I was kidnaped by mimes once.
They did unspeakable things too me!
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︎ Jan 08 2021
My wife was kidnapped by a mime
He did unspeakable things to her
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︎ Dec 16 2020
Now you just wait there a damn second friend.. a little birdie has just informed me that you are in fact a mime
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Every year hundreds of children are shipped off to mime school
Never to be heard from again.
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︎ Oct 27 2020
I was just diagnosed with Mime disease...
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︎ Nov 20 2020
My son has just got a job as a mime artist.
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︎ Nov 24 2020
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after breaking his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
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︎ Oct 26 2020
Mimes kidnapped me recently
They committed unspeakable crimes.
When I told the story to the detective, he has speechless.
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︎ Oct 25 2020
What makes a serial killer mime happy?
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︎ Aug 02 2020
I was caught by a gang of mimes.
They performed unspeakable acts on me...
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︎ Jun 12 2019
Mime
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︎ Dec 28 2019
Why should you never be abducted by a group of mime artists
Because they'll do unspeakable things to you.
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︎ Feb 05 2020
I was once assaulted by a group of mimes.
I never heard them coming
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︎ Apr 26 2020
I proposed to a mime today,
"Will you mirror me?"
She was speechless.
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︎ Nov 10 2019
I confronted a mime today.
He did unspeakable things.
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︎ Feb 13 2020
"Son you're just not cut out to be a mime."
"Is it something I said?"
"Yes."
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︎ Dec 12 2019
My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes...
They did unspeakable things to her
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︎ Sep 20 2019
I wanted to go as a streetperformer for Halloween. It took me absolutely forever to find a mime shirt...
But the pantomimes were pretty easy to pick up!
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︎ Oct 31 2019
For years, kids have been sent to a mime school...
Never to be heard from again.
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︎ Sep 12 2019
I showed a mime a magic trick.
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︎ May 09 2019
Mime joke not funny
Why couldn't the mime leave the box. Because he was under arrest for being a scam artist!
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︎ Oct 30 2019
My mime friend's best performance is when he acts like a piece of paper...
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︎ Oct 18 2019
I got kicked out of the Mime Academy for performing unspeakable acts
Kind of glad they kicked me out because their curriculum made me feel boxed in
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︎ Aug 21 2019
My parents sent me to mime camp one summer.
I still can't talk about it.
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︎ Aug 07 2018
My grandfather was his army battalion's mime during WW2.
He doesn't like to talk about it.
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︎ Jun 04 2019
My instructor doesnβt think Iβm cut out to be a mime.
It must have been something I said.
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︎ May 16 2018
First rule of the Mime Club is.
You don't talk about the Mime Club.
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︎ Jan 22 2019
I made my mime girlfriend angry the other day
She is still giving me the silent treatment
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︎ Jul 26 2019
Whenever I see a mime performing on the street, I always make sure I put my hand in my pocket and throw in some invisible money.
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︎ May 12 2019
I went to see a mime improv the other day and the performance was spectacular
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︎ May 03 2018
I was kidnapped by mimes once
They did unspeakable things to me
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I was attacked by a mime
He did unspeakable things to me.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
I kidnapped a mime once
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︎ Oct 20 2020
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after breaking his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
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︎ Aug 29 2020
A mime in my town was arrested after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
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︎ Jul 29 2020
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
In my town they arrested a mime that got into a bar fight and broke his left arm...
He still has the right to remain silent...
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︎ Jul 30 2020
A mime in my town was arrested yesterday after he broke his left arm in a bar fight.
He still has the right to remain silent.
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︎ May 29 2020
I was kidnapped by a group of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to me.
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︎ Jan 15 2020
I was kidnapped by a mime. The things he did to me were...
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︎ Jan 07 2020
A mime in our town was arrested yesterday after he got into a bar fight and broke his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
A mime broke his left arm in a bar fight and got arrested.
He still has the right to remain silent.
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︎ Jul 04 2018
My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to her.
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︎ Jun 09 2019
My wife was abducted by a gang of mimes.
They did unspeakable things to her.
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︎ Sep 22 2018
I got abducted by a mime...
...He did unspeakable things to me...
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︎ Jul 17 2019
A mime was arrested in my town after getting into a bar fight and breaking his left arm.
He still has the right to remain silent.
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︎ Jan 29 2019
βSon, youβre just not cut out to be a mime."
He replied, βIs it something I said?β
βYes.β
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︎ Dec 10 2017
Every year hundreds of kids are shipped off to mime schoolβ¦
β¦never to be heard from againβ¦
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︎ Jul 11 2017
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