Did you hear about that actress named Reese that got stabbed?
Man 2: Witherspoon?
Man 1: No; with a knife.
I told my wife my favorite actress is Allison Brie.
She disagreed, she thinks Allison is too cheesy.
I really like that actress in “House of Cards,” “Manhattan” and “The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel.”
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
A hot actress tried out for my play. She spoke the archaic version of "your" beautifully...
Who is Goofy's favorite actress ?
What do you call a devout Catholic American Actress?
What do you get when you cross a famous Hollywood actress with a meta punchline?
What do you call an actress that accidentally leaned on a barbecue?
How many shrimp does it take to make a famous actress?
Did you hear about the actress that stabbed her husband with a fork?
Joke teller: “it was Reese... ohh what was her name..Reese..”
Person: “Witherspoon?!”
Joke teller: “No I just told you it was with her fork!”
I decided to sketch an actress, so I ...
The conceited actress was given a fancy trailer and liked to show off her dressing table
Her full vanity was on display
I read a famous actress is very excited to star as a pregnant woman in a motion picture
Personally I think she's just ovary acting.
Who is the pastry chef's favorite actress?
I heard that actress Reese whatshername is in rehab because she is addicted to eating soup...
Witherspoon?
Dad: I assume so, but nobody knows for sure
I heard that actress Reese what's-her-name got stabbed...
A gasping audience: Witherspoon?!
Dad: No, it was with a knife
The actress who got stabbed
Dad: Did you hear about that actress who was stabbed
Me: No I didn't
Dad: I think her name was Reece something or another
Me: Witherspoon?
Dad: No dumbass, with a knife
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
Did you hear that one actress was stabbed? Reese something?
Wife: Witherspoon?
Me: No, with a knife.
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way into town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way into town, apparently an actress just killed herself
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
Dad: I was just listening to the radio, a famous actress killed herself!
Mom: oh no! Who?
Dad: Um, I can remember! I think her name was Reese or something.
Mom: WHITHERSPOON?
Dad: No, it was with a knife.
Actress just killed herself
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife...
An actress just killed herself...
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.
MOM: Oh my! Who!?
DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?
MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????
DAD: No, it was with a knife
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife
Dad: i was listening to the radio it says some actress killed her self
Me: OMG WHO
Dad: i dunno reese somthing
Me: WITHERSPOON
Dad: no with a knife
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something? MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!??????? DAD: No, it was with a knife...
Sister: Did you hear about that actress who stabbed someone? Reese something or other?
Me: Witherspoon?
Sister: No! With a knife!
Did you hear about that actress who got stabbed last night? Reese something....
"witherspoon?"
"No, with a knife!"
Me: Did you hear about that actress getting stabbed to death last night? What's her name, Reese something or other?
Wife: Witherspoon?
Me: No, with a knife.
"Did you hear that the actress from Legally Blonde killed someone?"
"Reese Witherspoon?!?
"No. With her knife."
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