every head of hair
A brush with death
Go Forth and Dye
Because he was charged with tweezin.
When getting my hair cut she asked "How do you normally wear your hair?" , I couldn't help but to respond with "On my head, are you new at this?"
I got her to a hair stylist,but im not approving of this relationship.
My daughter was getting her hair cut the other day and she mentioned to the stylist that she used to have hair down to her waist. Stylist "how did you do that?" Me "she was shorter, her back wasn't as long" Daughter and fiance groan The stylist had to take a minute to stop laughing.
Looks like the stylist took some shortcuts.
A female friend of mine was talking about her new haircut and complaining that her stylist cut it too short for her liking.
Without so much as thinking out popped "Don't worry it will grow on you"....Nudge nudge wink
She decided that she's done talking to me for the day.
The funniest and shortest puns for kids, you always remember while teaching children puns, try to choose the short ones because they are easy for them to remember and register.
Why are teddy bears never hungry? They are always stuffed!
What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie? A pie-thon!
Where do polar bears vote? The North Poll.
What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court room? Odor in the court!
Two silkworms had a race. They ended up in a tie.
Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools.
The streets in the capital of Afghanistan are paved with Kabulstones.
How does a lion greet the other animals in the field? Pleased to eat you.
What do you get when a chicken lays an egg on top of a barn? An egg roll!
No matter how much you push the envelope, it will still be stationery.
Why did the turkey cross the road? To prove he wasn’t chicken!
What musical is about a train conductor? “My Fare, Lady”.
A man drowned in a bowl of muesli. A strong currant pulled him in.
What do you get from a pampered cow? Spoiled milk.
What animals are on legal documents? Seals!
Why did the lion spit out the clown? Because he tasted funny!
Why did the bumble bee leave the house? It heard the school was having a spelling bee.
Being struck by lightning is really a shocking experience!
How do celebrities stay cool? They have many fans!
Why do fish live in salt water? Because pepper makes them sneeze!
Dockyard: A physician’s garden.
What did the angry mother say to the boiling pot of spaghetti? Simmer down!
The lights were too bright at the Chinese restaurant so the manager decided to dim sum.
“What’s purple and 5000 miles long?” “Ooh! I know! The Grape Wall of China!”
Every calendar’s days are numbered.
This duck walks into a bar and orders a beer. “Four bucks,” says the bartender. “Put it on my bill.”
I used to be twins. My mother has a picture of me when I was two.
What sound do porcupines make when they kiss? Ouch!
When does a well-dressed lion look like a weed? When he’s a dandelion (dandy lion).
Two peanuts walk into a bar, and one was a-salted.
A bicycle can’t stand on its own because it is
... keep reading on reddit ➡We were discussing his life and why he moved to the city he's in now, so I asked:
Me: "So what brought you down here?"
Stylist: "My car!"
Needless to say, he stopped cutting my hair and took that moment to grin cheek to cheek.
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