My son has just got a job as a mime artist.

He kept that quiet.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2020
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Why should you never be abducted by a group of mime artists

Because they'll do unspeakable things to you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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I said to my son today, β€œSon, you’re just not cut out to be a mime artist.”

He said, β€œIs it something I said?”

I said, β€œYes.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2017
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Mime joke not funny

Why couldn't the mime leave the box. Because he was under arrest for being a scam artist!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eliminatues
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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