I went into a place that advertised topless and bottomless dancers

There was nobody in there.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/pattersonjeffa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28
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Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?

Because they are Santas Star Bucks!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Texgymratdad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.

She took plea A.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 26 2020
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Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.

Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chexmp
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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I was a tap dancer

Until I fell in the sink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What does dancer say when they have to use the bathroom?

I have to go and-a-one, and-a-two.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hola0722
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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In far future, in a robot-only disco, one of the dancers suddenly shuts down.

The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:

β€œDon’t worry, he just got disco-nnected.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/That-Grim-Reaper
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What is a dancer's favorite video game series?

Command and Conga

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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How do dancers ensure job continuity during the Covid crisis?

They twerk from home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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Some say I’m a really good dancer

I tell them: it’s in my sole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UndeadNineKills
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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With bars finally reopening, exotic dancers can once again bring home the bacon...

...but only one strip at a time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My easter decoration is an egg-cellent break dancer. v.redd.it/t563s1xkfas41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyratemime
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Why did the belly dancer quit her job?

Because she hated waisting time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADTO97
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Which playing cards are the best dancers?

The king and queen of clubs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extremeavYT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?

They are Santa's star bucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chance2399
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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A limbo dancer walks into a bar

Disqualified

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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Why do ballet dancers change their routine right before the show?

To keep them on their toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pritchyy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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How do flamenco dancers take their coffee?

Au lait!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyfanwyTiffany
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Why does Santa only buy coffee from Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Comit and Donner and Blitzen?

They are his star bucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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I used to be pretty nifty tap dancer...

Until I fell into the sink (ie the basin for the yanks).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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My limbo dancer friend married a locksmith yesterday.

The wedding was low key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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How did dancers in the 70s stay on their feet at a disco?

With the grooves in their sole!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Ever heard of the exotic dancer that graduated from MIT?

For her thesis, she did a Mobius strip tease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brayradberry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why do cows make such good dancers?

They've got the best mooves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/this_is_grand
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What's a dancer's favorite Thanksgiving food?

Twerky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satolah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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How does a flamenco dancer catch lots of fish.

She castanets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Which ghost is the best dancer?

The boogie man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YetiFromJersey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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I bet they’re better dancers too πŸ˜‚ a take on the song Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Found outside a local flower/plant shop OC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShayButter420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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What disease do exotic dancers get?

Strip throat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoossyyBodger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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What did the flamenco dancer admire about the fisherman?

The way he’d cast a net.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bvlshewic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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Why was Al Gore scientifically a great dancer?

Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rv0u5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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Note: the Warsaw Ballet doesn't appreciate being referred to as "Pole dancers."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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I once dated twin sisters who were ballet dancers.

Sure they were attractive, but I was drawn more to two tutus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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What do you call a dancer who does the hula hoop poorly?

A waist of talent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Limbo dancer walks into a bar

gets disqualified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/colepatrick1111
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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I'm going to start a line of footwear to market to exotic dancers.

They're called Daddy Is-Shoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuestionMarkyMark
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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A busy bartender might be also be described as a tap dancer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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You can tell ducks are good dancers because...

....duck means GET DOWN! πŸ’ƒ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChillWisdom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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My dentist is very supportive of my aspirations of becoming a dancer.

He recommends I floss every day.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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What do you ask a pole dancer with scoliosis to do?

mobius strip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DagwoodDeluxe
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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What does a mathematician need to be a good dancer?

Algo-rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ster1ing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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Why are dogs such bad dancers?

They have two left feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhabibs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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What playing cards are the best dancers?

The king and queen of clubs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOmerAngi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Which ghost is the best dancer?

The boogie man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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Which cards are the best dancers?

The King and Queen of Clubs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devildocjames
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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