What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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I wasn't sure how to react when the magic spell turned me into a cat...
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Magic carpet?
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︎ Dec 08 2020
What do you call a magic dog?
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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.
βYou can't cut me down,β the tree complains. βIβm a talking tree!β
The man responds, βYou may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.β
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What do you call a Magician without magic?
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Did you hear about the magic tractor
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︎ Nov 11 2020
Have you heard the one about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field.
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︎ Nov 12 2020
I tried flying on a magic carpet
It was a rugged experience
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︎ Nov 28 2020
Magic the Scattering
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︎ Jun 28 2020
I was told to play Magic to be happy
But Happiness is just not in the cards
Came up with this one myself. I learned today there is not a single card in Magic the Gathering named Happiness.
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A young boy finds a magic lamp
He rubs theΒ lamp, and a genieΒ appears and says,Β βWhat is your firstΒ wish?β
The kid says, βIΒ wish I were rich!βΒ The genie replies,Β βIt is done! What isΒ your second wish,Β Rich?β
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︎ Aug 28 2020
It's magic
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︎ Oct 21 2019
I saw a magic trick performed at synagogue
Silly Rabbi, tricks are for kids
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︎ Sep 06 2020
What is a magician called when he loses magic?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
A lumberjack walking into a magic forest and chose a tree to chop down.
when he started swinging, the tree shouted, 'wait, wait! i'm a talking tree!' the lumberjack smiled and told him, 'and you will dialogue.'
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︎ Jul 26 2020
I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Hereβs a magic joke for you: A magician was driving down a street.
Then he turned into a driveway.
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︎ May 12 2020
They're making a longer version of Magic Mike.
It's called Magical Michael.
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︎ Jul 05 2020
My high school bully once drew a zero on my face with a magic marker
He really did a number on me
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︎ Jun 29 2020
The 'magic' of a Pokemon pun
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︎ Mar 05 2020
A lumberjack went into a magic forest to gather wood. As he found the perfect tree to cut down, he began sharpening his axe, and the tree exclaimed, βNO! Donβt chop me down! Iβm a talking tree!β
The lumberjack responded, βAnd you will dialogue.β
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︎ May 16 2020
What do you call a dog that does magic?
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︎ Dec 09 2020
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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︎ Aug 30 2020
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
What do you call a dog that does magic?
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︎ Oct 30 2020
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
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︎ Apr 04 2020
What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?
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︎ Nov 13 2020
What do you call a magician who's lost his magic ?
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︎ Oct 24 2020
My dog is magic!
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︎ Aug 28 2020
What do you call a magician that has lost his magic?
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︎ Aug 12 2020
What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
What do you call a magician that has lost their magic?
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︎ Aug 02 2020
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What do you call a Magician with no Magic
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︎ Jul 02 2020
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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︎ Jun 12 2020
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It turned into a field...
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Did you hear about the magic tractor?
It went down the road and turned into a field!
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︎ Jul 28 2020
Magic Forest
A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree
When he got there, he started to swing at a tree when it suddenly shouted, βWait! Iβm a talking tree!β
The lumberjack laughed and said, βAnd you will dialogue.β
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︎ Jun 16 2020
A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, βWait! Iβm a talking tree!"
The lumberjack grinned and said: βAnd you will dialogue.β
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︎ Dec 16 2019
what do u call a magician who has lost their magic?
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︎ Jul 31 2020
What do you call a magician that lost his magic?
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︎ Jun 15 2020
Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field!
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︎ May 26 2020
What do you call a Magician who has lost his magic?
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︎ Jun 13 2020
Did ya hear about the magic tractor?
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︎ Jun 23 2020
What do you call a dog that can do magic?
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