I went into a place that advertised topless and bottomless dancers
There was nobody in there.
Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
Because they are Santas Star Bucks!
The prosecutor offered the ballet dancer two choices after she did not pay her mountain of parking tickets. A) Say guilty, pay them off, and get probation for 6 months or B) Say Not Guilty and go to trial and perhaps serve 6 months in jail.
Due to covid most exotic dancers have been furloughed.
Basically, they’ve been stripped of their source of income.
What does dancer say when they have to use the bathroom?
I have to go and-a-one, and-a-two.
In far future, in a robot-only disco, one of the dancers suddenly shuts down.
The doctor arrives and after a quick inspection he calms the crowd:
“Don’t worry, he just got disco-nnected.”
What is a dancer's favorite video game series?
How do dancers ensure job continuity during the Covid crisis?
Some say I’m a really good dancer
I tell them: it’s in my sole
With bars finally reopening, exotic dancers can once again bring home the bacon...
...but only one strip at a time.
Why did the belly dancer quit her job?
Because she hated waisting time
Which playing cards are the best dancers?
The king and queen of clubs
A limbo dancer walks into a bar
Why do ballet dancers change their routine right before the show?
To keep them on their toes.
How do flamenco dancers take their coffee?
Why does Santa only buy coffee from Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Comit and Donner and Blitzen?
I used to be pretty nifty tap dancer...
Until I fell into the sink (ie the basin for the yanks).
My limbo dancer friend married a locksmith yesterday.
How did dancers in the 70s stay on their feet at a disco?
With the grooves in their sole!
Ever heard of the exotic dancer that graduated from MIT?
For her thesis, she did a Mobius strip tease.
Why do cows make such good dancers?
They've got the best mooves.
What's a dancer's favorite Thanksgiving food?
How does a flamenco dancer catch lots of fish.
Which ghost is the best dancer?
I bet they’re better dancers too 😂 a take on the song Pretty Fly for a White Guy. Found outside a local flower/plant shop OC
What disease do exotic dancers get?
What did the flamenco dancer admire about the fisherman?
Why was Al Gore scientifically a great dancer?
Because of his Al Gore Rythyms.
Note: the Warsaw Ballet doesn't appreciate being referred to as "Pole dancers."
I once dated twin sisters who were ballet dancers.
Sure they were attractive, but I was drawn more to two tutus.
What do you call a dancer who does the hula hoop poorly?
I'm going to start a line of footwear to market to exotic dancers.
They're called Daddy Is-Shoes.
A busy bartender might be also be described as a tap dancer.
You can tell ducks are good dancers because...
....duck means GET DOWN! 💃
My dentist is very supportive of my aspirations of becoming a dancer.
He recommends I floss every day.
What do you ask a pole dancer with scoliosis to do?
What does a mathematician need to be a good dancer?
Why are dogs such bad dancers?
Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
They are Santa's star bucks
What playing cards are the best dancers?
The king and queen of clubs.
Which ghost is the best dancer?
Which cards are the best dancers?
The King and Queen of Clubs
Limbo dancer walks into a bar
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