Why is Groundhog’s day like a ballerina’s wardrobe?

They’re both 2-2’s.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlappyWhite54
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2021
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I asked my wife about a ballerina in a picture who looked familiar. She said it was Anna Pavlova.

I said I thought her face rang a bell.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Why do ballerinas always stand on their tiptoes?

Couldn't they just get taller ballerinas?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WeedEmAndReap
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Why didn't the ballerina wear three costumes?

Because that would be tutu many, obviously.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michelreid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2020
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β€œDad, what do ballerinas wear?”

Dad: You can figure it out. Just put tu and tu together.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Why do ballerinas wear tutus?

Because oneones are too small.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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An Ex Marine took over a Ballerina Studio near my house

He's a tough coach but he keeps them on their toes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Q_Sensei
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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Hey kids, did I ever tell you why I never became a ballerina?

I was afraid of tights.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rearden-steel
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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Does a skinny ballerina

wear a one one?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadeauxmarie
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2019
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The ballerina dresses told me that they love me

I replied, " I love you two too, tutus".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MexElf
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What's the name of the ballerina who was always off balance?

Eileen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2donutkid2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 27 2018
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Did you hear about the chicken ballerina?

To watch her dance was like poultry in motion.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/werdnadrew
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2017
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How do you lock up a ballerina?

You provide enough evidance.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GreasyHugs
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2018
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What's a ballerina's favorite date?

02/02

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rawrlix
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2018
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Did you know a ballerina’s favorite number is four?

Two two’s!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/timmypandas
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2018
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What's the difference between a drunk and a ballerina?

One bellies up to the bar. The other ballets up to the barre.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RonPalancik
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2017
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Today is a ballerina's favorite day!

2/2

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reader313
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2016
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The ballerina I dated made me feel like a slob

She was always on pointe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ODeletedO
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2015
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Ballerinas do ballet but what do you call an NBA player who does ballet?

A baller-in-a leotard.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SouthParkDid_it
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2015
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