What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A labracadabrador!

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I wasn't sure how to react when the magic spell turned me into a cat...

It gave me paws.

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Magic carpet?
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What do you call a magic dog?

A labracadabadoor

^woof

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What do you call a dog that does magic?

A Labracadabra..

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A man walks into a magic forest and tries to cut down a talking tree.

β€œYou can't cut me down,” the tree complains. β€œI’m a talking tree!”

The man responds, β€œYou may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue.”

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What do you call a Magician without magic?

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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador

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Did you hear about the magic tractor

It turned into a field

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Have you heard the one about the magic tractor?

It went down the road and turned into a field.

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What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?

Trixie

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I tried flying on a magic carpet

It was a rugged experience

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

Ian

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What do you call a magician who's lost his magic ?

Ian.

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My dog is magic!

It's a Labracadrabrador

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Magic the Scattering
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I was told to play Magic to be happy

But Happiness is just not in the cards

Came up with this one myself. I learned today there is not a single card in Magic the Gathering named Happiness.

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A young boy finds a magic lamp

He rubs theΒ lamp, and a genieΒ appears and says,Β β€œWhat is your firstΒ wish?”

The kid says, β€œIΒ wish I were rich!” The genie replies,Β β€œIt is done! What isΒ your second wish,Β Rich?”

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It's magic
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I saw a magic trick performed at synagogue

Silly Rabbi, tricks are for kids

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What is a magician called when he loses magic?

Ian

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Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It went down the road and turned into a field!

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A lumberjack walking into a magic forest and chose a tree to chop down.

when he started swinging, the tree shouted, 'wait, wait! i'm a talking tree!' the lumberjack smiled and told him, 'and you will dialogue.'

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Magic Forest

A lumberjack went into a magic forest to cut a tree
When he got there, he started to swing at a tree when it suddenly shouted, β€œWait! I’m a talking tree!”

The lumberjack laughed and said, β€œAnd you will dialogue.”

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I'm going to show you a magic trick and make two bras out of thin air

Abracadabra

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Here’s a magic joke for you: A magician was driving down a street.

Then he turned into a driveway.

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A lumberjack went in to a magic forest to cut a tree. Upon arrival, he started to swing at the tree, when it shouted, β€œWait! I’m a talking tree!"

The lumberjack grinned and said: β€œAnd you will dialogue.”

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what do u call a magician who has lost their magic?

ian.

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They're making a longer version of Magic Mike.

It's called Magical Michael.

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My high school bully once drew a zero on my face with a magic marker

He really did a number on me

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Did you hear about the magic tractor? It went down the road and turned into a field!

An oldie but a goodie.

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The 'magic' of a Pokemon pun
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Did ya hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field.

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A lumberjack went into a magic forest to gather wood. As he found the perfect tree to cut down, he began sharpening his axe, and the tree exclaimed, β€œNO! Don’t chop me down! I’m a talking tree!”

The lumberjack responded, β€œAnd you will dialogue.”

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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador.

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What do you call a dog that does magic?

A Labracadabrador.

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What do you call a dog that does magic tricks?

A Labracadabrador.

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What do you call a magician that has lost his magic?

Ian

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What do you call a magician who has lost their magic?

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What do you call a magician who has lost his magic?

Ian.

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What do you call a magician that has lost their magic?

Ian.

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What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A Labracadabrador.

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What do you call a Magician with no Magic

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What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A Labracadabrador.

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Did you hear about the magic tractor?

It turned into a field...

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What do you call a magician that lost his magic?

ian.

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What do you call a Magician who has lost his magic?

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What do you call a dog that can do magic?

A Labracadabrador.

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