Some say I’m a really good dancer

I tell them: it’s in my sole

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UndeadNineKills
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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How do dancers ensure job continuity during the Covid crisis?

They twerk from home.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilokiilo
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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With bars finally reopening, exotic dancers can once again bring home the bacon...

...but only one strip at a time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KW-DadJoker
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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My easter decoration is an egg-cellent break dancer. v.redd.it/t563s1xkfas41
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πŸ‘€︎ u/pyratemime
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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Why did the belly dancer quit her job?

Because she hated waisting time

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ADTO97
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Which playing cards are the best dancers?

The king and queen of clubs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/extremeavYT
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?

They are Santa's star bucks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chance2399
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2019
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Why do ballet dancers change their routine right before the show?

To keep them on their toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pritchyy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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How do flamenco dancers take their coffee?

Au lait!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MyfanwyTiffany
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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Why does Santa only buy coffee from Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Comit and Donner and Blitzen?

They are his star bucks.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2019
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A limbo dancer walks into a bar

Disqualified

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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How did dancers in the 70s stay on their feet at a disco?

With the grooves in their sole!

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2019
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I used to be pretty nifty tap dancer...

Until I fell into the sink (ie the basin for the yanks).

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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My limbo dancer friend married a locksmith yesterday.

The wedding was low key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Ever heard of the exotic dancer that graduated from MIT?

For her thesis, she did a Mobius strip tease.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/brayradberry
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why do cows make such good dancers?

They've got the best mooves.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/this_is_grand
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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What's a dancer's favorite Thanksgiving food?

Twerky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Satolah
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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Which ghost is the best dancer?

The boogie man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YetiFromJersey
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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How does a flamenco dancer catch lots of fish.

She castanets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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I bet they’re better dancers too πŸ˜‚ a take on the song Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Found outside a local flower/plant shop OC
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShayButter420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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What did the flamenco dancer admire about the fisherman?

The way he’d cast a net.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bvlshewic
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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What disease do exotic dancers get?

Strip throat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoossyyBodger
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2019
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Why was Al Gore scientifically a great dancer?

Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/n3rv0u5
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2018
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Note: the Warsaw Ballet doesn't appreciate being referred to as "Pole dancers."
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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What do you call a dancer who does the hula hoop poorly?

A waist of talent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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I once dated twin sisters who were ballet dancers.

Sure they were attractive, but I was drawn more to two tutus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 14 2018
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Limbo dancer walks into a bar

gets disqualified.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/colepatrick1111
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2018
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I'm going to start a line of footwear to market to exotic dancers.

They're called Daddy Is-Shoes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/QuestionMarkyMark
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2018
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You can tell ducks are good dancers because...

....duck means GET DOWN! πŸ’ƒ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChillWisdom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2018
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My dentist is very supportive of my aspirations of becoming a dancer.

He recommends I floss every day.

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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A busy bartender might be also be described as a tap dancer.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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What do you ask a pole dancer with scoliosis to do?

mobius strip

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DagwoodDeluxe
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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What does a mathematician need to be a good dancer?

Algo-rhythm

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ster1ing
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2017
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Why are dogs such bad dancers?

They have two left feet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jhabibs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2018
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What do you call the cheerleaders and dancers of the Chicago Bulls in the 1980s? imgur.com/u8fqr9d
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Diligencet
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2014
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Irish line dancers have superior form

Hands down.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2018
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What do you call an Irish dancer having a heart attack?

An ambulance

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaoticFather
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2018
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Female Pole dancer
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dghughes
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2015
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What do mathematicians and dancers have in common?

They both have algorhythm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dangantitan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2016
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Two dancers are performing.

One is a always one post behind the other. The name of the act? Pre"pose"turous!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtjacksn11
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2017
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A limbo-dancer walks into a bar

He got disqualified

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Saad888
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2015
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How do flamenco dancers catch fish?

They castanet!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acnine
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2017
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Me: Wow, I think that girl's a pole dancer

Dad: how can you tell her nationality from here?

Awful. Just awful.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/weeksy101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2014
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My daughter the dancer

My daughter is a few months old and is very active with her legs. She kicks a lot so if I hold her a bit off the ground it looks like she's dancing.

On a visit to my parents, I went to show them this while I was sitting on the couch. I held her up and told her to "dance on daddy's belly".

My dad: Oh - she's a belly dancer!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sane123
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2016
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I'm an aspiring ice dancer but I'm struggling with my new routine.

I just can't figure eight out!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/islandonisland
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2013
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I used to be a tap dancer...

I had to stop because i kept falling into the sink.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2015
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Dancer Names

As a father of three, by far my favorite Dad Joke has to be claiming things as my "Dancer Names". I have at least one or two a week.

It's whenever someone says something in conversation which sounds like it could be a Stripper name. Off the top of my head, here are some I've used:

"Yummy Cupcakes", "Pansy Taboo", "Stamen Fuzz", "Dark Almond", "Squeeze Bacon", "Bolt Upright"

I'll often follow it up with a hint as to what that show may just be like.

Guy on television: "The bee is now covered in stamin fuzz..."

Me: "'Stamen Fuzz' is my dancer name. Quite a show; not for the allergic."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaveboNutpunch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2014
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My dad always told me there was a reason Koreans were really good dancers

The Soul of the people of Seoul is in their Soles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThroughTheWire
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2015
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What's a dancer's favorite Thanksgiving dish?

Twerky

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hey_Ya_Dingus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2015
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Which ghost is the best dancer?

The boogie man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anthonybrose
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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What playing cards are the best dancers?

The king and queen of clubs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOmerAngi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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Which cards are the best dancers?

The King and Queen of Clubs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devildocjames
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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Which playing cards are the best dancers?

The King and Queen of clubs.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oppy1984
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2017
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I used to be a tap dancer

But I fell in the sink

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyalT_
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2016
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