A list of puns related to "Magician"
He says, “uno, dos..” and then POOF he disappeared without a tres…
Pick a cod, any cod
Tom: Make my tea disappear Magician: Okay I will Om: You‘re not a good magician, my tea‘s still here.
Because they aren’t just difficult, they are neigh impossible!
And then he vanished, without a tres.
and then he turned into a driveway.
You better use a Penn & Teller
Person 1: What is your opinion on that one classic pulling the bunny out of the hat trick?
Person 2: I think raises some hare-raising questions.
P1: How so?
P2: It just begs the question of how it affects the rabbits themselves. After all, the magicians were pulling them out without a carrot the world.
P1: You raise at interesting point.
P2: We all know it's because of the secret compartment, you know? And, to minimize the suspiciousness of the hat, the compartment is as small as possible?
P1: Yes
P2: It must be very uncomfurtable to be in that space, and then be grabbed by the ears and raised high in front of a crowd. Like, don't get me wrong, I love magic tricks, but I wand to specify that i honestly feel that this trick in particular is quite inhumane.
His act is a-maize-ing
It really pops
You get a ras***poutine***
And then turned into a driveway.
A Labra-cadabra-dor retriever!
"… UNO! DOS!" *POOF* And he vanished without a Tres.
He went out for cigarettes and disappeared
He pulled out his hare.
A wheezard.
They already know all of the trick questions.
He wore the wrong suit.
One. It's a trick question.
Tom: *holding mug*
Do it to my tea
Magician: *waves hand*
Done
om: *holding cup*
It didn’t work...
He disappeared without a tres.
A labra-kadabra- dor
So I took his credit card and left.
A labracadabrador
He wanted to diss a pier
Because they aren’t just difficult, they are neigh impossible!
He disappeared without a tres.
Ian
Ian.
He turned into a driveway.
He disappeared without a tres.
Ian
Pick a cod, any cod.
Ian
Pick a cod, any cod
A wheez-ard
Ian.
Ian.
He turned into a driveway.
Uno.... Dos..... Poof
He disappeared without a tres
Pick a cod, any cod!
Ian
Then he turned into a driveway.
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