I was kidnaped by mimes once.

They did unspeakable things too me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frindwamp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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My wife was kidnapped by a mime

He did unspeakable things to her

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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Now you just wait there a damn second friend.. a little birdie has just informed me that you are in fact a mime

Ya don’t say.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kopextacy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 20 2020
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Every year hundreds of children are shipped off to mime school

Never to be heard from again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SwansonsJohnson
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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I was just diagnosed with Mime disease...

I'm speechless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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My son has just got a job as a mime artist.

He kept that quiet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after breaking his left arm in a bar fight.

He still has the right to remain silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 26 2020
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Mimes kidnapped me recently

They committed unspeakable crimes.

When I told the story to the detective, he has speechless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asadleafsfan
πŸ“…︎ Oct 25 2020
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What makes a serial killer mime happy?

Mute-elation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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I was caught by a gang of mimes.

They performed unspeakable acts on me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/benjo1000113
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Mime
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EthanWright0417
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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Why should you never be abducted by a group of mime artists

Because they'll do unspeakable things to you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I was once assaulted by a group of mimes.

I never heard them coming

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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I proposed to a mime today,

"Will you mirror me?"

She was speechless.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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I confronted a mime today.

He did unspeakable things.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2020
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"Son you're just not cut out to be a mime."

"Is it something I said?"

"Yes."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2019
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My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes...

They did unspeakable things to her

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2019
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I wanted to go as a streetperformer for Halloween. It took me absolutely forever to find a mime shirt...

But the pantomimes were pretty easy to pick up!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StretchSmiley
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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For years, kids have been sent to a mime school...

Never to be heard from again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fitzz7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I showed a mime a magic trick.

He was speechless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fartfacepooper
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2019
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Mime joke not funny

Why couldn't the mime leave the box. Because he was under arrest for being a scam artist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eliminatues
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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My mime friend's best performance is when he acts like a piece of paper...

He remains stationary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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I got kicked out of the Mime Academy for performing unspeakable acts

Kind of glad they kicked me out because their curriculum made me feel boxed in

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chef_Boiardee11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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My parents sent me to mime camp one summer.

I still can't talk about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeverBob
πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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My grandfather was his army battalion's mime during WW2.

He doesn't like to talk about it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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My instructor doesn’t think I’m cut out to be a mime.

It must have been something I said.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 16 2018
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First rule of the Mime Club is.

You don't talk about the Mime Club.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sodomicity
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2019
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I made my mime girlfriend angry the other day

She is still giving me the silent treatment

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πŸ‘€︎ u/michaelveyrocks
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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Whenever I see a mime performing on the street, I always make sure I put my hand in my pocket and throw in some invisible money.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/UriahPeabody
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2019
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I went to see a mime improv the other day and the performance was spectacular

It goes without saying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2018
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I was kidnapped by mimes once

They did unspeakable things to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IS3OO
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I was attacked by a mime

He did unspeakable things to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trtlman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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I kidnapped a mime once

He was speechless

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πŸ‘€︎ u/privilegedpickle
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after breaking his left arm in a bar fight.

He still has the right to remain silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2020
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A mime in my town was arrested after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.

He still has the right to remain silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.

He still has the right to remain silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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In my town they arrested a mime that got into a bar fight and broke his left arm...

He still has the right to remain silent...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JosephBarnacle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
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A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.

He still has the right to remain silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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I was kidnapped by a group of mimes.

They did unspeakable things to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gearidall_M_Grey
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2020
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I was kidnapped by a mime. The things he did to me were...

unspeakable.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jonnyprophet
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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A mime in our town was arrested yesterday after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.

He still has the right to remain silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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A mime broke his left arm in a bar fight and got arrested.

He still has the right to remain silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2018
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My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes.

They did unspeakable things to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2019
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My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes.

They did unspeakable things to her.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2018
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I got abducted by a mime...

...He did unspeakable things to me...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TunedInDropD
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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A mime was arrested in my town after getting into a bar fight and breaking his left arm.

He still has the right to remain silent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2019
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β€œSon, you’re just not cut out to be a mime."

He replied, β€œIs it something I said?”

β€œYes.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2017
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Every year hundreds of kids are shipped off to mime school…

…never to be heard from again…

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2017
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